Ration Reality

I stole this from Deviant.

10 Minute Film
or
What’s On My To-Do List

I’m supposed to be thinking of several short film ideas to be made into a script, but years and years of alcohol abuse have left my brain pretty fried.

Its difficult to think within a 10-minute film narrative and not come off as a complete asshole. I think the problem with most short films is that they FEEL like short films and not like a simple 10 minute glimpse into an interesting world or life.

You see? I’m already starting to sound like a C.H.U.D.

Some ideas have sprouted, allow me to share.

1) Prince and the Pauper styled movie but with a gay husband trading places with a gay porn star. I just want to write a scene where a porn star finishes cleaning off a dirty glass by licking it seductively and moaning. Or a scene where a porn star brushes his teeth in the morning and REALLY gets into the foam and brush.

2) Something to do with Nazi child molestation.

3) God tells a man that his flock was right and that homosexuality is wrong and that he hast to go to earth and tell everyone…COMEDY ENSUES.

4) A family moves out into a house in the country. They start to think its haunted when the noises they hear are really a couple fucking around in the attic.

5) AIDS

This is the level of brilliance I can produce on a Tuesday, which is unfortunately not enough. Someone I talked to yesterday sent me his 10 minute idea which involved some woman’s son dating a black boy, then dying….

I think I win. Got any ideas?

–Deviant

Did ya’ll know if you go to his blog and search for “fuck“, it will return nearly every post he’s written?                  

-bagel

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