WTF Films: I Wanna Be a Squirrel
The worst part: Soy and I actually know this guy. He’s the drummer for Craptain Jack and the Shmees. RobDogtheParrot has this to say about his film: “Bored. Dead squirrel. Dave Brockie Experience. It just all came together.”
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I wonder…do you think, maybe..it could be the same squirrel?
If he skinned it with his teeth and ate it raw ala sashimitednugent I might be impressed.
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 1:07 am
He plays drums while wearing a parrot costume. You’re just jealous.
bagel of everything
8 Dec 07 at 2:45 am
Not ! I can play drums too !
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 11:26 am
Sadly, I cannot see the video in question due the youtube+supershitty computer = big hour glass.
I will try to imagine what it is. I will think that it is Key and Micky dressed as squirril ballerinas dancing and jerking all over the place.
spank
8 Dec 07 at 6:16 pm
If thats the case bitch , then you dont really need a fucking computer at all , do you ?
You seem like you would be quite content with a jar of miracle whipp and a mirror on the ceiling.
And yet you still watched, you sick fuck.
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 6:42 pm
Spankymax: So, you’ve seen it?
Micky: No one messes with the spanky-one except me! Now drop and gimme…uh…as many as you can count to.
bagel of everything
8 Dec 07 at 8:06 pm
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micky2
8 Dec 07 at 8:06 pm
lol wut?
bagel of everything
8 Dec 07 at 8:17 pm
Was wundering where the hell you all were at, i guess that flushed yer little asses out
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 8:44 pm
And by the way, I dont count.
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 8:46 pm
We know you don’t count, micky, but we pretend everyone who visits ЯR is special.
bagel of everything
8 Dec 07 at 8:50 pm
As my mom used to say, “were all very special, but not that different”
But the one who can type out a backwards “R” is the God.
I’ve been looking at my keyboard for about ten minutes and I CANT FIND IT !, and I’m getting dizzy
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 9:00 pm
I forget the alt/code, and I’m too lazy to open charmap, so I copy/paste it from the sidebar.
bagel of everything
8 Dec 07 at 9:12 pm
That made you a mensa member ?
Although its nice that you went through all that for someone who doesnt count.
Your still a fuckin idiot.
I dont count because I’m like the fuckin energizer bunny. I dont ever stop unless you can make me.
Also I dont count because if you were to discover my real identity the firm would disavowe any acknowledgement of me or my mission.
I am pure existance, but known to none.
I may be searching for the antisocialist, I might be hunting down God. I could be a higher intelligence and stilettos diaphragm could be the holy grail.
Have you heard from Keywork lately ? Probably not. I have all his teeth in my pocket.
hes laying in some remote basement right now hanging to dry with the rest of my racoon jerky treats.
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 9:31 pm
“The phthalates found in traditional sex toys can cause cancer, damage our reproductive systems, impair sperm, and damage the planet.”
No wonder my cooch has been hurting since I’ve been back from holiday. And here I thought it was that unprotected gang bang I drunkenly participated in.
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:06 pm
Why do I get the feeling that Mickey is a sadistic bastard? I wouldn’t be surprised to find entrails strung up in his closet.
Hey Bagel, is that squirrel like, freshly dead, or is it stuffed? What’s the scoop? How did it die? What became of it?
One time I drunkenly ran over the family rabbit and my Asian aunt and uncle retrieved it from beneath my tire and served it up as stir fry. Does that count as road kill since it happened in the driveway?
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:08 pm
check for mushrooms, Stil, check for mushrooms. and my car keys, I’ll be needing them back.
keywork.
8 Dec 07 at 10:08 pm
it still counts as stir fry I guess.
keywork.
8 Dec 07 at 10:09 pm
Drunk my ass.
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 10:09 pm
KW ! hows yer bunghole feelin?
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 10:10 pm
also, micky, let the choirboys out of your basement. I’m sure they miss their family and their virginity.
keywork.
8 Dec 07 at 10:11 pm
Fucking net stalkers. How did you answer so fast? I can’t even take a break to watch this show on courttv about some pretty blonde chick’s dismembered body, damn you!
I can start a dirty panty and mushroom stand. It would be a hit. I’ll open it right next to Mickey’s house. I’ll just dig through his trash can - he’s probably stupid enough to chuck his victims’ panties right into the garbage. I’d never run out of dirty drawers to sell if I am next to Mickey.
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:12 pm
Oh, Mickey, you so fine, you so fine, you blow my behind, oh Mickey! Oh, Mickey!
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:13 pm
My stand will be called “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Yup.
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:14 pm
KW, isn’t a squirrel sort of like, your cousin somehow?
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:14 pm
or fungus and dirty panties. that has a ring to it.
keywork.
8 Dec 07 at 10:15 pm
In Hawaii I’ve seen Filippinos run out in the street and grab dogs after they get hit.
Shit! They’ll steal your dog and eat the fucker if you’re not careful.
If Stiletto ever makes it over here she’ll be very popular with the flips.
Goes to a house for a drunken gang bang and then runs over their rabbit.
And then fucking eats it , And she calls me sadistic?
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 10:15 pm
squirrels are my sworn enemies. blasphemy, Stil, micky has been raped for less.
keywork.
8 Dec 07 at 10:16 pm
Well , If Stiletto is going to laugh at all my jokes and pee her pants at the same time , we will never run out of pissy panties.
Gotta go pick up my wife.
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 10:18 pm
“I can start a dirty panty and mushroom stand. It would be a hit. I’ll open it right next to Mickey’s house.”
Stil: Micky lives in Hawaii, which is practically Japan. I hear there’s a big market for that kinda entrepreneurship.
bagel of everything
8 Dec 07 at 10:20 pm
Keywork,
It was all an act, in order to retrive a DNA sample from you, asswipe.
I almost fell asleep. As a matter of fact I did and dreamt I was taking a shit.
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 10:21 pm
You know, I’m thinking the best way to dismember a body is to place it in the tub, slice open a major artery, drain it, and then get to work so it doesn’t splatter all over the place. Also, I’m thinking that you should buy a shower curtain similar to the one you had before so detectives don’t question why you put up a new shower curtain.
Maybe some dropcloth too.
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:21 pm
Now I’m really going to get my wife.
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 10:22 pm
Man those filthy slant eyes will eat anything.
“Gotta go pick up my wife.”
Isn’t it a little too early to be working the streetcorner? What time is it over there? Like five thirty?
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:23 pm
or don’t let detectives in your house before you commit such a crime.
keywork.
8 Dec 07 at 10:23 pm
Meat grinder, porcelain tub, hydrochloric acid. Done deal
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 10:23 pm
she works at kinko’s. that’s the rumor.
keywork.
8 Dec 07 at 10:24 pm
I never really understood why ppl go around dismembering bodies.
Why wants to fuck something with no head or legs?
Think, people, think!
Remember, kids:
It ain’t rape if it’s already dead.
bagel of everything
8 Dec 07 at 10:25 pm
Can get enough of those minimum wage boys.
Thanks for the tip, Micks. I knew I could always count on you.
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:26 pm
“Why wants to fuck something with no head”
Maybe he ran out of paper bags.
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:27 pm
Maybe he wants a portable skull fuck for his long drives in the eighteen wheeler.
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:28 pm
I didn’t know there were copy machines on street corners.
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:30 pm
oh, right, kinkos has pictures of his wife. got it all mixed up.
keywork.
8 Dec 07 at 10:34 pm
Actually Stiletto. As a professional chef I’ve studied cultures and their foods. Unfortunatly most cultures have had to eat whats available untill capital booms in the 40s and 50s.
As a prerequisit to my qualifications I am also a mean butcher. (keywork)
I aint fuckin goin nowhere. Just wanted to see what you mindless pricks would say while you thought I was gone.
A long drive in an 18 wheeler is hard to do on a 50 mile long island you twit.
But I will trade you a skull fuck for one of your pee pee panties.
And tell you all kinds of stupid ass jokes so we can fill up that 18 wheeler and just keep on trading baby.
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 10:36 pm
Testing
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:43 pm
You son of a twit, I wasn’t talking about your 18 wheeler!
Would that be stupid ass jokes, or stupid jokes about ass? If you slipped me some $$ I’ll piss all over you. Then you wouldn’t have to even open your mouth.
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:45 pm
stil, that doesn’t surprise me at all.
keywork.
8 Dec 07 at 10:59 pm
Only the jokes that make you pee your pants, no need to slip you any $.
And I dont have an 18 wheeler.
And whats to say I wouldnt want to open my mouth ?
Gargle my balls.
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 11:20 pm
Wanna see sometn cute ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ8knlKqClc
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 11:24 pm
Weird. Is that chewing gum, or medicine to make your farts smell good?
bagel of everything
8 Dec 07 at 11:35 pm
Breath mints, they come in suppositories also
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 11:42 pm
Yup, Keywork. I’m all a about the money. Love is for suckers. Money, however, money is tangible and real and EXISTS.
I’ll watch this video later. Going to the gym. See ya!
Stiletto
9 Dec 07 at 10:02 am
“As a professional chef I’ve studied cultures and their foods.”
I bet you like a nice Chianti with that side of some young boy and fava beans.
Stiletto
9 Dec 07 at 10:03 am
They come in suppositories? Lucky for you, Mickey. You don’t have to shell out extra for the breath mints when you want to suck on something.
Stiletto
9 Dec 07 at 10:07 am
Yea, and your so sharp just cuz your head comes to a point.
Chianti is garbage, its made from failed or inferior crops and then dusted with sugar to improve alcohol developement, wouldnt touch it.
When you only get .50 a pop at the gym I guess thats all you can afford. Hit up Keywork for some of his Boones farm.
I dont do kids, even in humor
micky2
9 Dec 07 at 10:54 am
Thanks for the add Playa’!
Thunk Different.
9 Dec 07 at 6:54 pm
RationReality: “Putting the Kink in Kinko’s since 2007.
Soylent Ape
9 Dec 07 at 10:34 pm
Chianti IS crap. Thank God you said it - I thought I was the only in the world who didn’t like the stuff.
Stiletto
10 Dec 07 at 10:07 am
Its kiddy wine. Good for Sangrias and mixed drinks, it has its place.
Now, if you want to run a bottle of 1967 Pouilly Fuse` past me I’ll probably eat a piece of your shit.
micky2
10 Dec 07 at 10:18 am
I like Country Quencher, but not as much as Strawberry Fields.
Guess that makes me a red wine kinda girl, huh?
bagel of everything
10 Dec 07 at 10:21 am
Bagel, that makes you your mother’s daughter.
keywork.
10 Dec 07 at 10:47 am
In all my years of drinking and in the rest. business I’ve noticed that red wines seem to have a Tasmanian Devil effect on most. I stayed away from it for that reason.
But as an alcoholic I would then just go and pound a liter of Jack and open a cops face with his handcuffs. he he.
micky2
10 Dec 07 at 11:02 am
i’m so ashamed. it was awful yet so amusing…
did that guy take his rabies shot first?
Arm Jerker J.
11 Dec 07 at 7:18 pm
Mickey, you would jump off the wagon just for me?
Stiletto
11 Dec 07 at 9:06 pm
Yes dear, but you must understand the value and appreciation of a fine white brgundy.
It would take a week to drink it. So I dont think I would ever elevate to the level of needing detox.
Go out and get a bottle. Even a 2000 and up will still be good. And not nearly the 1000 bucks you would pay for a 76. Probably about 50.00.
This white Burgundy should not be confused with the Sauvignon Blancs from Pouilly-Fumé and Pouilly-sur-Loire in the Loire Valley.
Enjoy. (think of me on the first sip)
micky2
11 Dec 07 at 9:34 pm
You can pick up a 2006 Louis Jadot Pouilly Fuisse (fussy pussy) about 30.00.
micky2
11 Dec 07 at 9:53 pm
AJJ: Can dead squirrels still transmit rabies? Curious… Doesn’t look like he actually touched it, tho. Looks like he put something around its waist — possibly a studded leather emo bracelet.
Stil: Who wouldn’t? Feel the power!
Micky: Is there seriously a wine that translates to ‘fussy pussy’? Talk about class!
bagel of everything
12 Dec 07 at 12:46 am
That is what we call it in the rest. business.
Its pronounced Pooey foosay.
I.m professional waiter of the higest calibre. And have served some of the most prestigeous people in the world. I’m also a professional chef with and assoc. science in rest mngmnt. I have about 20 culinary certifications from ice carv all the to way cake decorating , butcher, pastry chef. Have three apprenticships with three of the countrys best chefs.
Yould be surprised what we call some things.
Ever had an oven strecher ?
micky2
12 Dec 07 at 12:54 am
http://micky2.wordpress.com/2007/10/14/loosing-your-tip/
micky2
12 Dec 07 at 12:58 am
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