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Word of the Week: Medibation

Posted in dildo, health, masturbation, nsfw, sex, sexuality, video, word of the week, youtube by The Bagel of Everything on September 13th, 2007

As an artist, I regularly medibate for creative inspiration. Sometimes I medibate to gain clarity on a specific question or issue in my life. Other times, I simply go into a Zen state, really paying attention to the sensations moving through me. With medibation, I can reach the most peaceful states I have ever known.
-Annie Sprinkle Ph.D.

Meditation med·i·ta·tion /ˌmɛdɪˈteɪʃən/ [med-i-tey-shuhn]
-noun 1. the act of meditating.
2. continued or extended thought; reflection; contemplation.
3. devout religious contemplation or spiritual introspection.

Masturbation 
mas·tur·ba·tion /ˌmæstərˈbeɪʃən/ [mas-ter-bey-shuhn]
-noun 1. the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
2. the stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another’s genitals, esp. to orgasm.

Therefore:

Medibation - med·i·ba·tion
-noun 1. the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own genitals for the purpose of religious contemplation or spiritual introspection. (Props to my homie, Socrates)


Medibation: Spiritual Doody

The two practices, masturbation and meditation, came together in my conscious mind while I was writing an article about my experience with an obscure Dr. Seuss book called The Seven Lady Godivas.  I had been working slowly on the piece, writing, rewriting, etc. for a couple weeks and during this time, I began my days, as usual, with the same morning ritual I had practiced for a number of years. I would wake up early, have a cup of coffee and slowly masturbate to orgasm, then go back to sleep (showthyself.blogspot.com)

We medibate constantly, though few ever admit to this freely, for we take ourselves too seriously and deny this kind of frivolity. Why do we do it? Because it feels good. It gets us through our lives and makes us feel important. It also helps to fill the time. (SDcityBEAT.com)

Further Reading:
Healthy Strokes.com - Urban Tantra: Sacred Sex for the Twenty-first Century - Dildo Art.com 

 

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  1. Arm Jerker J. said, on September 13th, 2007 at 8:02 am

    Ok. Now you have to make T-shirts. Everyone will rise up and embrace their medibation with pride.

  2. keywork said, on September 13th, 2007 at 8:22 am

    I don’t deny myself any form of frivolity. This is about fucking rediculous. Good find, Bagel.

  3. bagel of everything said, on September 13th, 2007 at 8:43 am

    AJJ: Maybe I will! hahaha
    KW: Thanks

    Did ya’ll watch the video? She says medibation is her job, her spiritual calling. BEST JOB EVAR!!

  4. Frontier Former Editor said, on September 13th, 2007 at 9:05 am

    And that’s the rub . . . . .

  5. stepher said, on September 13th, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    Is wearing an entire botanical garden on your head necessary for successful medibation?

  6. bagel of everything said, on September 13th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    Yes. Yes it is.

  7. Soylent Ape said, on September 13th, 2007 at 7:46 pm

    I liked the Carmen Miranda getup. It made things even more surreal!

  8. stepher said, on September 13th, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    Well, okay then. I’ll go to the market tomorrow, dammit.

  9. Cody said, on September 14th, 2007 at 3:43 am

    I’ve been medibating all this time and I didn’t know it?

    And I love the video. Spiritual doody indeed.

  10. Frontier Former Editor said, on September 14th, 2007 at 6:42 am

    If it’s one’s job to jerk off while the rest of the world suffers in pain, then well hell! Dubya and his incompetent retinue should be immersing the world in the spunk of euphoria and spiritual well being.

  11. Stiletto said, on September 15th, 2007 at 10:23 am

    Oh keep your spiritual doody away from me!

    No, FFE, Dubya prefers fucking us to medibating.

  12. Frontier Former Editor said, on September 15th, 2007 at 9:23 pm

    ah, so the administration is into bukkake then . . . although most of them are still jerkoffs at heart

  13. Turbo said, on October 14th, 2007 at 10:35 am

    Check these religious nutters out LOL
    http://handsacrossoceanministry.wordpress.com/

  14. bagel of everything said, on October 14th, 2007 at 10:46 am

    “But everyday and in some cases 10 times a day Teenage boys and men throughout the world decide to fantasize in their minds and leave dead babies on their sheets, socks, curtains and whatever else comes in handy at the time.”

    hahahahha

    I thought that site was for real at first, til I saw WhoreChurch on the blogroll.

    Turbo: That your site?

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  16. nearlynormalized said, on May 4th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Oh Baby, talk to me and I know I have seen the light of glory.

  17. The Bagel of Everything said, on May 4th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    Um. Ok.

    hommmmmmmmm

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