Alisha the hero
7 year old Alisha Williamson is a good girl.
She likes to goto work at the Sav-Mor with her mommy.
She also likes to kick fucking ass.
A regular customer at the Reidsville, N.C., convenience sto’ came in with his face partly covered. Also, he had a gun. Alisha thought he was just being silly, yo, until he started making demands of her mommy.
The man was all like “Gimme some Newports, ho!” and Alisha was all like “GTFO, asshat!”
Alisha scared him off, and while mommy called the po-po, Alisha chased his thievin ass out the sto’.
“I was pushing on him and telling him to ‘back away, back away man.’ I didn’t want him to hurt mommy.” (…) “I ran behind him and mommy called the po-po” the pint-sized crime-fighter said. (…)That’s when Alisha got scared, but she took cover under her polka dotted blankie. (…)”He should be locked up by his gills, and towed to the police,” Alisha said. (officer.com)
Hooray for Alisha! I’m glad the bad man didn’t shoot and/or rape her mommy.
16-year-old Roy Junior Herbin, of 161 N.C. 87, Reidsville, is charged with robbery with a dangerous weapon. He is being held in the Rockingham County Jail under $750,000 bail. (Eden Daily News)
More info:
- WSBTV.com <– they got the surveilance tape.
- The Reidsville Review
- Officer.com
This story brought to you by the acronym GTFO.
Now, get the fuck out.
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Newports. Ha!
Soylent Ape
4 Sep 07 at 6:35 am
Mommies have been raped for less.
keywork
4 Sep 07 at 8:36 am
Did ya’ll watch the video from wsbtv?
The lil girl is adorable.
bagel of everything
4 Sep 07 at 9:16 am
That what happens when you mess with momma and hers wasn’t so happy about her going after the little bugger.
Arm Jerker J.
4 Sep 07 at 9:42 am
She wins some free Jenkem.
Kevin
4 Sep 07 at 6:02 pm
if anyone was wondering why i read here…this is it…right here…fukkin po po. *L*
criminyjicket
4 Sep 07 at 7:13 pm
Newport Cigarettes can’t buy this kind of publicity. I wonder if they’re trying to hook her up as a spokesperson.
Soylent Ape
4 Sep 07 at 9:04 pm
I say we hand over Michael Vick to Alisha.
stepher
4 Sep 07 at 10:29 pm
Now THAT’s homeland security in action. She should have been turned loose on Dubya, Brownie, Chertoff et al when Katrina hit.
Frontier Former Editor
5 Sep 07 at 5:39 am
I just read the Eden report - that reporter and editor ought to have their collective ass kicked for not turning that into the piece it should have been.
Frontier Former Editor
5 Sep 07 at 5:42 am
@ Stepher: If there was any justice…
@ Frontier: A lot of these small-town rags have trouble getting their spelling right, let alone work some original angles into their reporting. Sad, but true.
Soylent Ape
5 Sep 07 at 6:08 am
@CJ: She actually said “mommy called the po-po” I love this child. She’s adorable!
@Stephr: Thats just fucking brilliant!
@FFE: What should it have been? I’d like to hear a newspaper man’s take on it.
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5 Sep 07 at 11:03 am
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5 Sep 07 at 6:10 pm
Back from work, oh joy . . . .
Any reporter with a lick of sense would have taken that part of the police report about the little girl, called his editor, got a photographer, started asking questions and building the story around that.
If a reporter came in and turned in a report or brief like that, any self-respecting desk or city editor would have grabbed that reporter, guided him or her back out the door and told him or her not to come back without a piece of literature.
Any self-respecting editor who came in the next morning and found that that piece had run like that would grab the desk editor and the reporter and start scraming and yelling and asking just what brand of pudding they had for brains.
Trust me, I’ve turned briefs around into stories on less, and I’ve sent many a reporter right back to the police department or sheriff’s office to come up with a story instead of a rewritten police report.
Man, I must have been an ass . . . .
Frontier Former Editor
5 Sep 07 at 9:31 pm
FFE: I gotcha. I had to use 8 or more sources just to find the info that I did get. I was 4 reports deep before I found the name of the store, and I had to get that from a video.
The arrest info was from a nearly unrelated blurb that hardly discussed the story. The real WTF is that THIS WAS NOT ON MY LOCAL NEWS! I live not 50 miles from the town where it happened. I first heard about it from a FOREIGN news site, when I was researching something else.
But then, we’re in the south, and she’s a lil black girl. Had it been a lil white girl, dear God, it’d been bigger than if she’d fallen down a well!
bagel of everything
5 Sep 07 at 9:39 pm
Yep. Doen’t matter to those news outlets that it was a little girl, period.
Frontier Former Editor
5 Sep 07 at 10:10 pm
I wonder how Don Imus would have covered the story…
Soylent Ape
5 Sep 07 at 11:21 pm
one would have to imagine his lead in would’ve been along these lines
“now check out this crimefighting nappyheaded little pre ho.
or some such…I love enlightened liberals
criminyjicket
5 Sep 07 at 11:32 pm
Aw man, even worse! The Eden Daily News is part of the same chain of papers I worked in!
Frontier Former Editor
6 Sep 07 at 5:28 am
DAYYUM. Ass kicking comes in Pint Size.
Stiletto
15 Sep 07 at 10:15 am
I’d love to meet this child.
She should be a bouncer
bagel of everything
18 Sep 07 at 11:17 am
Or a steak.
keywork
18 Sep 07 at 11:28 am
Alisha the hero sammich?
bagel of everything
18 Sep 07 at 11:29 am
Alish-ka-bobs.
keywork
18 Sep 07 at 11:30 am
Sick bastards.
Man that’s a whole lot of protein to consider.
Stiletto
18 Sep 07 at 6:03 pm
Indeed it is.
keywork
19 Sep 07 at 8:12 am
Will you pass out and have to have your belly pumped? What would they find?
Stiletto
19 Sep 07 at 3:08 pm
Mostly car keys, stray insects and Hello Kitty charms.
keywork
19 Sep 07 at 3:24 pm
I knew it! I always knew KW was a raccoon!
bagel of everything
19 Sep 07 at 3:27 pm
You’re getting warmer…
keywork
19 Sep 07 at 3:31 pm
A retarded raccoon?
bagel of everything
19 Sep 07 at 3:32 pm
I prefer the term ‘maladjusted’. When I’m a raccoon, that is.
keywork
19 Sep 07 at 3:38 pm
A werecoon?
bagel of everything
19 Sep 07 at 3:40 pm
A very much awarecoon.
keywork
19 Sep 07 at 3:42 pm
That didn’t translate properly. I’m not really sure if proper nomenclature has been established for my genetic misfortune.
keywork
19 Sep 07 at 3:44 pm
More like a cancoon - you know, where OJ is going soon.
Stiletto
19 Sep 07 at 7:44 pm
Ohhh Stil, that’s as low as it is awesome1
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