I love the Danza
Tony Danza. Lol’d. Loldanza 4eva!1
y hello thar - I’m Tony Danza
**I move away from the mic - cuz I’m Tony Danza
I made you a cookie…and I’m Tony Danza
BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MY DANZA
No matter what you do in life,
Just know…you’ll never be
TONY DANZA
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You are seriously disturbed.
From you, Kevin! I’m disturbed from watching YOU!
It took me nearly a freaking hour to chop all these. Laugh, damnit.
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Absolutely funny stuff! I especially liked his “Chocolate Rain” rendition.
Keep taking the medication…
wow. he looks underbusy. hahahahah
SA: I thought of you and Kevin with the chocolate rain one. Thing is - it’s an actual picture from an actual cd.
Tony Danza - The House I Live In
Paul, Spanky: Yeah..thanks for your concern. My therapist has been alerted.
well, at least it’s not scott baio.
I like this concept of LOLDanzas soooo much better.
Start a website…
Topple cheezeburger’s reign and do it with Danza.
You can call it, “I can has sag card”
I missed you, LK & KW!
I figured you were having some hot dumpster yiffing, perhaps KW’s head was stuck in the proverbial peanut butter jar…
Peanut butter, the second love of my life. Dumpster sex was number one, for those of you keeping score at home.
HAHAHAHA Ape, Chocolate Rain!
Looks just like that video. Ha! Great catch!
LK
hmm. keyworks comments only makes me ponder the most obvious of questions:
who’d win in a fight, Danza or Baio?
my money’s on Danza. I saw part of the Baio show on the VH1 and he’s a puss.
Baio is such a vag. Always crying about shit.
Wait…young Danza or old Danza? He ain’t lookin too good these days
Eddie Mekka could whip Baio’s ass, but Danza’d put the big ragu on Mekka
Eddie Fucking “Carmine” Mekka?
FFE, you’re so damn weird. EVen so, I think I’m in like.e.
It takes skill, luck, and an encyclopaedic cultural knowledge to dredge up shit like that Laurie, so watch yer ass . . .. or key’s or whatever.
Who does not love the Danza? If you don’t, there’s something wrong with you. I still have dreams of me, the Danza, and Angela’s son, Jonathan, from Who’s the Boss, in bed together. So sensual.
Bitches don’t know about my Danza, either. (Sigh.)
Danza would rain blows down upon Scott “Original Emo” Baio’s sensitive ass like a Typhoon coming down on Palermo. Danza’s like a loveable Dago Chuck Norris.
Spaghetti doesn;t boil - it foams in terror at the mere mention of Tony Danza.
Tony Danza doesn’t smile - he uses his mind power to shift the earth’s gravitational field so it pulls the corners of his mouth upward
Tony Danza doesn’t read - he stares books down until his ears and nose bleed.
Tony Danza doesn’t grate parmesan cheese - his winning personality breaks down the molecular structure into a granular form.
MORE!
When Tony Danza walks in the room, no one asks who’s the boss (dual purpose for admirers and detractors).
Know why ravioli was invented? Cheese and tomato sauce needed a place to hide from ‘Who’s the Boss?’ reruns.
Extra virgin olive oil is saving itself for Tony Danza.
Tony Danza buys horizontally-striped suits, but the pinstripes always align vertically with his forcefield of freindly invincibility.
“Extra virgin olive oil is saving itself for Tony Danza.”
bwaaahahahaha!!!
NBC didn’t cancel Tony Danza…Tony Danza cancelled NBC.
Tony likes his speghetti al danza.
Uhhh…yeah, I’m not good with this. More, ffe!
Oh, and abarclay, that’s just wrong. bad and wrong. I love you.
Chuck Norris tried to take out Tony Danza with a roundhouse kick but was blinded by Tony’s winning smile.
Chuck Norris threatens every day to kick Tony Danza’s ass, but he goes all soft when Tony sends over another box of homemade canelloni.
How many Danzas does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, Tony lights up the world whereever he goes
Or one Danza and a trainer to tell him to take off those goddam boxing gloves
My answer was “all of them” but I like “None, Tony lights up the world whereever he goes” better. Anyone else?
Tony Danza - the Italian Sammy Davis, Jr.
The original concept for Dancing with the Stars was Danza-ing with the Stars
Holy shit!
Tony Danza reads Chuck Norris Jokes to Chuck Norris
Jeez, it’s like landing on the moon and finding used Pampers!
Re: How many Danzas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Forty-two! Now we must figure out the ultimate question for Life, The Universe and Danza!
Did his talkshow get canceled? I never watched. Aha.
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