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2007 Hipster Olympics

Posted in contests, hipster, humor, olympics, sports, video, wtf, youtube by The Bagel of Everything on August 26th, 2007

An epic battle of apathetic grandeur.

STARRING
Announcer Greg Berman - Taige Jensen (voice)
Announcer Neil Tafoya - Ryan Hunter (voice)
Reporter Conica Friesbee - Jenn Lyon
#1, Sasha Pinrod III - Taige Jensen
#2, Larken Trebek - Maggie Ross
#3, Nolan Shelby - Ryan Hunter
#4, Zac Zuro - Ryan Hall
#5, Gideon Zidoushe - Dave Powell
Referee Wally Masters - Will Connell
Square Sean Ericsson - Eric Sherertz

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This short film is, however, a shameless tribute to Monty Python’s “The Upperclass Twit of the Year.” All that being said: Let the lawsuits commence!

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13 Responses to '2007 Hipster Olympics'

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  1. Soylent Ape said, on August 27th, 2007 at 6:28 am

    I used to live with people like that…

  2. keywork said, on August 27th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    This is exactly why we need to have some form of screening for those about to procreate.

  3. bagel of everything said, on August 27th, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    We do kinda.
    Only those too retarded to work a condom procreate.
    It should totally work the other way.

  4. keywork said, on August 27th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    i don’t know, there is something about having to tear open the wrapper. so, instead of just idiots, we have lazy idiots making little lazy idiots.

  5. criminyjicket said, on August 27th, 2007 at 8:57 pm

    they should all run for office…a place to fit in

    i got my stickers so i won’t bitch about the 7 minutes you just wasted

    trust is becoming an issue, and looking like darla doesn’t make up for it

  6. bagel of everything said, on August 27th, 2007 at 9:08 pm

    Yeah, yeah yeah…
    I’ll admit we’ve kinda gone down hill since Jesse’s been dying and Soy’s been busy with work.
    It’s hard to do a 3 editor job all by my widdle self!
    *sniff*
    Thank Goodness for Discouragement Kitten, Zach Action, Deviant, and all our other lovely contributors, cuz I’m all out of interesting bullshit to smear.

  7. criminyjicket said, on August 27th, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    tosses tranquilizers…relax

    you’re acting this way because its a full moon.

    you are doing fine, and your contributors fit the place to a T.

    whineass

  8. bagel of everything said, on August 27th, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    *pout*
    nope, you done went and hurt my feelins!
    Not even long cat can cheer me up now!

    Oh, well, maybe. It is an awesomely long cat.

  9. criminyjicket said, on August 28th, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    lolololololol

    you suck

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  11. bagel of everything said, on August 31st, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Mom, CJ are make fun of me again!

  12. criminyjicket said, on August 31st, 2007 at 11:45 pm

    transcendant was the key word

    cling to that…the rest was all window dressing…it is a great post

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