LolKill: Like LolCats, but deader

Posted in animals, blasphemy, cheezburger, funny photos, lolcats, nsfw, roadkill, satire, wildlife by The Bagel of Everything on November 15th, 2007

It is told that Buddha, going out to look on life, was greatly daunted by death. “They all eat one another!” he cried, and called it evil. This process I examined, changed the verb, said, “They all feed one another,” and called it good. - Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Roadkill + lol = lolkill.
Like lolcats, but deader.

Wait for it…wait for it… wait for it… LOL!!!1

Squirrel Jesus died for ur sins. Squirrel Jesus loves you.

Life? Don’t talk to me about life. (hhgtg)

When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life (by Deviant, reference here)

Neener neener *pfffft*

It hurts so very much

Warning: If these pictures offend, frighten, or upset you in any way, do not look at them anymore.

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keywork. said, on November 15th, 2007 at 12:45 pm

I love the dead squirrel jesus. When I am elected, squirrel jesus will die for your tax break on an hourly basis. hopefully.
SEOHack said, on November 15th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

love the warning!

is that a real earth car?
bagel of everything said, on November 15th, 2007 at 12:59 pm

Yes, but it’s a moon ‘possum.
Cody said, on November 16th, 2007 at 2:28 am

I love how the warning goes at the end of the article.
azahar said, on November 16th, 2007 at 4:59 am

Oh dear, now that’s naughty!

Found myself wincing and chuckling at the same time, especially at the ‘neener, neener’ one.
Soylent Ape said, on November 16th, 2007 at 7:29 am

That last one is heart-wrenching! You’re not right in the head, Bagel.
Laurie Kendrick said, on November 16th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

I don’t know about you people, but those dead critters all looked potentially tasty to me.

Then again, as a Ex-Communicated Catholic, I firmly believe that Soylent Green is made of papals.

Now THAT shit is fucking dee-lish!!!

Over easy, Benedict!!

LK
keywork. said, on November 16th, 2007 at 5:28 pm

Laurie, I knew this post would get you excited.
bagel of everything said, on November 16th, 2007 at 9:13 pm

Cody: Where else would it go? I think the title was warning enough at the beginning.

Soy: This is news?

Laurie, KW: You are the reason I’m not right in the head. Great parenting there, you freaks.
keywork. said, on November 17th, 2007 at 10:34 am

yes, my daughter, feel your anger.
kristiane said, on November 19th, 2007 at 6:30 pm

Nice. The bear I mean.
Who named lolcats that anyways? I don’t really approve of ell oh ell.
keywork. said, on November 19th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

Bears can be mean.
kristiane said, on November 19th, 2007 at 6:56 pm

Yes, bear is mean. The humor is nice. The guts are gutty. HUMOR>GUTS
trailerparkbarbie said, on November 20th, 2007 at 10:41 pm

Tsk tsk….suck sick minds….just like mine!

This sure beats the Hell out of LOLCats!

I can add you to my blogroll?
Is cool???? Sorry, just can’t talk like one of those damn LOLCats!

http://www.trailerparkbarbie.wordpress.com
trailerparkbarbie said, on November 20th, 2007 at 10:42 pm

Grrrrr….my link is not working!
Soylent Ape said, on November 21st, 2007 at 6:44 am

@ trailerparkbarbie: By all means; add us to your blogroll. We’re glad you enjoy the site that much. Feel free to come by anytime!
bagel of everything said, on November 21st, 2007 at 7:31 am

Trailerparkbarbie: I fixed your link. It’s a . not an @

How’d you find us? I’m always curious how people end up way down here.
trailerparkbarbie said, on November 21st, 2007 at 10:02 pm

I clicked on somebody’s blogroll but I can’t rmember whose it was.

Thanks for fixing my link. I couldn’t figure out what in the heck was wrong with it.

I will add you to my blogroll. And, I be estactic if you added me to yours. Yours is really cool. Maybe, some of the cool would rub off on me.
bagel of everything said, on November 22nd, 2007 at 12:38 am

TPB: Done!

Welcome to RR! It’s a lonely week here. Hopefully things will pick back up after the holiday.
keywork. said, on November 22nd, 2007 at 12:13 pm

I’m in ur garbages eatin ur corpzez. Happy Thanksgiving, Bagel dear. Daddy will send you a post card some day.
Barbie: welcome to RR, please feel free to leave your decency in the coat closet.
criminyjicket said, on November 23rd, 2007 at 1:34 pm

great idea

need more pictures of ex’s though
trailerparkbarbie said, on November 26th, 2007 at 9:17 am

Are ya kiddin’ me? I’m WTWM (white trash with money). We have no decency…or taste for that matter.

I’m wondering…..are those photos available framed? Sure could use something to dress up my home-on-wheels for the holidays!!!!!!

I would send you a pic of a boar that my hubby shot in the ass but he was so proud of it that he’s locked it up. Damn idiot won’t give me the combo to his gun safe!
bagel of everything said, on November 26th, 2007 at 9:41 am

Barbie: I don’t think they’ve got ’nuff resolution to print them large, sorry dear.
Ervin Sholpnick said, on December 4th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

AWESOME!!!!!!
Ervin Sholpnick said, on December 4th, 2007 at 11:35 pm

Here is one of my own. What do you think?

http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/the-photo-i-can-has-cheez-burger-wont-show-you/
micky2 said, on December 4th, 2007 at 11:56 pm

Since we are all showing each other our things,
heres mines > http://micky2.wordpress.com/2007/11/30/socialist-squirrel-put-strap-on-on-backwards/#comments

http://socialistsquirrel.com/archives/57#respond
bagel of everything said, on December 5th, 2007 at 12:56 am

Those are great, both of you! :)
Ours are generally found here: http://rationreality.com/category/lolcats/
We used to to ‘em for ichc, but got lazy.
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micky2 said, on December 8th, 2007 at 12:49 am

If he skinned it with his teeth and ate it raw ala sashimitednugent I might be impressed.
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Whoa ! wrong thread, he he.
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criminyjicket said, on February 7th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

It wouldn’t be a stretch to say I still loathe you for this.
The Bagel of Everything said, on February 8th, 2008 at 1:45 am

You spelt ‘love’ wrong.
criminyjicket said, on February 8th, 2008 at 6:54 am

no no….love for the other stuff

desiring to boot your ass through the fiery pits of hell for all eternity for this

i mean that in a friendly way
The Bagel of Everything said, on February 8th, 2008 at 11:17 am

pfft!

You didn’t even see the follow up.