Tattoo Your Babies for Judaism
Hey kids! For those who haven’t committed suicide over the 4 day ЯR dry spell, we’re back! Vacation and shit. I was going to post to warn you, but then I didn’t. I’ve just got home, and want to post something, so I’m going to throw somethin’ at you that’s been sitting in the queue for a while. Oh, and Deviant was lucky enough to get an ЯR exclusive for his blog. Read it here– Unringing the Bell.
Convert To Judaism Breath Spray
Can’t speak a word of Yiddish and think Sabbath is an 80’s metal band?
Be part of this unique faith instantly, starting today!
Tattoos For Babies
Be the first on your block to start your baby towards a career in the carnival. This non-toxic temporary tattoo set from Blue Q contains 49 baby-size tattoos that are FDA and mother approved. Little people. Big Attitude.
More lovelies from Blue Q
If Marijuana Were Legal that Would Be Cool Breath Spray - Balloon Sex Stickers
Humpy Puppy Magnets - Grow Up to Be Gay Magnets
Wash Away Your Sins AirFreshener - Phallic Produce Magnets
Pimpin Presidents Magnets - Lookin Good for Jesus Lip Balm
Reindeer Meat Stickers - Patron Saint of Parking AirFreshener
Im Not Gay I Just Love Rainbows Car Magnet - Do It Yourself Vasectomy
Laurie, Stiletto, Arm Jerker: I know you ladies are behind all this.
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I’m sorry for not checking my email. The one day I decide to try out being Amish…ah well, I think Deviant had more fun with it.
Cody
26 Nov 07 at 6:08 am
Convert to Judaism Breath Spray is apparently an “As Seen on TV” product.
Soylent Ape
26 Nov 07 at 7:30 am
And it’s as easy as riding a bike…I’ve always thought that was a strange simile, probably because of how much trouble I had learning to ride a bike.
I swear, that bike was evil…
Cody
26 Nov 07 at 5:44 pm
Cody: Would you prefer “It’s as easy as not being retarded?”
bagel of everything
26 Nov 07 at 11:32 pm
Heh, tack on even more political incorrectness. I like it.
Cody
28 Nov 07 at 6:03 am
If Judaism was on fire, well, I wouldn’t do anything to put it out.
keywork.
29 Nov 07 at 12:56 am
So you wouldn’t urinate on their religion? How politically correct of you!
bagel of everything
29 Nov 07 at 12:57 am
I try to be polite. I still may urinate on a few of their followers. I like to urinate on things.
keywork.
29 Nov 07 at 12:59 am
Crap…once again missed out.
On that day, I joined the The Church of the Constant Consumers and Handy Women
trailerparkbarbie
30 Nov 07 at 10:02 am
How lovely! A baby book to record the little tyke’s tatoo journey is also available. These
trailerparkbarbie
30 Nov 07 at 10:09 am
Snothead! My link didn’t come thru. I look illiterate. Oh wait, I am illiterate.
trailerparkbarbie
30 Nov 07 at 10:09 am
Barbie: I went through and fixed the link in all your comments, so now your name is clickable.
It’s http://trailerparkbarbie.wordpress.com/ not http://www.trailerparkbarbie@wordpress.com
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bagel of everything
7 Dec 07 at 10:37 pm
hi! google info
http://google.com
Raispampict
29 Jan 08 at 11:26 am
Thanks for that, Raispampiet. That google.com thing looks interesting, but it’ll never catch on.
The Bagel of Everything
22 Feb 08 at 3:44 pm