I like music that smells bad
16 Volt - 2 Wires Thin
The video is user-created suckage, but the song has owned me since college.
Prick - Animal
This is supposed to be anti-fur, but it makes me want to wrap myself in dead puppies so Kevin McMahon will sing at me — even if he does look like Ronnie James Dio dressed as Zoolander for an East Hollywood Halloween party.
Rammstein - Amerika
“We’re all living in America. Coca-cola, Wonderbra.”
Um, the Wonderbra is Canadian, fool! But it does rhyme nicely with ‘wunderbar.’
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silly goose-stepping krauts! Yeah, the good ol’ US of A has created many a wonderful thing, but the wonderbra isn’t one of them.
And nothing sez kool like video game footage. but uncool is the fact there is no discernable story line. That dude might as well filmed himself playing final fantasy in his mom’s basement. would’ve had the same impact.
seohack
6 Dec 07 at 3:55 pm
in that rammstein vid - where the hell are their moon-amps? what the fuck?
and is that supposed to lash out at the US because their own native culture sucks so much they adopt American lifestyles? Fucking college kids.
seohack
6 Dec 07 at 4:01 pm
Dont the Germans have a candy bar called wunderbar ? Or is he saying that America is just a big bar where you wonder what everyone is ?
They sound like Yello trying to act bigger.
micky2
6 Dec 07 at 4:43 pm
Seo: Actually, I think that was their point.
Micky: If they do, I bet it’s wonderful!!
bagel of everything
6 Dec 07 at 5:30 pm
Wow. I haven’t seen that “Animal” clip in years! Does anyone remember Circle of Dust or Girls Against Boys? Good stuff, Bagel.
@ SEO: All 5 members of Rammstein were born behind the Iron Curtain. Except for Richard Kruspe, who lives in New York, they all regard American culture as decadent and wasteful. Still, they’re happy to sell their records in The States. Go figure…
Soylent Ape
7 Dec 07 at 12:26 am
Ho hum, been done.
Fuckin fist fulls of bands got rich bashing capitalism. And then they would go to Marakesh or some fucking sewer and do a photo shoot with some kid thats going to die next week and come back to the states and tell us all how dispicable we all are for letting it happen. And then take off on some spiritual hiatus for a year (there were few rehabs in the 60s) and then come back and make some fucked up born again album that was shittier than anything they ever made before and that would sell like disposable diapers, and they would make even more money and finally fucking OD.
Or choke on a ham sandwich while plummeting to earth in a private jet while having a needle in their arm and a gerbal up their ass and a pocket pussy on their cock
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 12:41 am
@ Micky: That could be any of 100 bands I can think of. I guess there’s nothing new under the sun.
“Imagine no posessions…” How many Rolls Royces did John Lennon have, again?
Soylent Ape
7 Dec 07 at 6:33 am
One Rolls on display in England, Yokos in the backseat making a cumback record.
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 11:25 am
@ bagel - that’s why they don’t have their moon amps up to 11? =/ Commies are so cute when they try to be serious!
Would make sense they’re moon landing conspiracy nuts. Can’t wait to see their Holocaust Denial video.
Good music though. And much better when you don’t understand German!
SEOHack
7 Dec 07 at 4:50 pm
My nuts always conspire to land on the moon of my choice !
micky2
7 Dec 07 at 4:53 pm
what a stupid video!
First time I heard “Animal.. I was 14.. Sitting in a down town bar called “Grapes and things” In Hamilton, Ontario.. As soon as my gf Terri and I heard it we knew who it was… We were total NIN heads then and thought it was the coolest song EVER hahahhaha
Terrible Lie
23 Jan 08 at 2:17 pm
Terrible Lie: The video is too contrived, and I hate preachy songs, but his voice slays me!
The Bagel of Everything
8 Feb 08 at 2:50 pm