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A glistening, verboten dream

Posted in contributors, dvnt, idiots, nambla, nsfw, pedophilia, perverts, wtf by rationrealitycontributor on August 16th, 2007

Another exclusive from Deviant!

 

According to Mollygood, Cindy Crawford’s son was born of the “collective thought-power of every pedophile with a glistening, verboten dream.

If what they say is true, then this would make little Presley a sort of Jesus for Nambla, seeing as how–again according to Mollygood– “Unlike his sister, Kaia, who was born of Cindy’s gilded womb,” Presley was the product of a virgin pedophile birth.

Practically speaking, Presley’s birth is the pedophile equivalent of Anakin Skywalker’s birth, who was born via the sheer will of the Jedi Midi-chlorian glistening verboten dream, with one major caveat, which is that the Jedi’s presumably don’t wish to all simultaneously rape young Anakin.

Someone really should be arrested for all this, but I don’t know who and on what charges.

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  2. bagel of everything said, on September 14th, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    Only you, Kevin, could tie together Cindy Crawford, Star Wars, and Jesus in so few words.

    You’re like Swift, but without all that annoying morality.

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