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	<title>Comments on: Tom Corbett: Ass Cadet</title>
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	<description>hyperbolic excellence</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Xanax.</title>
		<link>http://rationreality.com/2007/09/06/tom-corbett-ass-cadet/#comment-30951</link>
		<dc:creator>Xanax.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Xanax....&lt;/strong&gt;

Xanax....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Xanax&#8230;.</strong></p>
<p>Xanax&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: bagel of everything</title>
		<link>http://rationreality.com/2007/09/06/tom-corbett-ass-cadet/#comment-4673</link>
		<dc:creator>bagel of everything</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think it's my fave too, spankymax.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it&#8217;s my fave too, spankymax.</p>
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		<title>By: spanky</title>
		<link>http://rationreality.com/2007/09/06/tom-corbett-ass-cadet/#comment-4662</link>
		<dc:creator>spanky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>saying that this made me laugh out loud is a huge understatement.  this one might be my fav</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>saying that this made me laugh out loud is a huge understatement.  this one might be my fav</p>
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		<title>By: Bagpiping with Tom Corbett &#171; Ration Reality</title>
		<link>http://rationreality.com/2007/09/06/tom-corbett-ass-cadet/#comment-4409</link>
		<dc:creator>Bagpiping with Tom Corbett &#171; Ration Reality</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Tom Corbett: Donkey Punch [...]</description>
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		<title>By: bagel of everything</title>
		<link>http://rationreality.com/2007/09/06/tom-corbett-ass-cadet/#comment-3622</link>
		<dc:creator>bagel of everything</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew there had to be a bright side for the recipient. 
That's my mommy, always the thinker!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew there had to be a bright side for the recipient.<br />
That&#8217;s my mommy, always the thinker!</p>
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		<title>By: lauriekendrick</title>
		<link>http://rationreality.com/2007/09/06/tom-corbett-ass-cadet/#comment-3616</link>
		<dc:creator>lauriekendrick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn, I was wondering how I could dislodge one of those old, hard stools...you know the ones that lodge all off "up in there and don't move"

I've been eating Dulcolax and Ex Lax till I'm blue in the face.  Hell, all I needed was a Tom Corbett Donkey Punch to get my anus contracting.  

Almost sounds like a Steppenwolf song!!!

Tom Corbett Anti Constipation Move...good for what ails your ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, I was wondering how I could dislodge one of those old, hard stools&#8230;you know the ones that lodge all off &#8220;up in there and don&#8217;t move&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been eating Dulcolax and Ex Lax till I&#8217;m blue in the face.  Hell, all I needed was a Tom Corbett Donkey Punch to get my anus contracting.  </p>
<p>Almost sounds like a Steppenwolf song!!!</p>
<p>Tom Corbett Anti Constipation Move&#8230;good for what ails your ass.</p>
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		<title>By: Frontier Former Editor</title>
		<link>http://rationreality.com/2007/09/06/tom-corbett-ass-cadet/#comment-3210</link>
		<dc:creator>Frontier Former Editor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 13:18:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"My wrist hurts.
You owe me."

Wasn't that what Monica Lewinsky said to Bill?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;My wrist hurts.<br />
You owe me.&#8221;</p>
<p>Wasn&#8217;t that what Monica Lewinsky said to Bill?</p>
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		<title>By: bagel of everything</title>
		<link>http://rationreality.com/2007/09/06/tom-corbett-ass-cadet/#comment-3199</link>
		<dc:creator>bagel of everything</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom Corbett is here to &lt;strong&gt;ass&lt;/strong&gt;ist you, law abiding civilian, for that is the Ass Cadet way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom Corbett is here to <strong>ass</strong>ist you, law abiding civilian, for that is the Ass Cadet way.</p>
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		<title>By: Frontier Former Editor</title>
		<link>http://rationreality.com/2007/09/06/tom-corbett-ass-cadet/#comment-3198</link>
		<dc:creator>Frontier Former Editor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I've discovered a non-homoerotic use for the donkey punch, like when I want to kick the shit out of my weekend supervisor but don't want my foot to go up her ass in the process. A good, hard anal contraction should do just the trick.

Thank you Tom Corbett!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I&#8217;ve discovered a non-homoerotic use for the donkey punch, like when I want to kick the shit out of my weekend supervisor but don&#8217;t want my foot to go up her ass in the process. A good, hard anal contraction should do just the trick.</p>
<p>Thank you Tom Corbett!</p>
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		<title>By: Tom Corbet: Ass Patch &#171; Ration Reality</title>
		<link>http://rationreality.com/2007/09/06/tom-corbett-ass-cadet/#comment-3161</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom Corbet: Ass Patch &#171; Ration Reality</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] This patch, based on the original, was made for us by our good friend
Frontier Former Editor. He has much awesome [...]</description>
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Frontier Former Editor. He has much awesome [...]</p>
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