Ode to My Husband’s Missing Foreskin
I like this poem in a way that makes me a very bad person.
Ode to My Husband’s Missing Foreskin
I never knew you. I wish I had.
Someone said you were bad.
Ripped you off before you were complete,
thought that bare glans looked so neat.
Now we deal with wet against dry
and rely on KY.
How much fun it would have been
to slide you back and forth again.
And see the pleasure in his eyes
as his pressure starts to rise.
Circumcision robs more than one
of the perfect design for fun.
He doesn’t miss what he never had,
so why does it make me so sad?
–Anonymous
Found at SexuallyMutilatedChild.org (don’t ask)
You’ve got to read this: Female Genital Mutilation From An African, Muslim And Female Point Of View
-bagel
Damn! Now I have to settle for sexuallymutilatedchild.net.
Soylent Ape
August 2, 2007 at 6:27 pm
The WTFuckery on that site is mind-boggling.
I might want their bumper-sticker though:
CIRCUMCISION IS BABY RAPE
stepher
August 2, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Well, there’s proof right there on that page – photographic evidence, no less – that Jews do suck the blood of baby boys, though. And it’s so convenient, too, because the little boys come with a built-in straw.
Michael Jackson, eat your heart out!
jessecuster
August 2, 2007 at 11:16 pm
If you’ve got a poet’s pen, submit your work for the free 2007 Pro-Intact Human Rights Song/Poetry/YouTube contest and win cash prizes.
Bagel edit:
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I might just start letting some of the spammers through, just to fuck with them :)
Ron Low
August 3, 2007 at 12:15 am
My god. Spam that actually fits with the topic of the place it was posted. What’re they gonna come up with next?
But seriously, in case that wasn’t spam, Jim Morrison will win, living or dead. How can you beat ‘Lament For The Death of My Cock?’
jessecuster
August 3, 2007 at 12:35 am
I was against male circumcision until I started dating guys who weren’t circumcised. They had issues with it. One had serious fucking pain. I’m told it’s rare that the foreskin causes problems, but all 3 guys I’ve been with who still had theirs had discomfort and they didn’t even realise it wasn’t “normal”.
The other link, Female Genital Mutilation From An African, Muslim And Female Point Of View, is serious. You people should read it. Female “circumcision” is a serious fucking crime against women. The writer’s take on it is interesting. She argues that FGM is against Islam.
bagel of everything
August 3, 2007 at 6:48 am
heh.
Read the response to her from Popanovich (or some such similar name.) He blows her the fuck outta the water on that one.
jessecuster
August 3, 2007 at 9:52 am
Here is some what the fuckery for these ass wipes:
http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm
My sacrifice for you as my father just asked me, WHAT THE FUCKERY are you looking at?
Gee, dad, I’m REALLY NOT A PERVERT!
Stiletto
August 3, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Ok, I don’t want to offend anyone who isn’t circumcised (although why not? People publicly give women with breast implants SHIT ALL THE TIME!) but I’ve seen about…let’s just say ten, uncut shlongs and – er, well, maybe two were clean. I think you are doing your child a huge disservice by keeping that thing on…
Stiletto
August 3, 2007 at 2:52 pm
“Damn! Now I have to settle for sexuallymutilatedchild.net.”
No doubt.
Stiletto
August 3, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Yep. No squatters on that domain.
Soylent Ape
September 3, 2007 at 10:08 pm
Anyone know the cheapest source for buying up a bunch of domain names? I don’t need hosting, just registration.
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September 21, 2007 at 9:32 pm
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December 12, 2007 at 6:34 am
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January 10, 2008 at 5:10 am
idont know… you cant really say that dudes whos dicks are uncut are dirty…its called personal hygiene..if your parents didnt teach you then your shit out of luck…date someonelse… as for circumcision ….its just another excuse for being lazy…
jason
December 3, 2009 at 3:08 pm