Comments on: Rest in Peace - In Advance: Audrey Tautou http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/ hyperbolic excellence Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:24:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU hourly 1 By: Soylent Ape http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-11047 Soylent Ape Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:53:52 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-11047 Moritz Bleibtreu=prolific German actor; played "Manni" in <i>Run, Lola, Run</i>. Moritz Bleibtreu=prolific German actor; played “Manni” in Run, Lola, Run.

]]> By: The Bagel of Everything http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-11044 The Bagel of Everything Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:21:06 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-11044 Franka: Hey, can I get Moritz's digits off you? Franka: Hey, can I get Moritz’s digits off you?

]]> By: Soylent Affe http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-8059 Soylent Affe Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:07:39 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-8059 BTW, Franka: "Oddly hot" is a bit of an understatement, <i>ja</i>? Remember the original <i>Anatomy</i> movie? <i>Sehr Nett</i>! BTW, Franka: “Oddly hot” is a bit of an understatement, ja? Remember the original Anatomy movie? Sehr Nett!

]]> By: Soylent Ape http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7571 Soylent Ape Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:33:01 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7571 @ Lola: <i>Vielen Dank für die Nachricht! Ich hoffe dass, Sie sind okay.</i> While I am also slightly mannish and slutty, I don't know how much help I can be to you. I'm no match for the gazillionaires that finance the German film industry. Perhaps you could run away over and over again, learning from your mistakes each time. Maybe you could get your boyfriend--that Bourne guy--to rescue you with his CIA training and bad acting. As a German girl, fluorescent hair dye is your birthright: Why not accept it? If you ever see Moritz Bleibtreu at your studio/prison, please tell him Bagel says "Hallo". <i>Mit freundlich Gruße,</i> Soylent Ape @ Lola: Vielen Dank für die Nachricht! Ich hoffe dass, Sie sind okay. While I am also slightly mannish and slutty, I don’t know how much help I can be to you. I’m no match for the gazillionaires that finance the German film industry. Perhaps you could run away over and over again, learning from your mistakes each time. Maybe you could get your boyfriend–that Bourne guy–to rescue you with his CIA training and bad acting.

As a German girl, fluorescent hair dye is your birthright: Why not accept it?

If you ever see Moritz Bleibtreu at your studio/prison, please tell him Bagel says “Hallo”.

Mit freundlich Gruße,
Soylent Ape

]]> By: Franka Potente http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7555 Franka Potente Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:35:19 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7555 It is true, Mr. Soylent Ape. No law specific law exists that compels me to act in every German made film. However, if you would take the time to fully read the constitution of the Federal Republic of Germany, you will find that such a thing is implied by the spirit of the rights guaranteed within. The law mentions humans, but not to those known as "tarts"... I work around the clock in an effort to avoid the expensive legal cost of fighting the German movie cartel in the German courts for my freedom to be oddly hot in a slightly <i>manish</i> and slutty kind of way. If this message made it to you through the many filters set up to keep me from communicating outside the movie set, I would like to take this time to thank you for being a fan and ask that you to PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE! Or in the very least, please send me some non-florescent hair dye, they don't seem to have any here. Cheers, Franka Potente It is true, Mr. Soylent Ape. No law specific law exists that compels me to act in every German made film. However, if you would take the time to fully read the constitution of the Federal Republic of Germany, you will find that such a thing is implied by the spirit of the rights guaranteed within. The law mentions humans, but not to those known as “tarts”… I work around the clock in an effort to avoid the expensive legal cost of fighting the German movie cartel in the German courts for my freedom to be oddly hot in a slightly manish and slutty kind of way.

If this message made it to you through the many filters set up to keep me from communicating outside the movie set, I would like to take this time to thank you for being a fan and ask that you to PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE!
Or in the very least, please send me some non-florescent hair dye, they don’t seem to have any here.

Cheers,
Franka Potente

]]> By: Soylent Ape http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7518 Soylent Ape Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:14:12 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7518 Can you imagine if the German government passed a law saying Franka Potente had to be in every German film production. Oh, wait--they already have! (Lie) It sometimes seems that way, though... Can you imagine if the German government passed a law saying Franka Potente had to be in every German film production. Oh, wait–they already have! (Lie)
It sometimes seems that way, though…

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7513 micky2 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:42:29 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7513 bagel of everything said, on December 14th, 2007 at 5:14 pm Well, not in a *hands* on way… hehehehehe bagel of everything said, on December 14th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Well, not in a *hands* on way…

hehehehehe

]]> By: bagel of everything http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7510 bagel of everything Sun, 16 Dec 2007 00:19:30 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7510 I'm not touching that I’m not touching that

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7503 micky2 Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:50:39 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7503 Fornicating while hung over is a bad idea. Girls gag. Fornicating while hung over is a bad idea. Girls gag.

]]> By: bagel of everything http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7501 bagel of everything Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:43:36 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/12/14/audrey-tautou/#comment-7501 ...or fornicating. Shame on you all! …or fornicating.
Shame on you all!

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