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WTF Films: Even cowboys need eyebleach

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Before you watch this video, you should know it’s naked-assed man, and his horse Lucky.
On second thought, don’t watch this video. Ever. Let’s just forget this whole post ever happened.


Are we glad it’s silent? Yes, we are!

Source: The Pretty Boys’ Club (I can feel you judging me, and I like it)

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 28, 2007 at 4:26 am

27 Responses to 'WTF Films: Even cowboys need eyebleach'

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  1. So disturbing, yet so inspiring . . . .

    “Willlburrrr, what are you doing with that tube of Astroglide and those poppers?”

    “Hey, hey HEY, HEY, HEY, GET THIS ASSHOLE OFF OF ME!!!!”

    “Dusty was careful to light the match off the corral rail this time after that horrible accident when he forgot he didn’t have a zipper . . . .”

    “Damn, I shouldn’t have put velveteen in the dryer on normal!”

    Insert oat-bag joke - AND NOTHING ELSE - here.

  2. Word to that.

    Soylent Ape

    28 Sep 07 at 6:34 am

  3. He has a wonderful arse.
    Ok. Couldn’t resist.
    But by the way, is he tucking like in Silence of the Lambs?

    Arm Jerker J.

    28 Sep 07 at 8:26 am

  4. WTF???? The dude forgot his pants..

    Paul B.

    28 Sep 07 at 1:51 pm

  5. You’re all a bunch of furries.

    Sitting on the fence totally broke that 4th wall for me. Ohhh the splinters!

  6. I finally understand the bareback concept.

    Stephanie

    28 Sep 07 at 6:50 pm

  7. I feel so violated plus I think he left a skidmark on the white horse. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

    stepher

    29 Sep 07 at 12:08 am

  8. whys he gotta keep suckin his gut in? is it to make his package look bigger….

    Stona Lisa

    29 Sep 07 at 11:45 am

  9. Stephanie & Stepher: Lulz!

    Stona: I know, right?! Looks like he’s got rib-titties. I think that’s why there are so many hard edits - so he can take a breath.

  10. “Rib-titties”….ROFLMAO

    Stona Lisa

    30 Sep 07 at 3:08 pm

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  12. I refuse to watch. The little screenshot the video shows when it’s telling you to click play was more than enough. I’ve learned my lesson about clicking things here on RR.

    Cody

    1 Oct 07 at 2:19 am

  13. Yay! Cody is the winner!
    We don’t give warnings in vain around here.

    & thanks for the love, FFE.

  14. I was out of town and you had a post of a naked man and a horse and took it down before THE LAURIE had a chance to tell you the I’ve fucked him??

    And the horse? Equus rules!!

    Send me the link Bages..I gotta see me some of this shit!!

    lauriekendrick

    1 Oct 07 at 12:31 pm

  15. I didn’t take it down! The youtubes are being hateful. Check back in a few minutes.

  16. I was determined not to look, but after reading all the wonderful comments I decided I would … only to find it wouldn’t load.

    Dammit! I wanna be shocked, horrified, and violated …

    On second thought, maybe I’ll just stick with the Bush Flight Suit video …

    Metro

    1 Oct 07 at 1:04 pm

  17. Hahaha….the smut won’t load and everyone be panicking!
    Youtube has been down. It’s working now, mostly. Spotty tho.

  18. Metro, have you no sense of decency? Bush in a flight suit - now THAT calls for eyebleach!

  19. F-A-G fruit.

    Loved the way he held his stomach in to the point where it looked Auschwitzian in appearance.

    He flexed his butt muscles too.

    This was one indeed one of Caligula International’s best man/horse films.

    Nice cock bag, by the way!

    lauriekendrick

    1 Oct 07 at 1:26 pm

  20. Funny, I thought the ribs were more Bergen-Belsenian myself . . . .

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  22. Laurie, FFE: I’m glad to know you watched the damned thing all the way through. Get your hand out of your pants, plz. This is a family blog.

  23. it is a family blog then, isn’t it bagel, dear.

    keywork.

    9 Dec 07 at 1:11 am

  24. Yes, daddy, it is :)

  25. that’s daddy’s girl.

    keywork.

    9 Dec 07 at 1:14 am

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  27. Ok, who just searched for “horse penis gay” ?

    I know it was one of you fuckers.

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