perhaps i should wait for laurie kendrick to pay me a visit in a few weeks before doing that. i’ll need a trusty (and blogger) sidekick to catch all of the looks i get and to give a play by play on how each transaction goes down.

although i’m thinking adding a purple pimp hat to the leotard may up the mugging factor.

But, more to the point … I’ll front you tenbux to go toward your mugging cash if you do decide to do the leotard / Harlem expedition!

And how tough must the audition have been for that role?

Are you an out of shape balding creepy american male? yes? hired! part is yours.

I think i’m gonna walk down the street tomorrow wearing a purple leotard while yelling ‘take anything you want, take anything you want’. i wonder how well that would go over in east harlem?