A Gokkun Proposal
This post was written to focus the power of horny American wankers on a specific humanitarian need: the eradication of world hunger. To date, more than 12 visitors have given in excess of than 300 cups of seminal fluid.
The seminal fluid donated by wanks at Ration Reality is distributed to those in need by The Boxing Bishops and Chicken Chokers’ Network. 100% of spume collected goes to hungry women and children across the globe.
All of us here at RR are also deeply moved by the humanitarian efforts by the Japanese adult film industry.
Hunger: Do you know the facts?
- It is estimated that one billion people in the world suffer from hunger and malnutrition. That’s roughly the bodyweight of a small American mid-western town.
- About 24,000 gallons of semen are wasted every day by pubescent boys, nerds, and dirty old men. This is up from 12,000 gallons twenty years ago. Three fourths of prime first world semen never finds its way into the digestive tract.
- Semen is a natural source of proteins, vitamins, minerals and human specific components. Health building elements include Selenium, Glycoproteins, Testosterone, Blood-Group Antigens, Spermidine (a catalytic enzyme), Fructose, Zinc, Vitamins B12 and C. *
- Semen contains approx 2 calories per half-ounce. A gallon of semen contains over 500 calories.
- A typical Gokkun hunger intervention involves 1.5 gallons of semen. **
- 1/5 of the worlds population are scraping by on fewer than 600 calories per day **
- Overpopulation and lack of effective contraception cause about 100% of hunger deaths, although these tend to be the ones in smelly dirty countries.
- The consumption of semen is non-reproductive.
Click here to learn more about hunger.
How you can help in a mere 15 minutes, 3 times every day:
RationReality provides a feel-good way to help prevent hunger deaths everyday - through quick and easy online activities.
Oh, and you should probably visit The Hunger Site, since we stole their idea.
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**Random number generator
LOL…thanks, I think ;)
Deliciously Naughty
21 Aug 07 at 5:46 pm
There are other more reasonable ways of combating world hunger…
And this ‘aint one of them…
Jim
21 Aug 07 at 7:01 pm
Absotively, DN!
Jim: That’s horrid, and you are a bad person.
bagel of everything
21 Aug 07 at 9:46 pm
You know, we all know I’m a whore, could you at least advertise I’m a babe? Thanks.
Stiletto
22 Aug 07 at 4:17 pm
Like, as in cam babe as opposed to cam WHORE? I mean shit I ain’t getting paid to post my pretty pics!
Stiletto
22 Aug 07 at 4:17 pm
ack!
Stiletto: I saw your reply to my email before I saw your comments. I took the link down, but I can put it back with nicer words if you’d like.
bagel of everything
22 Aug 07 at 4:20 pm
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Urine my Way « Ration Reality
6 Sep 07 at 5:17 am
Yes, my feelings are hurt {{{Sniff}}} But you can put it back up with nicer words…
BTW, my eyes feel better now.
Stiletto
6 Sep 07 at 10:20 am
Stil: The day after you set your kitchen on fire, I was broiling steaks in the oven and my house got horribly smokey. There wasn’t a fire tho.
I was afraid the neighbors would call 911.
bagel of everything
13 Sep 07 at 9:03 am
OH, if I thought the cops were coming over to my house because of a fire, then I’d have to consider really torching the place. No telling what they’d find here.
Stiletto
17 Sep 07 at 4:13 pm
My worry exactly, Stil.
bagel of everything
17 Sep 07 at 4:50 pm
Damn, Bagel, thanks for reminding me…I had a dream last night with the word Bagel in it…
I dreamt I was screwing my father and we walked into some organic store and there was a big sign with the word BAGEL on it…what does it mean?
Stiletto
17 Sep 07 at 7:33 pm
I think it means the sandman totally goatse’d you, stil.
bagel of everything
17 Sep 07 at 8:37 pm
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Shirley Temple is Creepy « Ration Reality
20 Nov 07 at 7:00 am
Well do you really think the hungry women and kids in afrika would swallow our semen just so they would not starve?
How do you pland to ship our cum to them?
Please respond in an e-mail!
*Gokkun fan*
Malkurrag
26 Feb 08 at 2:52 pm
They eat bugs, Malkurrag. I’d swallow a gallon of semen before I’d eat a bug. Hell, I’ve done it for fun.
What with all the ‘alternative fuels’ being so popular, and oil being so expensive, I’d imagine we’ve got an old oil tanker or 2 sitting around. Bonus: If it wrecks or leaks, the semen won’t kill all the fishes and birdies!
Exxon Spoogedize!
The Bagel of Everything
26 Feb 08 at 11:03 pm
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12 Mar 08 at 5:37 pm
::blows a kiss::
Thanks for the link and the compliment. Sorry to be a bit late on commenting–I just saw your post in my referring links :)
Deliciously Naughty
5 Jul 08 at 10:50 am