Your First Source for Chicken Labia
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I’m starting to think, everything I need to learn, I do from here. - Stiletto on All your Lego are belong to Jesus
We get alot of interesting incoming searches at ЯR. The best of these we check out ourselves. When I saw Chicken Labia, I couldn’t resist. We’re number one, fools! (For now…the googles are fickle)
chickenlabia.com seems to be available. Anyone wanna donate to our url fund?
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That’s awesome. I wish I had interesting searches pointing to my blog…
Cody
9 Sep 07 at 1:57 am
Cody: You should write about chicken labias more. :)
Check your email…I’ve an idea (yes, it hurt my brains).
bagel of everything
9 Sep 07 at 2:06 am
Lip-smacking goodness!
Frontier Former Editor
9 Sep 07 at 8:32 am
I just saw this because I think I was being a perv and was looking under sex. Today I decided to answer my search engine questions. I get the same ones everyday so I figured, why not share some advice.
Arm Jerker J.
9 Sep 07 at 5:10 pm
Sure you got the right email, bagel? I don’t think I got anything from you. Unless you spammed me. Gmail tolerates spam like the FBI tolerates teenage movie pirates.
Seriously though, I didn’t see an email.
Cody
9 Sep 07 at 8:34 pm
AJJ: You were totally surfing for chicken pr0n, weren’t you?
That’s a good idea, answering questions like that. We rarely get incomings in the form of a question. No jeopardy for us!
Cody: I shall resend to the email you’ve just used.
bagel of everything
10 Sep 07 at 1:31 am
anyone want to buy a Chillow?
keywork
10 Sep 07 at 8:06 am
Indeed, KW. Indeed.
bagel of everything
10 Sep 07 at 8:08 am
That’s better than the “gay fat man” i occassionally get as searches engine referrals to my blog.
That’s exactly what I want to be known for…the source for gay fat men.
whatpushesmybuttons
10 Sep 07 at 3:56 pm
You are, dear. You are.
bagel of everything
10 Sep 07 at 4:04 pm
Chris, you don’t want to be known for that anymore, then quit obsessing over gay fat men in your writing. Jeez, it’s not that difficult. :P
jessecuster
10 Sep 07 at 4:37 pm
Be wary, Jesse. Or he’ll skewer you like he did chz!
(we <3 you, Chris)
bagel of everything
10 Sep 07 at 4:43 pm
Is this something you can eat?
Stiletto
10 Sep 07 at 9:43 pm
Stiletto: I don’t even know if it’s something that exists.
bagel of everything
11 Sep 07 at 1:38 am
Like the Holy Grail.
Stiletto
11 Sep 07 at 7:12 am
@Stiletto: or underwear on celebrities.
keywork
11 Sep 07 at 8:24 am
I used to go commando too until I lost my colon.
Stiletto
11 Sep 07 at 10:00 am
Underwear are sacred to me. I enjoy having that extra layer of fabric between my squeaky cleanness and the filthy, filthy world.
bagel of everything
11 Sep 07 at 10:01 am
Ah, yeah, Stiletto. I’m sorry about that. I didn’t know I’d cause -that- much damage to your colon. It was purely accidental, I assure you.
jessecuster
11 Sep 07 at 10:06 am
I didn’t know sailors went for women.
keywork
11 Sep 07 at 10:31 am
jesse loves colons. was one of the first things i learned about him. you should talk more about colons. he will like you if you do
bagel of everything
11 Sep 07 at 10:34 am
One thing I learned in the Marines: don’t talk about colons around a group of Sailors.
keywork
11 Sep 07 at 10:43 am
You do, of course, know why we let marines on our ships, right?
The sheep were just too obvious. People were starting to talk. And by ‘people,’ I mean actual ‘people,’ not Marines.
:D
jessecuster
11 Sep 07 at 10:48 am
Well, I used to think it was for security purposes, but after serving out my four years, I know better. You guys were too busy sodomizing each other to actually get any work done. So, Marines, being repulsive as we are, were sent in on a Scared Straight Op. The government knew the sight of us and our lack of regard for morals and hygeine would steer you away from your sexual depravity for good or at least redirect it toward members of the opposite sex. When you see a bunch of hetero sailors, well, let me know, the plan didn’t go so well and now we fly to war. You guys are really set in your ways.
keywork
11 Sep 07 at 11:15 am
haha nice…nah…had i known you guys were behind I Can Haz Cheezeburger i wouldn’t have skewered it so badly…although if i remember correctly that’s how “we met”…
then again i am in the mood for some shish ka bob. hmm. wonder how chicken labia and some human colon would taste on a skewer?
bagel: everyone has to cater to somebody right? if the fat gay man audience embraces me, then i’ll just have to accept that with open arms. or a handshake. or maybe just a well taped 10 foot pole.
Whatpushesmybuttons
11 Sep 07 at 6:19 pm
WPMB: If by “behind ichc” you mean screaming fan girls, then, yes, we are. And yes, you still would have ;b. I would expect no less!
Why does everyone be spelling it “haz”? It’s “has”. Is it intentional or just an error? I see it alot, mostly by people who don’t be liking chz.
bagel of everything
11 Sep 07 at 6:35 pm
Thanks for the nomination. But truthfully I don’t remember saying that. But I do mean it!
Stiletto
14 Sep 07 at 8:40 pm
Stiletto: It’s the first comment here. :)
And just below that is your lil gender epiphany.
bagel of everything
14 Sep 07 at 8:44 pm
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