Dog Toy or Sex Toy
Let’s play a game, shall we?
I’ve gathered some photos of toys available for purchase around the web. You guess which are dog toys and which are sex toys.
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Dog toy or sex toy? Hint: Real rabbit fur! Answer
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Dog toy or sex toy? Can’t it be both?
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The last one is also a raccoon toy.
keywork.
November 5, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Wait a minute… how did I get 90% wrong? Including the last one?
Paul B.
November 5, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Well, I think that’s a good thing, Paul. It means that you don’t use the sex toys and you’re not a dog. Or it could mean that you don’t know the difference which means you are actually Laurie Kendrick.
keywork.
November 5, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Great game!
I love it when little dogs fuck things they oughtn’t fuck!
Whoohooo! only three wrong! Though, in theory, isn’t everything here pretty much interchangeable? I mean, dogs will chew and screw damn near anything. And it seems if you wanted, you could any of these to get yourself off in way or another.
seohack
November 5, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Paul: Which did you get right?
Key: Wouldn’t it be 50/50 then?
SEO: Which did you get wrong?
bagel of everything
November 5, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Only two wrong. But I feel it’s unfair. So many of those dog toys would actually qualify as dual-use items …
Anyone know how many feet of that purple rope you get in a package?
Metro
November 5, 2007 at 9:09 pm
I followed a link from the purple caterpillar massager thing to what I thought were panties, but they turned out to be bulge-hiding panties for cross-dressing men. Worst case of mistaken identity evar.
Cody
November 6, 2007 at 12:57 am
ack! IT’S A TRAP!
bagel of everything
November 6, 2007 at 1:00 am
The wife and I have got 100% of the sex toys and also a couple of the dog toys, but apparently we are more creative than the dog…
skipjenkins
November 6, 2007 at 1:08 am
If you’re creative (and uninhibited) enough, any dog toy is a potential sex toy…and vice versa.
Thanks for playing guys. Don’t feel bad about getting them wrong. The whole point of the article is to show how shockingly similar the two camps are.
Soylent Ape
November 6, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Yes, I rule! I got them all right! Well, ok, I missed three – that Japanese bondage one, and the last two – really, really tricky!
Stiletto
November 7, 2007 at 9:14 am
“If you’re creative (and uninhibited) enough, any dog toy is a potential sex toy…and vice versa.”
Or frugal.
But do you really want to be chewing on your dog’s toy?
Stiletto
November 7, 2007 at 9:15 am
Or do you really want your dog chewing on your sex toy?
keywork.
November 7, 2007 at 9:35 am
This happened to a friend of mine. She brought her dildo with her on holiday to her parents house and hid it under the guest bed..the family dog found it and ran through the dining room with it as they ate dinner…needless to say it was not a very comfortable evening.
Stiletto
November 7, 2007 at 9:47 am
funny stuff. I guess sex toys should come with a printed guide on places not to store them. under the bed? she should have known better. or maybe her parents need to buy more toys for their dog.
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November 7, 2007 at 9:52 am
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Skip: Do you wash em first, or do you consider it free, natural lube?
Soy: Or any dog
KW: Teethmarks give nice ribs, for her pleasure.
Stil: We trained our dog to do that. It really livens up an evening. Also, make a nice segue to “keys in the punchbowl!”
bagel of everything
December 8, 2007 at 9:47 pm
The beads are called “Ben Wa”. You stick em in her and start banging her clit with your tongue, or whatever. Right when she cums you pull em out at the same time real fast so it sounds like a zipper
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Thai / Anal beads aren’t necessarily Ben Wa, micky.
Ben Wa are 2 (sometimes 3, tho I think technically it’s gotta be only 2) equal sized balls, whereas Thai beads are several beads in ascending sizes.
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March 31, 2008 at 11:07 pm
As an afterthought, I sure hope that wasn’t the same dildo she used on me.
:)
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