LolKill: Like LolCats, but deader
It is told that Buddha, going out to look on life, was greatly daunted by death. “They all eat one another!” he cried, and called it evil. This process I examined, changed the verb, said, “They all feed one another,” and called it good. - Charlotte Perkins Gilman
Roadkill + lol = lolkill.
Like lolcats, but deader.
Wait for it…wait for it… wait for it… LOL!!!1
Squirrel Jesus died for ur sins. Squirrel Jesus loves you.
Life? Don’t talk to me about life. (hhgtg)
When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life (by Deviant, reference here)
Neener neener *pfffft*
It hurts so very much
Warning: If these pictures offend, frighten, or upset you in any way, do not look at them anymore.
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I love the dead squirrel jesus. When I am elected, squirrel jesus will die for your tax break on an hourly basis. hopefully.
keywork.
15 Nov 07 at 12:45 pm
love the warning!
is that a real earth car?
SEOHack
15 Nov 07 at 12:56 pm
Yes, but it’s a moon ‘possum.
bagel of everything
15 Nov 07 at 12:59 pm
I love how the warning goes at the end of the article.
Cody
16 Nov 07 at 2:28 am
Oh dear, now that’s naughty!
Found myself wincing and chuckling at the same time, especially at the ‘neener, neener’ one.
azahar
16 Nov 07 at 4:59 am
That last one is heart-wrenching! You’re not right in the head, Bagel.
Soylent Ape
16 Nov 07 at 7:29 am
I don’t know about you people, but those dead critters all looked potentially tasty to me.
Then again, as a Ex-Communicated Catholic, I firmly believe that Soylent Green is made of papals.
Now THAT shit is fucking dee-lish!!!
Over easy, Benedict!!
LK
Laurie Kendrick
16 Nov 07 at 4:18 pm
Laurie, I knew this post would get you excited.
keywork.
16 Nov 07 at 5:28 pm
Cody: Where else would it go? I think the title was warning enough at the beginning.
Soy: This is news?
Laurie, KW: You are the reason I’m not right in the head. Great parenting there, you freaks.
bagel of everything
16 Nov 07 at 9:13 pm
yes, my daughter, feel your anger.
keywork.
17 Nov 07 at 10:34 am
Nice. The bear I mean.
Who named lolcats that anyways? I don’t really approve of ell oh ell.
kristiane
19 Nov 07 at 6:30 pm
Bears can be mean.
keywork.
19 Nov 07 at 6:31 pm
Yes, bear is mean. The humor is nice. The guts are gutty. HUMOR>GUTS
kristiane
19 Nov 07 at 6:56 pm
Tsk tsk….suck sick minds….just like mine!
This sure beats the Hell out of LOLCats!
I can add you to my blogroll?
Is cool???? Sorry, just can’t talk like one of those damn LOLCats!
http://www.trailerparkbarbie.wordpress.com
trailerparkbarbie
20 Nov 07 at 10:41 pm
Grrrrr….my link is not working!
trailerparkbarbie
20 Nov 07 at 10:42 pm
@ trailerparkbarbie: By all means; add us to your blogroll. We’re glad you enjoy the site that much. Feel free to come by anytime!
Soylent Ape
21 Nov 07 at 6:44 am
Trailerparkbarbie: I fixed your link. It’s a . not an @
How’d you find us? I’m always curious how people end up way down here.
bagel of everything
21 Nov 07 at 7:31 am
I clicked on somebody’s blogroll but I can’t rmember whose it was.
Thanks for fixing my link. I couldn’t figure out what in the heck was wrong with it.
I will add you to my blogroll. And, I be estactic if you added me to yours. Yours is really cool. Maybe, some of the cool would rub off on me.
trailerparkbarbie
21 Nov 07 at 10:02 pm
TPB: Done!
Welcome to RR! It’s a lonely week here. Hopefully things will pick back up after the holiday.
bagel of everything
22 Nov 07 at 12:38 am
I’m in ur garbages eatin ur corpzez. Happy Thanksgiving, Bagel dear. Daddy will send you a post card some day.
Barbie: welcome to RR, please feel free to leave your decency in the coat closet.
keywork.
22 Nov 07 at 12:13 pm
great idea
need more pictures of ex’s though
criminyjicket
23 Nov 07 at 1:34 pm
Are ya kiddin’ me? I’m WTWM (white trash with money). We have no decency…or taste for that matter.
I’m wondering…..are those photos available framed? Sure could use something to dress up my home-on-wheels for the holidays!!!!!!
I would send you a pic of a boar that my hubby shot in the ass but he was so proud of it that he’s locked it up. Damn idiot won’t give me the combo to his gun safe!
trailerparkbarbie
26 Nov 07 at 9:17 am
Barbie: I don’t think they’ve got ’nuff resolution to print them large, sorry dear.
bagel of everything
26 Nov 07 at 9:41 am
AWESOME!!!!!!
Ervin Sholpnick
4 Dec 07 at 3:03 pm
Here is one of my own. What do you think?
http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/the-photo-i-can-has-cheez-burger-wont-show-you/
Ervin Sholpnick
4 Dec 07 at 11:35 pm
Since we are all showing each other our things,
heres mines > http://micky2.wordpress.com/2007/11/30/socialist-squirrel-put-strap-on-on-backwards/#comments
http://socialistsquirrel.com/archives/57#respond
micky2
4 Dec 07 at 11:56 pm
Those are great, both of you! :)
Ours are generally found here: http://rationreality.com/category/lolcats/
We used to to ‘em for ichc, but got lazy.
bagel of everything
5 Dec 07 at 12:56 am
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If he skinned it with his teeth and ate it raw ala sashimitednugent I might be impressed.
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Whoa ! wrong thread, he he.
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6 Feb 08 at 4:53 am
It wouldn’t be a stretch to say I still loathe you for this.
criminyjicket
7 Feb 08 at 6:36 pm
You spelt ‘love’ wrong.
The Bagel of Everything
8 Feb 08 at 1:45 am
no no….love for the other stuff
desiring to boot your ass through the fiery pits of hell for all eternity for this
i mean that in a friendly way
criminyjicket
8 Feb 08 at 6:54 am
pfft!
You didn’t even see the follow up.
The Bagel of Everything
8 Feb 08 at 11:17 am