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Crossword

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It’s an ЯR trivia crossword puzzle.

ACROSS
1   Drug made from sewage
2   Drink a glass of dicks
4   What did Susan DeLucci masturbate with?
8   Reader who mistook Bagel for a geek boy, and tried to seduce her.
9   According to the Suburban Housewife, which 90’s rapping music superstar suffers from testicular cancer?
10   Laura Tennessen
12   _________ Sunday
14   Dotty’s cat’s name
15   Good-bye depression, if you constrict your ____ 100 times everyday
19   The French Disease
20   Reader who is a raccoon…sometimes
21   Isaiah Washington be __________.
24   Alleged superhero Tothian threatened Bagel & Jesse with this.
25   Injects Justice
27   Fucking strange people
28   All your ____ are belong to Jesus
29   Presidential candidate endorsed by RR
 
DOWN
1   Which RR staff was homeschooled?
2   Official Currency of RationReality
3   What’s an _________?
5   Don’t call Bagel by which cartoon character’s name?
6   ___ Films
7   It’s a Santa hat for your infant’s _____.
11   Ode to My Husband’s Missing ________.
13   Subject of AC/DC song ‘The Jack’
16   Don’t smoke around ____ _____.
17   Which film was parodied in Stuff in My Car Theatre?
18   _______ Gang Rapists
22   Who “holds like ten million patents.”
23   Hope you never wake up to a wooden ____.
26   Long cat is ____.

I had intended it to not suck so much, but I got sleepy.  Make your own here.

Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 25, 2007 at 4:36 am

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  1. ha…funny thing i used to make my own crosswords when i was a child…yeah…nerd alert. we also use to make complicated mazes. in hindsight i probably should have paid more attention to my teachers, but by 7th grade i was the best maze maker in brooklyn!

    i won’t even get into my friend who used to design hand held mini golf courses using wax. oh yeah…i ran with a tough crowd.

    whatpushesmybuttons

    25 Sep 07 at 9:00 am

  2. You, a nerd? No shit! ;b

    So were you in like a Logic Problem gang?

    bagel of everything

    25 Sep 07 at 9:28 am

  3. Could god make a crossword puzzle that he himself could not solve?

    Jim

    25 Sep 07 at 2:35 pm

  4. 27 could be so many different words…

    stepher

    25 Sep 07 at 3:34 pm

  5. Stepher: There’s a search box on the side bar

    http://rationreality.com/?s=%22fucking+strange%22

    bagel of everything

    25 Sep 07 at 8:08 pm

  6. 22 down:

    “Popeil”?

    11 down:

    “Bathrobe”?

    Soylent Ape

    28 Sep 07 at 6:15 pm

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