Urine my Way
Pissed-off neighbor says: “Urine my Way”
As a society, the Japanese have one of the most idealized concepts of honor in the world. Even in modern times, honor has a lot of influence on how most of the non-manga reading, non-j-punk listneing, non-PS2-ing population live in the Land of the Rising Sun. Perhaps this keen understanding of Honor is what led Ikeda resident Hiroshi Nishizaki, 46, to toss pee on his neighbor’s house.
Repeatedly.
“The view from my apartment has been blocked by the neighboring house, which was recently built, and I was irritated,” Nishizaki told investigators.
This ““irriation” (heh-heh) led to Nishizaki pouring his own urine on a portion of his neighbor’s new construction to the tune of 169 times! In May, the fluid-flinging neighbor admitted to police that he was responsible for the neighbor’s aggregation of ammonia. Fortuately for Hiro, he won’t be “mellowing” in jail as a result of his excretory enterprises, but he is responsible for repairing his neighbor’s home and paying ¥650,000 in damages. (Don’t worry, that’s only, like, $50 in real money!)
Further reading: japanprobe.com
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Frontier Former Editor
6 Sep 07 at 5:26 am
You and your puns get up early, FFE
bagel of everything
6 Sep 07 at 5:36 am
Shame that’s the only things at my age . . .
Frontier Former Editor
6 Sep 07 at 6:05 am
Man. I thought piss would cost more.
Arm Jerker J.
6 Sep 07 at 8:05 am
My favorite Urea Heap song has always been “Pee-sy Livin’”.
Soylent Ape
6 Sep 07 at 10:01 am
HAHAHA! That’s funny, soy!
No, wait…it’s not.
bagel of everything
6 Sep 07 at 10:03 am
Nina Simone once defecated on someone’s microphone.
keywork
6 Sep 07 at 10:31 am
Yes, it is funny Soy.
Frontier Former Editor
6 Sep 07 at 12:32 pm
So, Nina Simone was a real scat singer then?
Frontier Former Editor
6 Sep 07 at 12:32 pm
It would appear that way.
keywork
6 Sep 07 at 1:17 pm
Puns, ahoy!
I’ve heard producers say, “Put some stank on that Mic.” Sounds like Nina Simone took that advice a little too far.
Soylent Ape
6 Sep 07 at 8:28 pm
@ Arm Jerker J: From my experience, piss always costs more! ;)
Soylent Ape
6 Sep 07 at 10:43 pm
The puns… have mercy on me
Soy, a handsome fella like yourself shouldn’t have to pay for his watersports. Give Kevin a shout sometime…
bagel of everything
7 Sep 07 at 3:56 am
I’m just saying…if you want to make it rain, you gotta seed the clouds.
Soylent Ape
7 Sep 07 at 5:07 pm
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