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Anti-anti-consumerism

Posted in anticonsumerism, consumerism, irony, product, satire, screencap, your mom by The Bagel of Everything on December 11th, 2007

It appears that way, items before you throw them away.
- Soylent Ape (in his sleep)

I was looking for a site that I remember seeing a long time ago. I thought it was anticonsumerism.com. I was wrong. Seems it’s being squatted on by someone who desperately needs to consume a dictionary.


AntiConsumerism: Your shopping portal! I wonder if they sell IronyTM

I still haven’t found the site I wanted, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t it, either. Stoopid Go Ogle.

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  1. Kevin said, on December 11th, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    You fail for trying to find anti-consumerism as a “.com” website!

    Triple IRONY!!

  2. micky2 said, on December 11th, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    I dont know but the chick in the picture looks like she expects everyone to buy everything for her.
    Fuck I hate her.

  3. Jim said, on December 11th, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    You don’t need to hate her, micky.

    You just need to lie to her for a day or two…

  4. bagel of everything said, on December 11th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Kev: I only count 2 ironies. Where’s the third?
    Oh, I just checked: anticonsumerism.org is for sale.

    Micky: You want to eat her face.

  5. bagel of everything said, on December 11th, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Wait…I found it.
    Nice catch, Kevin.
    (I hate you now)

  6. micky2 said, on December 11th, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    Jim, I dont think I could make it for longer than a few minutes without drenching her in miracle whip and then smacking her with a loaf of wonder bread.

  7. bagel of everything said, on December 11th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Micky, I know you’re new around here, so lemme warn you: Jim likes that kinda thing. Alot.

  8. Kevin said, on December 11th, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    The third irony is that you missed the irony of your first ironic post. It’s the Alanis Morrisette law of increasing ironic returns.

  9. bagel of everything said, on December 11th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    Stop making me laugh — I’m trying to hate you now.

  10. micky2 said, on December 11th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

    I’m sorry, but she just looks like some spoiled little suburbinite stuck up bitch raised on fucking Totinos pizza rolls, mayo and green been casserole. And decided to find her roots and travel across the country with her stinking little Roxy back pack looking for some exchange student to share a cheap hotel room with her and then she tips the waiter at the perry boys smorggy with a coupon for .50 off admission to a minature golf course and fills her back pack up with carrot sticks and banana muffins.

    Know what I mean?

  11. micky2 said, on December 11th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    I worked in Waikiki for 20 years, I know cheap tight sexually repressed tourist bitchs when I see them

  12. Cody said, on December 11th, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    Sites like those always crack me up. They never have anything to do with the domain name.

  13. Arm Jerker J. said, on December 11th, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    that chick is on a lot of placebo web sites.
    did i just come up with a term for this kind of thing?

  14. micky2 said, on December 11th, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    Placebobitch

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  16. The Bagel of Everything said, on January 31st, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    Placebo web sites — awesome, AJJ!

    Thanks for the link, Mark.

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