That’s just wong!
Minorities + The GIMP = Fun for the whole family
Lately, it seems I’ve been picking on the proud African race.
(Ex: 1, 2, 3)
To make it up to ya’ll, I’ve made this.
Should balance the scales, doncha think?
Photocredit/Future Plaintiff: Rosheila
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Castrating Harpy or Tard-Fisted Baconbitch?
i almost blurted out will you marry me when i saw this, but then I remembered you were the same psychotic wretch that attached cats to my blog
this is 2 funny
criminyjicket
5 Sep 07 at 7:07 pm
You’re madly in love with me. Admit it.
bagel of everything
5 Sep 07 at 7:24 pm
1. This is reason Number One why I will NEVER post my face online.
2. Can The GIMP slim me down to a size four b/c if it can, I’ll disregard Number One?
stepher
5 Sep 07 at 7:41 pm
Stepher - I don’t know about GIMP, but I can do wonders with Photoshop.
Email me a pic if you’d like.
mike (at) rationreality (dot) com
jessecuster
5 Sep 07 at 7:42 pm
lets see, if you
killed my dog
attached thumbscrews to my penis
melted my retina’s with flaming pixie sticks
rammed a baseball bat wrapped in barbed- wire up my ass
beat me head to toe with a sand-filled length of garden hose
and threatened to eat my children
I might be convinced to say some stupid shit like that
nah…I wouldn’t
*s*
criminyjicket
5 Sep 07 at 7:42 pm
Ah yes…sweet comedy.
I come to rationreality.com to remind myself of those days when I was dropping a lot of fucking acid.
I see colors, man. Asshole brown…areola pink….dick vein green.
Butcha know Bagel, I think a lot of you and your wit. If I had a daughter, I’d want her to be just like Soylent Ape.
Rectally,
Laurie
lauriekendrick
5 Sep 07 at 10:27 pm
Stepher: The GIMP prolly can, if you have a competent user. I am not one.
Jesse: Don’t use photochop to take her face away like you did that one lady. It was nightmarish!
Cj: How does one quantify protesting too much? Cuz I think thou doth.
Laurie: Did you just call me a dyke? You remind me of my real mommy. Hug me!
bagel of everything
6 Sep 07 at 1:26 am
what’s a doth, and who told you you could think? I hate it when you do that. you could be hurt.
criminyjicket
6 Sep 07 at 5:34 am
A doth is kinda like a spooge-monkey, CJ.
Yes, thinking does hurt. IN MY BRAINS!!!
<! inappropriate evil laugh>
Muwahahahaha
bagel of everything
6 Sep 07 at 5:39 am
No Bagel, I know you’re happily heterosexual.
The pedantic nature of my earlier ramblings were quite random I know…that’s because I was all hopped up on goof balls.
LK
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Laurie: hetero, bi…whatever, so long as I’m getting some.
I’ve been informed, via email, that our friend Wong is in fact more of a Juan.
I suspected such when I chose that photo.
That’s what gives it the extra helping of the funny, imo.
Stupid emailers…Can’t you comment, like normal people?
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