Outlook for Household Electric Kettles in the US
The 2007-2012 Outlook for Household Electric Kettles in the United States
This study covers the latent demand outlook for household electric kettles across the states and cities of the United States. I hate my job. Latent demand (in millions of U.S. dollars), or potential industry earnings (P.I.E.) estimates are given across some 12,900 cities in the United States. Please just fucking kill me. For each city in question, the percent share the city is of it’s state and of the United States is reported. I don’t want to live anymore. These comparative benchmarks allow the reader to quickly gauge a city vis-à-vis others. I will kill you all in your sleep. This statistical approach can prove very useful to distribution and/or sales force strategies. Only you can make the pain stop. Using econometric models which project fundamental economic dynamics within each state and city, latent demand estimates are created for household electric kettles. I’m going to do it, really this time. This report does not discuss the specific players in the market serving the latent demand, nor specific details at the product level. Tell my mom I love her. The study also does not consider short-term cyclicalities that might affect realized sales. I long only for the sweet, sweet release of death. The study, therefore, is strategic in nature, taking an aggregate and long-run view, irrespective of the players or products involved.
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Unrelated Quote of the Week:
“Incest doesn’t count when its garbage and or organic waste.”
- Laurie Kendrick, comment on Must Love Raccoons
I wish the earth would split open and swallow us all. Right now. Oh, and fuck this book.
keywork
26 Sep 07 at 9:37 am
KW: Someone reads between the lines!
It’s $500, but it qualifies for Amazon free shipping. I know you could never pass up a bargain!
bagel of everything
26 Sep 07 at 9:55 am
Well, I’m still waiting on the loan to go through on my space ship, but I suppose this book is probably big enough to kill someone with so I’ll probably have to order one. What a lovely conversation piece for the coffee table I need to buy.
keywork
26 Sep 07 at 10:02 am
They make ELECTRIC kettles now? Who knew?
Kevin
26 Sep 07 at 10:33 am
Apparently, automobiles now come with Air Conditioning units. What am I going to do with all these damned blocks of ice?
keywork
26 Sep 07 at 11:09 am
You could melt them… with an electric kettle!
Uh oh, I bet that idea just threw off all the figures in the book. They’ll have to make an addendum.
bagel of everything
26 Sep 07 at 11:17 am
And now I’ll have to wait for the addendum. Maybe I’ll take up ice sculpting just to avoid a deluxe edition of this hellish work. Fuck electric kettles.
keywork
26 Sep 07 at 11:21 am
You’d think $495 would buy alot more dead trees, wouldn’t you?
If I’m going to drop half a G on a book, it had better come with an acre of deforested jungle and a pair of dead natives. And a keychain.
bagel of everything
26 Sep 07 at 11:28 am
I was hoping for a little more weight and a ’sharp corners’ guarantee. But yes, a keychain would have been nice. A little electric kettle-shaped keychain. With a small dim LED bulb so I can find absolutely nothing in the dark.
keywork
26 Sep 07 at 11:34 am
Funny. I bought a 600-page technical and political history on the Spitfire with about the same heft for only $25 from Amazon.
Looks like this guy spent way too much time at the Census Bureau mapping and abstract site. He should have done what I did in grad school - create a block-level population density map of females between 12 and 14 years of age for the pervert in our urban planning statistics course.
Frontier Former Editor
26 Sep 07 at 12:53 pm
Electric kettles, huh? Good reading. Will there be enough time at the end of the book for me to…oh, I don’t know…kill myself???
When will the lambs finally be silent? Mother, make it stop!!
I’ll get you my pretty…and your little BLOG, too!!!
And the people…and the people…
Sybill Kendrick
lauriekendrick
26 Sep 07 at 1:41 pm
@lk: and I bet you fucked Philip M. Parker.
keywork
26 Sep 07 at 1:54 pm
Key…as coons go, you’re such a dick! GOD, I WANT YOU!!!
And to answer your question, yes I did.
Smart ass.
LK
lauriekendrick
26 Sep 07 at 2:17 pm
lk: I know. I know. Could be worse.
keywork
26 Sep 07 at 2:22 pm
@FFE: You’re absolutly right. We should pay for literature by the pound. Like at the co-op.
I think, in a year or so, the world will find out that Phillip M Parker is really Stephen King.
Boy was never any good at keeping secrets.
bagel of everything
26 Sep 07 at 4:17 pm
Once again-you have made my mind melt…how in the fuck did you even come across that piece of garbage..? i think you spend WAAAYYY too much time over there! AND What made the author of that book even think ANYONE would be interested…? AND want to pay $500 ?!!!?
I love you all…you make me LOL everyday (AT you-not with you) and make me tingle in my special places! :p
Stona Lisa
26 Sep 07 at 5:08 pm
Stona: With/At…I don’t care. I am fully aware that I’m an idiot.
As a great anonymous once said “I do it for the lulz.”
bagel of everything
26 Sep 07 at 5:12 pm
I wonder who exactly that book is marketed to…are the ultra-rich and famous into electric kettles these days? Who’s going to want to drop $500 for a book that’s not porn?
…That came out wrong.
Cody
26 Sep 07 at 6:10 pm
That has to be a text book meant for a marketing class.
In the future, people will go to school to learn how to select the right school to teach them how best to attend school…
Jim
26 Sep 07 at 10:19 pm
Cody: Wrong? How so? Makes perfect sense to me.
Jim: It’s a terribly specialized marketing class, isn’t it?
bagel of everything
27 Sep 07 at 1:13 am