Ration Reality

If Discouragement Kitten wasn’t a girl, and also a kitten, I’d make sweet sweet snowballs with him/her/it.  If you folks aren’t reading DK’s blog, I don’t think I like you anymore.

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Discouragement Kitten

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Question:
i have a recuring fantasy where I am being raped by jesus while mohammad is holding my legs apart. Vishnu and Buddha are taking pictures for their sick site dirtybitch.com. I feel useless and spent after it is over but at the same time scarily aroused by the fact all these gods (or their prophets) want my man bits.

am i gay/wrong for this?

Answer:
Dear Wrong Gayman:

I don’t know if you’re gay, but you’re definitely wrong – and not for the reasons you think. Really, this fantasy is all screwed up and lacks basic elements of creativity, surprise and logic. You have the characters in roles they don’t belong in – everything – from the top down is just a gayfuckingmess.

First of all, lets discuss the positions you’ve slotted your prophets into.

Jesus – Rapist
Mohammed – Accomplice to rape – forcefully holding your legs apart
Vishnu/Buddha – Pornographic photographers

Jesus was a turn the other ass cheek kinda guy. Mohammed is more action oriented – you could swing it around having Jesus hold your legs (this is a more passive aggressive action – I think much more inline with the psychology of Jesus. I mean really – the turn the other cheek mentality really is just a mechanism for making the person that’s committed an injustice towards you feel bad.) Mohammed would probably be more inclined towards penetration in this fantasy – he could impregnate you with Islam if you will. Jesus didn’t create and spread Christianity – that came after. The spread (sometimes quite violent) of Christianity didn’t start until some 70 or so years after Jesus’ death (and this was only the start). Mohammed was actively involved in the development and spread of Islam. For this reason I think Mohammed should be fucking your ass – not Jesus. He could sire your ass baby.

Vishnu and Buddha – you’ve totally wasted their obvious talents simply putting them behind the camera. You could use Vishnu’s many arms in so many creative ways – and Buddha’s beastly grimace – just totally thrown out in your fantasy. Let me rewrite this for you – if it works please feel free to use it during your private time.

You are splayed on the floor – Vishnu with one set of arms is holding down your arms. Jesus immobilizes your legs (while rendering your lower body motionless he gently mouth rapes your toes one by one. It’s almost torturous – but that’s how Jesus likes it.) Buddha is doin’ the good old ass rodeo on your cock (he’s completely dressed in leathers with a holes big enough in the front and back to allow all access necessary – his distorted smirking grimace hidden beneath a zipper mask.. You know it’s there.) While Buddha’s busy on top Mohamed is working furiously down below alternately tickling your anus gorged with anticipation with his ample beard then ramming his chosen fist in your ass – over and over. Vishnu’s still working above you – reaching out with another set of hands to tweak Buddha’s nipples and rub his shaft. Vishnu is hotter for Buddha than he is for you – but you don’t care – watching the action between them is just making your cock harder in Buddha’s rear fuck hole. Unexpectedly Vishnu unzips Buddha’s mask revealing the twisted sneer – somehow this completely sends you over the edge – you explode sizzling man juice into Buddha’s ass with such force it sprays out the side dripping between your thighs into Mohammed’s mouth. Buddha loses his load all over your face. You all collapse – temporarily finished while Jesus and Mohammed – not yet fully satisfied sneak off into a corner to complete the job. You know there will be more action later….

I think this would be a better use of these characters in your fantasy wrong man. Call me crazy, but I just feel like you really under utilized their potential and cut yourself short.

Love and Kisses,
Discouragement Kitten

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• Summertime Snowball Love 
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• Incomprehensible Cum-Guzzling Hottard

 
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