I love the Danza
Tony Danza. Lol’d. Loldanza 4eva!1
y hello thar - I’m Tony Danza
**I move away from the mic - cuz I’m Tony Danza
I made you a cookie…and I’m Tony Danza
BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MY DANZA
No matter what you do in life,
Just know…you’ll never be
TONY DANZA
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You are seriously disturbed.
Kevin
1 Oct 07 at 6:49 pm
From you, Kevin! I’m disturbed from watching YOU!
It took me nearly a freaking hour to chop all these. Laugh, damnit.
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1 Oct 07 at 7:04 pm
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Dating Blogfeeds » I love the Danza
1 Oct 07 at 8:10 pm
Absolutely funny stuff! I especially liked his “Chocolate Rain” rendition.
Soylent Ape
1 Oct 07 at 11:06 pm
Keep taking the medication…
Paul B.
2 Oct 07 at 4:40 am
wow. he looks underbusy. hahahahah
spanky
2 Oct 07 at 5:37 am
SA: I thought of you and Kevin with the chocolate rain one. Thing is - it’s an actual picture from an actual cd.
Tony Danza - The House I Live In
Paul, Spanky: Yeah..thanks for your concern. My therapist has been alerted.
bagel of everything
2 Oct 07 at 6:31 am
well, at least it’s not scott baio.
keywork.
2 Oct 07 at 8:29 am
I like this concept of LOLDanzas soooo much better.
Start a website…
Topple cheezeburger’s reign and do it with Danza.
You can call it, “I can has sag card”
lauriekendrick
2 Oct 07 at 8:54 am
I missed you, LK & KW!
I figured you were having some hot dumpster yiffing, perhaps KW’s head was stuck in the proverbial peanut butter jar…
bagel of everything
2 Oct 07 at 9:01 am
Peanut butter, the second love of my life. Dumpster sex was number one, for those of you keeping score at home.
keywork.
2 Oct 07 at 9:25 am
HAHAHAHA Ape, Chocolate Rain!
Looks just like that video. Ha! Great catch!
LK
lauriekendrick
2 Oct 07 at 9:41 am
hmm. keyworks comments only makes me ponder the most obvious of questions:
who’d win in a fight, Danza or Baio?
my money’s on Danza. I saw part of the Baio show on the VH1 and he’s a puss.
SEOHack
2 Oct 07 at 11:25 am
Baio is such a vag. Always crying about shit.
keywork.
2 Oct 07 at 12:03 pm
Wait…young Danza or old Danza? He ain’t lookin too good these days
bagel of everything
2 Oct 07 at 1:07 pm
Eddie Mekka could whip Baio’s ass, but Danza’d put the big ragu on Mekka
Frontier Former Editor
2 Oct 07 at 2:33 pm
Eddie Fucking “Carmine” Mekka?
FFE, you’re so damn weird. EVen so, I think I’m in like.e.
lauriekendrick
2 Oct 07 at 2:59 pm
It takes skill, luck, and an encyclopaedic cultural knowledge to dredge up shit like that Laurie, so watch yer ass . . .. or key’s or whatever.
Frontier Former Editor
2 Oct 07 at 11:09 pm
Who does not love the Danza? If you don’t, there’s something wrong with you. I still have dreams of me, the Danza, and Angela’s son, Jonathan, from Who’s the Boss, in bed together. So sensual.
abarclay12
3 Oct 07 at 1:16 am
Bitches don’t know about my Danza, either. (Sigh.)
Danza would rain blows down upon Scott “Original Emo” Baio’s sensitive ass like a Typhoon coming down on Palermo. Danza’s like a loveable Dago Chuck Norris.
Soylent Ape
3 Oct 07 at 6:24 am
Spaghetti doesn;t boil - it foams in terror at the mere mention of Tony Danza.
Tony Danza doesn’t smile - he uses his mind power to shift the earth’s gravitational field so it pulls the corners of his mouth upward
Tony Danza doesn’t read - he stares books down until his ears and nose bleed.
Tony Danza doesn’t grate parmesan cheese - his winning personality breaks down the molecular structure into a granular form.
Frontier Former Editor
3 Oct 07 at 12:24 pm
MORE!
bagel of everything
3 Oct 07 at 12:32 pm
When Tony Danza walks in the room, no one asks who’s the boss (dual purpose for admirers and detractors).
Know why ravioli was invented? Cheese and tomato sauce needed a place to hide from ‘Who’s the Boss?’ reruns.
Extra virgin olive oil is saving itself for Tony Danza.
Frontier Former Editor
3 Oct 07 at 12:45 pm
Tony Danza buys horizontally-striped suits, but the pinstripes always align vertically with his forcefield of freindly invincibility.
Frontier Former Editor
3 Oct 07 at 12:49 pm
“Extra virgin olive oil is saving itself for Tony Danza.”
bwaaahahahaha!!!
NBC didn’t cancel Tony Danza…Tony Danza cancelled NBC.
Tony likes his speghetti al danza.
Uhhh…yeah, I’m not good with this. More, ffe!
Oh, and abarclay, that’s just wrong. bad and wrong. I love you.
bagel of everything
3 Oct 07 at 12:51 pm
Chuck Norris tried to take out Tony Danza with a roundhouse kick but was blinded by Tony’s winning smile.
Frontier Former Editor
3 Oct 07 at 12:57 pm
Chuck Norris threatens every day to kick Tony Danza’s ass, but he goes all soft when Tony sends over another box of homemade canelloni.
Frontier Former Editor
3 Oct 07 at 12:58 pm
How many Danzas does it take to change a lightbulb?
bagel of everything
3 Oct 07 at 12:59 pm
None, Tony lights up the world whereever he goes
Frontier Former Editor
3 Oct 07 at 1:04 pm
Or one Danza and a trainer to tell him to take off those goddam boxing gloves
Frontier Former Editor
3 Oct 07 at 1:05 pm
My answer was “all of them” but I like “None, Tony lights up the world whereever he goes” better. Anyone else?
bagel of everything
3 Oct 07 at 1:07 pm
Tony Danza - the Italian Sammy Davis, Jr.
Frontier Former Editor
3 Oct 07 at 1:09 pm
The original concept for Dancing with the Stars was Danza-ing with the Stars
Frontier Former Editor
3 Oct 07 at 1:11 pm
Holy shit!
Tony Danza reads Chuck Norris Jokes to Chuck Norris
bagel of everything
3 Oct 07 at 1:14 pm
Jeez, it’s like landing on the moon and finding used Pampers!
Frontier Former Editor
3 Oct 07 at 1:51 pm
Re: How many Danzas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Forty-two! Now we must figure out the ultimate question for Life, The Universe and Danza!
Soylent Ape
3 Oct 07 at 4:26 pm
Did his talkshow get canceled? I never watched. Aha.
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6 Oct 07 at 12:29 pm
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