I have a new lamp
I awoke this morning to find a lamp sitting in my livingroom next to my front door.
It’s kind of a nice lamp, I guess: a white paper lantern on a tall black pole.
Where did it come from? I’ve never seen this lamp in my life. Did I steal it in my sleep? Did I buy it? I’ve not bought a new lamp in like… hell, I’ve never bought a new lamp!
Anyone missing a lamp?
Oh, and kids… The comic is late. Jesse, the artist, has been ill. Goto his page and taunt him. He won’t be able to defend himself for days!
i awoke this morning to find i was missing a lamp. it was a cheap piece of shit, paper lantern on a rickety post…i think a couple of the wires were bare
what kind of an asshole would steal a lamp?
criminyjicket
25 Aug 07 at 12:58 pm
CJ: That’s weird. Hey, wanna buy a lamp?
bagel of everything
25 Aug 07 at 1:05 pm
naw, i borrowed some candles from sexually deviant neighbors…they smell funny, but they light up the room.
criminyjicket
25 Aug 07 at 2:51 pm
Maybe the lamp is Jesse’s?
Soylent Ape
25 Aug 07 at 4:40 pm
Why would Jesse come over and leave a lamp?
But then, my dog is looking kinda pregnant, so maybe he was here.
bagel of everything
25 Aug 07 at 4:52 pm
jesse is too sick to carry a lamp…are you sure it isn’t a lighter?
criminyjicket
25 Aug 07 at 6:53 pm
Aliens. The aliens left it. You know, a kind of post-probing present.
Either that or you’ve got a crappy neighborhood Robin Hood: steal from Goodwill, give to random people who may or may not need lamps.
Cody
25 Aug 07 at 11:31 pm
CJ: Are you trying to say Jesse is carrying a torch for me? Yeah, um, no.
Cody: Ya know, maybe it isn’t a lamp. Maybe it’s a giant alien swab. Kinda looks like one.
bagel of everything
26 Aug 07 at 1:50 pm
i thought it was more along the lines of “I’d like to joan of arc her”
can’t remember the exact words
criminyjicket
26 Aug 07 at 4:40 pm
CJ: That’s what I meant too. Jesse’s kinky like that.
bagel of everything
14 Sep 07 at 12:54 pm
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