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Advice from Discouragement Kitten

Question:
I recently fell for another man in a position of authority who led me on just a bit. It was at the height of my crush when I was shot down and left to rot in the streets of. Discouragement kitten, why am I so stupid?

Answer:
Dear Stupid ButtFuck:

Unfortunately not as much research has been invested in the root causes of stupidity - as compared to let’s say homosexuality. Apparently the majority of our population is more perplexed and concerned by gay than stupidity - I suppose this is just another testament to the pervasive, insidious - dare I say dangerous levels of non clinical retardation in our society. Back to the question at hand why are you stupid? Only you can answer that - maybe your parents infected you and your stupidity germinated in your dumb mother’s womb? Poor genes spread stupidity farther and wider than any virus could. Perhaps despite every effort put forth by your guardians you fought to be stupid to “fit in” - this is common too. It’s a fact that people like to identify with a group. What group is more accessible and attainable - the wealth of idiots in this world is almost limitless. Then there’s always the more dangerous brand of dumbassitude inspired by fear and ignorance. Are you scared and completely lacking in any knowledge base whatsoever? Perhaps you’re a dumb ass pig pussy eating idiot from a bump on the noggin? Have you ever been able claim some scrap of intelligence? I guess that’s not a reliable indicator though - assessing whether or not you are or were ever intelligent is highly subjective. Do you have any friends that are smart that could perform this type of analysis for you? I guess as with all things though your stupidity is probably an unfortunate confluence of many external and internal factors. Maybe now that you’ve recognized the issue you can take steps to alleviate it (this would be an action that could be deemed smart). The first step is always the hardest.

Love and Kisses,
Discouragement Kitten

Damn, I love DK!

See also: Jesus Gave My Pee Pee a Mouth Hug

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