Word of the Week: Medibation
As an artist, I regularly medibate for creative inspiration. Sometimes I medibate to gain clarity on a specific question or issue in my life. Other times, I simply go into a Zen state, really paying attention to the sensations moving through me. With medibation, I can reach the most peaceful states I have ever known.
-Annie Sprinkle Ph.D.
Meditation med·i·ta·tion /ˌmɛdɪˈteɪʃən/ [med-i-tey-shuhn]
-noun 1. the act of meditating.
2. continued or extended thought; reflection; contemplation.
3. devout religious contemplation or spiritual introspection.
Masturbation
mas·tur·ba·tion /ˌmæstərˈbeɪʃən/ [mas-ter-bey-shuhn]
-noun 1. the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
2. the stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another’s genitals, esp. to orgasm.
Therefore:
Medibation - med·i·ba·tion
-noun 1. the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own genitals for the purpose of religious contemplation or spiritual introspection. (Props to my homie, Socrates)
Medibation: Spiritual Doody
The two practices, masturbation and meditation, came together in my conscious mind while I was writing an article about my experience with an obscure Dr. Seuss book called The Seven Lady Godivas
. I had been working slowly on the piece, writing, rewriting, etc. for a couple weeks and during this time, I began my days, as usual, with the same morning ritual I had practiced for a number of years. I would wake up early, have a cup of coffee and slowly masturbate to orgasm, then go back to sleep (showthyself.blogspot.com)
We medibate constantly, though few ever admit to this freely, for we take ourselves too seriously and deny this kind of frivolity. Why do we do it? Because it feels good. It gets us through our lives and makes us feel important. It also helps to fill the time. (SDcityBEAT.com)
Further Reading:
Healthy Strokes.com - Urban Tantra: Sacred Sex for the Twenty-first Century
Previous !WORD!s:
Ok. Now you have to make T-shirts. Everyone will rise up and embrace their medibation with pride.
Arm Jerker J.
13 Sep 07 at 8:02 am
I don’t deny myself any form of frivolity. This is about fucking rediculous. Good find, Bagel.
keywork
13 Sep 07 at 8:22 am
AJJ: Maybe I will! hahaha
KW: Thanks
Did ya’ll watch the video? She says medibation is her job, her spiritual calling. BEST JOB EVAR!!
bagel of everything
13 Sep 07 at 8:43 am
And that’s the rub . . . . .
Frontier Former Editor
13 Sep 07 at 9:05 am
Is wearing an entire botanical garden on your head necessary for successful medibation?
stepher
13 Sep 07 at 1:27 pm
Yes. Yes it is.
bagel of everything
13 Sep 07 at 1:29 pm
I liked the Carmen Miranda getup. It made things even more surreal!
Soylent Ape
13 Sep 07 at 7:46 pm
Well, okay then. I’ll go to the market tomorrow, dammit.
stepher
13 Sep 07 at 11:31 pm
I’ve been medibating all this time and I didn’t know it?
And I love the video. Spiritual doody indeed.
Cody
14 Sep 07 at 3:43 am
If it’s one’s job to jerk off while the rest of the world suffers in pain, then well hell! Dubya and his incompetent retinue should be immersing the world in the spunk of euphoria and spiritual well being.
Frontier Former Editor
14 Sep 07 at 6:42 am
Oh keep your spiritual doody away from me!
No, FFE, Dubya prefers fucking us to medibating.
Stiletto
15 Sep 07 at 10:23 am
ah, so the administration is into bukkake then . . . although most of them are still jerkoffs at heart
Frontier Former Editor
15 Sep 07 at 9:23 pm
Check these religious nutters out LOL
http://handsacrossoceanministry.wordpress.com/
Turbo
14 Oct 07 at 10:35 am
“But everyday and in some cases 10 times a day Teenage boys and men throughout the world decide to fantasize in their minds and leave dead babies on their sheets, socks, curtains and whatever else comes in handy at the time.”
hahahahha
I thought that site was for real at first, til I saw WhoreChurch on the blogroll.
Turbo: That your site?
bagel of everything
14 Oct 07 at 10:46 am
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23 Jan 08 at 10:59 am
Oh Baby, talk to me and I know I have seen the light of glory.
nearlynormalized
4 May 08 at 4:27 pm
Um. Ok.
hommmmmmmmm
The Bagel of Everything
4 May 08 at 11:58 pm