Welcome to Hymen Drive
I was browsing around Amazon.com, because I’m a horribly boring and covetous person. I found this lovely gift item. Happy Birthday, mom!
I’m aware Hymen is a not-too-uncommon surname, but they totally knew what they were doing.
Product Description from Amazon.com:
HYMEN Street Sign ~ Personalized Family Lastname Sign ~ Gameroom, Basement, Garage Sign Novelty** ALUMINUM METAL
A BRAND NEW SIGN!! Made of aluminum and high quality vinyl lettering and graphics this sign is 4 X 18 inches. Made to last for years outdoors the sign is nice enough to display indoors. Comes with two holes pre-punched for easy installation, corners are rounded. Great gift idea! We offer these street signs in 3 different sizes on Amazon.com. WE HAVE WELL OVER A 100,000 SIGNS HERE ON AMAZON, PLEASE CHECK THEM ALL!!! The world’s largest Novelty Sign Seller! All of our signs ship insured for your peace of mind!!
See also: I dream of eBay with real human hair
funny. haha! that family must have a heckuva sense of humor. :)
Bet the pavement’s broken at the entrance too
Valk: The thing is, this isn’t a sample sign and you can get your own name put on it. This is a premade product. I guess they custom make them as well, tho.
FFE: door’s prolly unlocked too :)
and the backdoor is always locked.
Do you gotta wear a latex containment suit before entering?
[...] Welcome to Hymen Drive [...]
I used to have friend called ” Glenn Hiymen ” I nicknamed him Buster.