Exercise: It Just Might Save Your Life
Aerobic exercise isn’t just good for your heart anymore. Now apparently in Japan it can also keep you safe from muggers! Beyond that, I have no idea even what the fuck is going on here. Like I’ve said many, many times before: the Japanese are some fucking strange folk.
Too bad exercise can’t teach them to act!
That cop is the worst actor ever.
He makes Johnny Depp look like, well, an actor.
(don’t hurt me)
And those muggers are the least scary muggers I’ve ever seen.
The one guy (in the baby bonnet?!) looks like George Costanza
What a fucking nightmare. Someone should do a mash up of this and the Fuck on Cocaine Girls.
1. Worst. Cheerleaders. Ever.
2. This is anti-gaijin propoganda. Poor Japanese girl mugged by two round-eyes. C’mon!
3. I think I’ve seen that cop in a movie. And by movie I mean porn-flick. And by porn flick I mean, er, well, a porn flick.
I heard Friday is a good day to hate on crackers.
Saya-fucking-nara, Eastern sanity!
I raughed out roud at this one.
Compretery hirarious.
Rove,
Raulie Kendlick
WTF?!!! Unbelievable.. and you don’t you love the first camera zoom in on the dancing girls shoulder..??!! What was the camera man thinking and then the girls started singing..
“I was lobbed by two men…….”
It’s like someone decided to jazz up a public service announcement about evil American muggers with some clips from a cheesy ’80s exercise video.
I so want to get this subtitled. I really want to know what the rest of the stuff is they’re saying. It’s got to be utterly hilarious.
Was that a gaijin cop? I’ll tell you what she’s saying, Jesse, what she’s saying is: “Please, give me your big white cock and rescue me from staid Japanese penis and I’ll stop crying wolf!”
I love this video. Seriously, I love it. The Japanese are my favorite people on earth. How bizarre are they?!
WFT? So many things…That clip was like gold!
All the way to the lounge music in the robbery interludes! Classic. And does EVERYTHING in Japan have to look like a video game?
Arm Jerker - everything has to look like a video game for them, except for their actual video games. The ones for the home market, I mean, not the ones for export. The ones for their home market, those look more like rape fantasies than video games.
I may be late on this…but…
that was the worst thing i have ever seen! Almost as wrong as the cattapillar raping penis fungus…eww
P.S.lauriekendrick=Hillarious!
Love you boys…
A.
now i just hafta ask…why was everyone japanese except for the dancers and the girl getting mugged? and was she supposed to be cold because of the white “snowy” background?
And how tough must the audition have been for that role?
Are you an out of shape balding creepy american male? yes? hired! part is yours.
I think i’m gonna walk down the street tomorrow wearing a purple leotard while yelling ‘take anything you want, take anything you want’. i wonder how well that would go over in east harlem?
The chick getting mugged … she was Japanese … why would you think she wasn’t?
But, more to the point … I’ll front you tenbux to go toward your mugging cash if you do decide to do the leotard / Harlem expedition!
hmm…don’t have paypal, but i’ll accept a check, c.o.d or money order.
perhaps i should wait for laurie kendrick to pay me a visit in a few weeks before doing that. i’ll need a trusty (and blogger) sidekick to catch all of the looks i get and to give a play by play on how each transaction goes down.
although i’m thinking adding a purple pimp hat to the leotard may up the mugging factor.
Pix pls.
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