LolThulhu: Cthulhu was the only thing left
LOLTHULHU
CTHULHU FHTAGN CHEEZBURGER
Pets? Check! - Astronauts? Check! - Robots? Check! - Roadkill? Check! - StarTrek? Check! - Softcore gay Porn? Check! Tony Danza? Check! - Programing languages? Check! - Depictions of Christianity in Classical art? Check! RSS blog feeds? Check! A specific monster god from an old horror novel? Ohhhh! I think I foun… No, wait… Cthulhu = Check!
It’s official. Everything has been lol’d. Someone hurry and invent new things so they can be lol’d! Oh, and for the record: We are merely innocent web surfers. We sooo didn’t do this.
My nightmarish crate - Let me show you it
THE PHARAOHS - LET ME IMPRISON YOU WITH THEM
MY FACEBOOK - LET ME SHOW U IT
I KNITTED U A NONEUCLIDEAN SWEATR - OMG IM SORRY IT EATED U
Oh, remember that part about how we didn’t do it?
It was sooo hard to resist the lolifying! Sorry!
Mine! I made this and it’s mine, so don’t look at it!
Even if it sucks, it’s mine and not yours.
Go check out LolThulhu.com
Pharaohs, Dali rip off !
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 1:22 am
The face book looks like the Mask, with Jim Carrie
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 1:31 am
Cthulhu looks like one of my turds staring back at me.
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 1:32 am
Bagel, you’re such a nerd! The “Evil Dead” homage is a great touch! “Join Us!”
Micky: Not seeing the Jim Carey resemblance, myself. As for your turds–I’ll take your word for it.
Soylent Ape
7 Dec 07 at 6:40 am
Micky: I thought that was Jim Carey?!
Soy: Soon all of you will be like me! And then, who will lock you up in a cellar?
bagel of everything
7 Dec 07 at 8:51 am
In order to keep myself of the LOLchecklist, I have taken my playlist off Autoplay. My audioterrorism knows no bounds. Oh, about Micky’s turds, it’s true, he’s been sending them to me in an attempt to intimidate me I think.
keywork.
7 Dec 07 at 10:28 am
KW: Yay! And also, PUSSY!
bagel of everything
7 Dec 07 at 10:34 am
‘in an attempt to intimidate me’
It takes more than a little fecal matter to scare this raccoon. You should know, Bagel, you’re part me.
keywork.
7 Dec 07 at 10:40 am
Remember, I spent a summer in Haiti.
keywork.
7 Dec 07 at 10:44 am
Soy, theres two mask movies, Eric Stoltz and Cher, and Jim Carrie, Carry, Cary.
As far as my turds go. Dont take my word for it, look in keyworls Christmas sock.
Keywork, Wait till you look in your Christmas sock. Its more than a little fecal matter.
It has eyes, and they’re everywhere !
You you Haitian wanna be son of a bitch.
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 11:34 am
Micky, there better be some festering hooker limbs in that sock if you want a reaction out of me. Believe me, my Haitian Vacation was involuntary and government funded. Mr. Aristid, fuck you very much.
keywork.
7 Dec 07 at 11:40 am
lolturd? MMMMMMMMM pnugtty
Man, Dagon is hung.
SEOHack
7 Dec 07 at 4:54 pm
One of those socks use to belong to Anthony Keidis from Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I dont know if I could get past Hillarys security to invest in the limbs.
Anyone who has spent any time in Haiti never mind a long hot steamy summer may not fuck me very much, thank you.
Thats just what I need now is a fuckin rabid racoon with aids and shit in his socks.
We need to bring you in for a debriefing and reorientation of the highest calibre.
Meet me at the back of the midnight express.
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 5:17 pm
Did I mention I have over a year’s worth of time in Iraq? I’m very much medicated all the time. That’s why no one starts with me. I’ve seen more diseases than Jesse Custer.
keywork.
7 Dec 07 at 5:22 pm
Except for the year in Iraq, the rest sounds like its coming from some lib.
We need to bring you in.
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 5:38 pm
I probably need some reprogramming, it’s no lie.
keywork.
7 Dec 07 at 5:42 pm
Fuck man ! You sound depressed also.
I’m sorry I’ve been so mean.
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 5:52 pm
no, not depressed, carry on, micky. no apologies required. didnt mean to put out that vibe. but now I know you’re part human.
keywork.
7 Dec 07 at 6:05 pm
Part of your reprogramming will require that you disclose the whereabouts of the Antisocialist. And resume your candidacy in 2112.
And go fuck yourself.
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 6:11 pm
that’s better. again, as far as the antisocialist goes, i have no comment. as far as running in 2112, I’m pretty confident 2008 is the Year of the Raccoon. about that other thing, well, I’m crafty, but not that drunk. yet.
keywork.
7 Dec 07 at 6:17 pm
By sound of things you are in, at, or near Colorado ? The fucking moonbat/squirrel capital of the universe. I’m getting close, you son of a bitch. I’ve got a case of red bull an ounce of crank and about 600 vicodin, along with a huge anxious undiscriminating pecker. You had better invest in some more Boones farm and a large pillow to bite on.
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 6:28 pm
I’m everywhere. I’ll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches. Fucking come on and break the door down.
keywork.
7 Dec 07 at 6:35 pm
“…you Haitian wanna be son of a bitch.”
Haitian wanna-be? That’s a phrase you don’t hear often!
Soylent Ape
7 Dec 07 at 7:00 pm
“Fucking come on and break the door down.”
How bout I come on your fucking face!
After packing your sandwich, you son of a bitch !
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 7:53 pm
“Haitian wanna-be? That’s a phrase you don’t hear often!”
Wtf ! Have you ever heard it before ?
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 8:04 pm
SEO: I was seeing Dagon’s pic as more him with a partner, who happen to be phallic. I think I like your better. Also, even I can’t bring myself to lol turds.
Micky, Soy: “Haitian wanna-be? That’s a phrase you don’t hear often!” <–that totally won the whole thread. You’re winners. Please proceed to the prize queue.
bagel of everything
7 Dec 07 at 10:19 pm
No thanks, I just wanna go home.
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 10:50 pm
“Wtf ! Have you ever heard it before ?”
Oh shit! I laughed so hard I just made pee pee in my underwear!
Now I can sell them on the dirty panty market. These filthy undergarments, brought to you by Micky, sponsored by BOE.
And no, I ain’t sharing the profits.
Stiletto
7 Dec 07 at 11:59 pm
Did you slip on the puddle and bang your little noggin ?
If I told a real joke would you shit down your leg ?
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 12:31 am
We once made her tampon fall out
bagel of everything
8 Dec 07 at 12:33 am
the same one ?
micky2
8 Dec 07 at 12:42 am
Yep, it’s true. Partly Ration Reality’s fault, and partly because I let it steep too long.
That shit fell out the way mushrooms seem to fall right out of my bowels and plop into the toilet. I wonder if I could trip on my own shit.
Stiletto
8 Dec 07 at 10:00 pm
You shove mushrooms in your butt?
bagel of everything
8 Dec 07 at 10:03 pm
They grow well in cow shit
micky2
9 Dec 07 at 2:15 am
Oh snap!
She’s going to hurt you
bagel of everything
9 Dec 07 at 2:21 am
In her wet dreams
micky2
9 Dec 07 at 2:24 am
Hmmm, what if they were shrooms ?
micky2
9 Dec 07 at 2:25 am
No, Bagel, when I swallow mushrooms they come out whole and they don’t resurface ’til days later. Like they’re coming out of the closet. Maybe they’re gay shrooms.
Stiletto
9 Dec 07 at 9:57 am
“They grow well in cow shit”
It that’s so why aren’t you harvesting any?
Stiletto
9 Dec 07 at 9:57 am
Been clean and sober for 15 years.
All Mushrooms grow in the dark. Which means they would of sprouted about 2ft. away from your sphincter. Mushrooms are neither gay nor heterosexual. They are a fungus.
Which is appropriate considering everywhere that your tunnel of love has been.
Theres only two ways to end up with mushrooms growing in your ass.
You put them there yourself.
Or some bull whos dick was dragging on the ground gotcha
micky2
9 Dec 07 at 11:05 am
Someone needs to draw a picture of this.
We have this chick who has mushrooms falling out of her asshole, shes peeing her pants, shitting down her leg along with a roll of Bounty falling out of her pussy.
While standing on the corner in front of the gym with her Haitian wanna-be sidekick selling pee stained panties with mustard stains as well.
micky2
9 Dec 07 at 12:03 pm
God I wish I had a scanner.
micky2
9 Dec 07 at 12:04 pm
Hey Keywork ! Mt wife is looking for you too, and Stil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEkeLlYvpiE
micky2
9 Dec 07 at 12:25 pm
Fuckin dead air. Why do I have this feeling that all of you are still nursing your rug rashes and partied so fuckin hard you’re still drunk.
This is cool. I can run all over this blog and say anything and you all are to fucking incapacitated to anything about it.
Do I have to break my 15 years of sobriety to show you fucking Martha Stewart white wine drinking woosies how to do it ? Get out of bed ! Take the tin foil off the windows! Crank it up and clean your rigs and break the seal on the Jack !
micky2
9 Dec 07 at 12:33 pm
Where the fuck is everyone ? Was it something I said ?
micky2
10 Dec 07 at 12:05 am
I herd Yog-Sothoth lieks mudkipz…
Jim
10 Dec 07 at 12:16 am
Sorry, micky. Sundays are busy, mostly offline days for the ЯR team.
Jim! hahahahaha! Yes, yes he does. ‘So, I herd u liek Cthulhu?’ Woulda been a better title for this post.
bagel of everything
10 Dec 07 at 12:19 am
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