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Fisting with Tom Corbett

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Learning with Tom Corbett

Fisting: 
A sexual activity that involves inserting the hand and forearm
into the vagina or anus.  Once insertion is complete, the fingers
either clench into a fist or remain straight.  In more rigorous forms
of fisting, such as “punching”, a fully clenched fist may be inserted.

i want that on a shirt!

Get the merch. before cafepress kicks us out

The sublimely homoerotic black & white art is taken from the original Carey Rockwell novels, which have fallen into the public domain. They have been altered only for size.

Who the fuck is Tom Corbett?  Wikipedia knows!

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 21, 2007 at 2:59 am

36 Responses to 'Fisting with Tom Corbett'

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  1. What a wonderful segue from toothy gits and raccoon love.

  2. It’s pretty bad when fisting is the more pleasurable topic of conversation. Or good, depending on how you feel about animal rights.

    keywork

    21 Sep 07 at 8:19 am

  3. this would be really painful…
    does it do permanent damage too?

    Ankur Aggarwal

    21 Sep 07 at 10:23 am

  4. One can only hope, Ankur
    that it doesn’t.

    I can’t imagine vaginal fisting doing much permanent damage, so long as your nails are neatly trimmed and your forearm is less girthy than a newborn baby.

    Butt punching…yeah, that’s just gotta do some harm.
    Then, what do I know from anal pleasures. I’m an exit only kinda girl.

  5. not as much damage as poor investing.

    keywork

    21 Sep 07 at 10:50 am

  6. KW: Your new post is hilarious. Everyone, Go read this!

  7. thanks, bagel of coon.

    keywork

    21 Sep 07 at 12:42 pm

  8. Yeah, I fucked Tom Corbett.

    LK

    lauriekendrick

    21 Sep 07 at 1:37 pm

  9. @lk: always fucking things. You should make that your middle name. Laurie Always Fucking Things Kendrick.

    keywork

    21 Sep 07 at 2:29 pm

  10. How is this pleasurable to either party involved? Seriously. You shove you hand and forearm up someones back-there or their vay-jay-jay and make a fist?

    If you can’t get off w/o fisting you have serious life issues and should probably consult some sort of medical professional immediately if not sooner.

    stepher

    21 Sep 07 at 2:39 pm

  11. In the forest, we call this the ‘tree trunk’.

    keywork

    21 Sep 07 at 3:19 pm

  12. One of my favorite misheard lyrics:

    “Have you ever made out in a dark hallway? Displayed the fist that made the day…”

    “Down” by 311

    Soylent Ape

    21 Sep 07 at 7:55 pm

  13. stepher

    21 Sep 07 at 8:36 pm

  14. damn you bagel! youve exposed the hidden meaning of “lending a helping hand.” now i can’t claim stupidity when my fist goes awry!

    hedgehog

    21 Sep 07 at 9:35 pm

  15. or, like a buddy of mine in college was fond of saying in a drunken rage: “I’m gonna fistfuck you . . . . right in the face!”

  16. Sorry, Hedgehog. Guess you’ll have to stick with the youthful innocence of breath play.

    FFE:
    “I’m gonna fistfuck you . . . . right in the face!”

    Yeah. He’s doing it wrong.

  17. maybe he was into oral?

  18. by the way - got my magnet. Mad props to you, yo!

    That sounds totally fucking ridiculous comeing from a middle-age white guy . . . .

  19. And mad proper recognition to you as well, ffe. Your artwork is brilliantly phat, much like the work of Egon Schizzle.

  20. maybe he thought your ass looked like your face.

    hedgehog

    21 Sep 07 at 10:11 pm

  21. Hedge - luckily he was always pointed at other people when he said it.

  22. Maybe he thought your ass looked like other peoples faces?

  23. Well, I’ve always accepted my place in the cosmos as an assface, but I keep my beard well groomed so no one could aver accuse me of hanving dingleberries . . .

  24. just a poopstache on occasion huh?
    love, ron

    hedgehog

    21 Sep 07 at 10:57 pm

  25. actually, a clean, well groomed Sanchez >B^{D>

  26. Ah, the ever elusive Clean Sanchez.

    I wonder why that never caught on?

    *moose*

  27. Why does it always come back to the Sanchez at Ration Reality? It’s totally disgusting and you should all be ashamed of yourselves!

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go felch this guy.

    Soylent Ape

    22 Sep 07 at 6:59 am

  28. “Excuse me while I felch this guy”

    So says Hendrix, so says ЯR.

  29. bwahahahahahahahaha

  30. Jimi’s songs were chock full o’ homoeroticism. For example, this line from “Fire”:

    “Move over, Rover; let Jimi take over.”

    Obviously, this is the Dom Hendrix telling the Sub “dogboy” it’s time for him to roll over and play “catch”! Makes you wonder what he and Little Richard were doing at night on that tour bus together.

    Soylent Ape

    23 Sep 07 at 1:22 am

  31. “Makes you wonder what he and Little Richard were doing at night on that tour bus together.”

    No, SA. No, it doesn’t.

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  34. Tom Corbett puts the “ass” in “astronaut”.

    Soylent Ape

    9 Oct 07 at 4:09 pm

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  36. I ve had a fist up my ass and its awsome

    clay

    2 Oct 08 at 10:57 pm

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