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Free stickers, free society

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Update: The 100 requests have been received, and stickers will be mailed soon. We do still have some set aside for long-time friends of RR (our blogroll, those who participate in our comments, ect). I’ll ship outside the US for those. 

our first logo sticker

 We’ve got free stickers!

If you want one, shoot me an email with your mailing address. I’ll ship ‘em out to the first 100 requests.

We might start up a mailing list one day. If you want on it, say so and I’ll save your information. Also, lemme know if I can crash on your couch when I’m in town.

Don’t forget to show us some love at our cafepress store.

Note: Requests accepted only through this contact form. USA only plz – we are too poor for foreign postage. If you don’t receive a reply within 24 hours, something has been lost in the aether. Write back plz. I shall update this post when all stickers are gone.

Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 16, 2007 at 7:57 am

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  1. this is a trick right? a way to get addresses without buying dinners?

    criminyjicket

    August 16, 2007 at 4:29 pm

  2. Now, I don’t know if it’s true, but I’ve heard that these stickers help people get laid, lose weight and become more successful at work. Obviously, I don’t hame mine yet.

    Soylent Ape

    August 16, 2007 at 4:31 pm

  3. Criminy: Just lookin for a warm place to sleep!

    So do you want one of these stupid things or not?

    bagel of everything

    August 17, 2007 at 8:11 am

  4. don’t know why the hell you’d want to stay out here in BFE, but whatever.

    seohack

    August 17, 2007 at 3:52 pm

  5. of course i do. i want all 100. I’m going to spam the church down the road

    criminyjicket

    August 17, 2007 at 4:12 pm

  6. My biggest respect to free stickers. And I’m now serious.

    I inject justice.

    Entomo The Insect-Man

    August 31, 2007 at 2:42 pm

  7. I have stickers!! thats all…i have stickers!!

    Stona Lisa

    September 2, 2007 at 1:19 pm

  8. SL: What will you do with your stickies?

    bagel of everything

    September 2, 2007 at 5:26 pm

  9. Wooohooo! Gotz my stickers in the mail yesterday! The envelope looked like it went to hell in back because I moved! But there they were. Bright and shiny!

    Arm Jerker J.

    December 5, 2007 at 4:39 pm

  10. Are they like the stickers they put on all our produce ? They have tracking and spy mechanisms built into each one you know. They can tell you the name of the alien that picked it. They’re even starting to tatto them instead of using stickers. A laser embded code, I shit you not !

    http://micky2.wordpress.com/2007/09/29/tattoed-fruits/

    micky2

    December 5, 2007 at 11:29 pm

  11. Steeekers ? We dont need no steenking steeekrs

    micky2

    December 5, 2007 at 11:30 pm

  12. Micky: I saw the laser thingie on a tv show, I think it was on “How It’s Made”
    I loved it! So long as they arn’t genetically engineering them to grow their own labels, I’m good.

    I hate those stickers. I especially hate when the sticker falls off and the retarded cashier just stares at the item, clueless as to what it is.

    Dear cashiers of the world: It’s a fucking nectarine. Yes, I know it looks like a peach. It’s a type of peach. It’s called a nectarine. Maybe if you’re momma had forced some produce down your gaping maw, the nutrition would’a staved off your obvious retardation, and you’d know all about nectarines. Die!

    (I’m still in a bad mood. Does it show?)

    bagel of everything

    December 6, 2007 at 12:38 am


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