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How to cook for your fat hairy gay man

Posted in books, books that exist, daddy, food, how to, nutrition, sexuality by The Bagel of Everything on August 11th, 2007

Bear Cookin’: The Original Guide to Bear Comfort Foods

The collaborative effort of P.J. Gray and Stanley Hunter, Bear Cookin’: The Original Guide To Bear Comfort Foods is expertly organized into six major sections: Lip Smackin’ Snackin’; Woofy Breakfast; Hearty Sides; Come-And-Get-It Entrees; Bear Meat; and Beyond The Honeypot. With easy-to-follow recipes ranging from Cheese on Rye Pizzas; Hobo Hash; and Cabin Fever Soup; to Spaghetti Carbonara; Husbear Burgers; and Banana Split Cake, Bear Cookin’ is a wonderful compendium of palate pleasing, appetite satisfying, kitchen cook friendly recipes. (Midwest Book Review)

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  1. Superhero said, on August 11th, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    Damn, that sounds good.

  2. Soylent Ape said, on August 12th, 2007 at 8:13 am

    Yeah.

  3. jessecuster said, on August 13th, 2007 at 9:28 am

    So, Superhero, Ape … are y’all both coming out of the closet as fat, hairy and gay?

    Kevin will be delighted … :D

  4. bagel of everything said, on August 13th, 2007 at 9:39 am

    SH: Anything you need to tell me, friend?
    SA: Yeah…
    JC: Kevin gunna kick your ass!

  5. Kevin said, on August 13th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Fags!!!

  6. bagel of everything said, on August 13th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Boy fight!

    Rip his shirt off!

  7. Soylent Ape said, on August 13th, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    As the great philosopher Aday once mused, “Two out of Three Ain’t Bad”.

  8. bagel of everything said, on August 13th, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    I thought that was Meatloaf?
    Oh, wait…

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