The tiniest Santa
The Peepee Teepee for the Sprinkling Weewee:
Santa Hat in Laundry Bag
It’s a Santa hat for your infant’s penis. Honest.
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Product Features
- Changing a baby girl is not all glitz and glory. Changing a baby boy is an even bigger horror storyuntil now!
- Simply place the soft cloth cone over his wee-wee during diaper changes to avert a sprinkling.
- Five 100% cotton red pee-pee teepees in a cute santa hat shape and they come bundled in a miniature cotton laundry bag.
- Fully machine washable and re-usable.
- The ultimate diapering accessories for boys; the perfect addition to any baby shower gift!
I’m not sure how I feel about this.
See also: Welcome to Hymen Drive
this is so confusing. does it come with a trust fund to pay for the therapist your son will most surely require before his 5th birthday? i wasn’t a big christmas fan before this but i think i can rule out playing santa ever again. disturbing.
keywork
24 Aug 07 at 10:13 am
If a lady is preggers with her 50th child, does she have a golden baby shower?
(it’s a thinker. you’ll lol later)
bagel of everything
24 Aug 07 at 10:48 am
what about a golden bridal shower?
keywork
24 Aug 07 at 11:28 am
I was at a golden bachelor party once, but only cuz everyone was too drunk to get out of the hottub.
Good times.
bagel of everything
24 Aug 07 at 11:31 am
My wife attended one also, but only because I was too drunk to get out of bed.
keywork
24 Aug 07 at 11:46 am
KW: You’re funny. Would you like a sticker?
bagel of everything
24 Aug 07 at 11:49 am
the keywork likes stickers. and leaving comments. yes, bagel, thank you, you’re one hip hip lady. the pee pee tee pee should come in a deluxe ‘dunce’ model. now that would sell.
keywork
24 Aug 07 at 11:57 am
I love how they call it a wee-wee.
And is it meant to cover just the tip or the whole deal? ‘Cuz, you know…not all babies are the same.
Cody
9 Oct 07 at 7:42 pm
“not all babies are the same.”
Yes, Cody. They are. Just as all people are the same.
If you disagree, you are an imperfection and will be persecuted.
bagel of everything
9 Oct 07 at 7:58 pm
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I really do need to come here more often. I had a crappy day and sure needed these laughs that I found here.
Those pee pee-tee pees look like red Hershey’s kisses.
trailerparkbarbie
24 Jan 08 at 9:58 pm
Barbie: We currently have 320 posts. You need to quit your job and read RR forever.
The Bagel of Everything
25 Jan 08 at 10:47 am