The YouTube Diet Plan
Since I started this website, I’ve been spending my evenings writing, surfing, and mostly editing and laying out other’s articles. I’m getting fat. It’s just so damned easy to order a pizza or mindlessly suck down a whole bag of Salt n Vinegar chips. I need to get myself in shape. Never one for the traditional, I have a plan worthy of RR. When the craving hits, I’ll watch some lovely youtube videos. Check it:
Craving vs. Cure:
Papa Johns now has calzones…mmm…calzones.
I have a whole cannister of Strawberry Quick.
Wise Honey BBQ Chips are sweet and zesty.
2 for 2 Bacon Egg Cheese Bagels at McDonalds
I make the best Red Velvet Milkshakes ever!
Sonic now has RootBeer Floats!
-bagel
Our youtube finds are filed here.
A coke with ice cream in it is called a “Spider”? what the heck country is that guy from????
Superhero
13 Aug 07 at 7:56 am
My friend Brian got bit by a brown recluse on the leg here in FL, he was on anti-biotics & when his popped open in the shower the stuff inside was black & had a little fang in it! :o
Superhero
13 Aug 07 at 8:04 am
SH: I was wondering about the spider drink thing too. I mean, not enough to look it up, but still…
I’ve heard many a horrid spider bite story.
Have you heard the urban legand about the woman who masturbated with a lobster tail?
bagel of everything
13 Aug 07 at 8:38 am
you should try alli and let me know how it works out
criminyjicket
13 Aug 07 at 5:31 pm
Don’t pay any attention to that son-of-a-bitch criminyjicket: he’s got his mind in the gutter more or less constantly.
To answer your question, bagel of everything, no, the antisocialist hasn’t heard about her. But he did recently hear a true story about a woman who went fishing with seven sailors: supposedly, when she came back she had herself a big red snapper.
antisocialist
13 Aug 07 at 5:48 pm
just realized something else how did they get that big wad of packing in the spider bite in the first place???
Also the epicac thing reminded me of the epicac contest in Family Guy :)
Superhero
13 Aug 07 at 7:32 pm
Criminy: Ever heard of Euphoric Chocolate diet pills? I don’t like the taste of chocolate, but I love me some euphoria. I might try them.
Antisocialist: The lobster thing is a most excellent story. Bagel will do some research on it and make a post in a few days, for those who haven’t heard the tale.
SH: There was an epicac contest in family guy?! holy shit! I must must must see that episode!
bagel of everything
13 Aug 07 at 8:47 pm
no I hadn’t, but it doesn’t sound near as fun as this.
http://criminyjicket.wordpress.com/2007/06/30/alli-my-journey-to-thin/
criminyjicket
13 Aug 07 at 8:57 pm
@ Bagel
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AqS8VVD6A6s
Superhero
13 Aug 07 at 9:07 pm
Criminy: So it’s like Xenocal? Makes the fat you eat come back out unemulsified? A friend of mine was on those years ago. We took them before going to the Chinese buffet. It was an uncomfortable trip home.
SH: Who wants chowda?!
bagel of everything
13 Aug 07 at 9:38 pm
Oh I love spidersyummy
smilingchaos
13 Aug 07 at 9:41 pm
Why not just getcha a big ‘ol bag of crank?
I’ve missed you guys. Haven’t
been around in a while. I’m actually gainfully employed again!
Laurie
lauriekendrick
14 Aug 07 at 1:15 am
Woo hoo! Laurie gots a job!
Anything we can stream?
(she’s a radio host, you pervs!)
bagel of everything
14 Aug 07 at 11:19 am
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That was about 17 times longer than it had to be.
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