Charity Orgy at the Aids Factory: Film at 10
Big Gay Pride Orgy, tonight 10pm.
Admission is $20, but if you’re hott I imagine you can get your STDs for free. All profits go to charity, naturally.
Check out this email I got from an equally disgusted anonymous source, who also informs me that the building is known to locals as “The Aids Factory”, inspired by its lovely graffiti.
<copypasta>
Subject: Hot Brooklyn Party Friday July 27
If you want to be removed from this invite- do so yourself via link on bottom.
102 guys at the Pride Party, not bad at all Id say. See you guys this Friday.
Remember no pics taken or given out.
HOT BROOKLYN PARTY
Party Safe Party! Friday July 27
10PM- 4 AM
18-35yo ONLY
Over 60 cute boys
*All lean in shape guys! No fats, chubs, dads, or bears! 30 looking and under*
$20 Donation for New Members
$15 Donation for Members and Students
College Boys : $10 Donation Before 11:00pm
Unlimited Cosmos 11PM-3AM
(OR WHILE SUPPLIES LAST)
DOOR POLICY APPLIES/ ENTRY REQUIREMENTS WILL BE ENFORCED
PARTY HELD IN PRIVATE RESIDENCE
PLEASE RESPECT OUR NEIGHBORS WHEN YOU ENTER AND LEAVE
IT IS IMPORTANT TO ENTER AND LEAVE QUIETLY- DO NOT TALK OR HANG OUT IN HALLWAY!!!!
ADDY:
339 2nd ST APT 1R at 5th Ave.
press buzzer and walk to door on the right at end of hall.
DIRECTIONS:
express train Q to DEKALB AVE and get R two stops to Union St or
express train N/D to PACIFFIC ST and get R one stop to Union St or
local F train to 9th St/4th Ave (not Smith/9th)
15 minutes from UNION SQR, 14th street
30 minutes from TIMES SQR, 42nd street
R,M to UNION STREET BROOKLYN
Exit 4th Ave and walk up hill (union st) to 5th Ave
Turn right
At 2nd St, turn right
Apt is on the right
R,M,F to 9th ST/ 4th AVE
Exit 4th Ave and walk up hill (9th street) to 5th Ave
Turn left
At 2nd St, turn left
Apt is on the right
Rain or shine we will host this party. You can take yourself off the email
list from the invite site. Donations will be given to local not-for -profit
educational theatre.
</copypasta>
“Remember no pics taken or given out.” – Although I’m sure photography is frowned upon, I’m thinking this means no IDs will be checked. Cute boys, indeed.
Watch the action live on Google Maps!
Check the comments after the event is underway. I just might know someone who can get me a better real-time satellite feed…
-bagel
I’m squatting on this first comment, so I can edit in any updates. Easier to edit my comments than a post.
If anyone is wondering, that blurry photo was from googlemaps. Pretty sweet :)
bagel of everything
July 27, 2007 at 6:47 pm
hey Tim,
when is your next party? can you email me and let me know. my pc crashed and I lost most of my old emails.
thanks
James
September 4, 2009 at 4:07 pm
No fats or bears? Well, I’m out. But, then, it’s a 12-hour drive, so things would’ve slowed down considerably by the time I got there…unless there were poppers. Alas, I’m not allowed.
Soylent Ape
July 27, 2007 at 7:34 pm
And to think this exciting exchange of body fluids is taking place as I type this.
Ewww.
stepher
July 28, 2007 at 12:51 am
Fuck! I fell asleep! Ironically, while listening to this.
And I was going to get liscenceplate numbers!
@Soy: Also, you’re not gay.
bagel of everything
July 28, 2007 at 5:20 am
@ Bagel: That’s what my wife keeps telling me.
I always thought the “AIDS Factory” was a Merck laboratory in the Congo. Go figure.
Soylent Ape
July 28, 2007 at 12:08 pm
oh cool, a homophobe site…more blithering idiocy to read
thanks
criminyjicket
July 28, 2007 at 3:06 pm
@ criminyjicket: I believe homophobia is a very serious accusation to level at someone. I’d invite you to read some more on our site before you pass judgement wholesale. We appreciate our gay readership and would never intentionally try to alienate them. Cheers!
Soylent Ape
July 28, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Sorry but this is a homphobic post. Would you guys be “disgusted” by a straight sex party or refer to it as an “Aids factory”? I think not
filmguy80
November 13, 2009 at 2:10 am
@ filmguy80: The “disgusted” party who informed us of this get-together was a gay man. Does that make HIM a homophobe?? As for the name “AIDS Factory”: we didn’t coin it. This is a name locals have given to this Brooklyn abode and we are just reporting what other members of the community have christened the aforementioned party shack.
I realize some people want to be offended and put upon and, honestly, I understand that automatic defense reflex. I’m a fat, Jew of Italian heritage from West Virginia living deep in the American south. I’d just like you to read a few more articles before you pass judgment about whether or not we are homophobic.
Soylent Ape
November 19, 2009 at 11:24 pm
i would. but i can’t get my asshat to fit right
criminyjicket
July 28, 2007 at 4:43 pm
No, seriously. It might be worth your time to read a little further. One of our favorite contributors is gay. You think he’d be our pal if we were nothing more than ignorant homophobes?
Because we are. More than that, I mean. There’s many more facets to us than just our ragingly ignorant homophobia.
jessecuster
July 28, 2007 at 4:49 pm
i never read just one article. what I do is read one, make a snide comment, and then go read more and find out how wrong I was.
criminyjicket
July 28, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Criminy:
I’m the editor here, and this was my post.
We aren’t anti-gay. We are, however, anti-pervert. Sometimes the perverts are gay.
This post is not about the attendees being gay men. Had it been a heterosexual orgy, I’d have still posted it. Frankly, I’d have written a longer post. Somehow, the image in my head is even funnier with a bunch of fat breeders!
Hell, even an oldfashioned free orgy is fine with me. Not my thing, but nothing against it. THESE PEOPLE ARE CHARGING ADMISSION!
(I called it “for charity” but if you read really closely, it says “donations” go to charity, not the entry fee)
Why does it always have to come down to sexual orientation with some people?
bagel of everything
July 28, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Bagel, I’ve been to straight orgies. Ones you had to pay to get into, sometimes.
They’re a LOT of fun.
They’re also, generally, a little more … ummm … privacy-oriented? than this. The ones I’ve been to were very discreet. No neighbors around. Not 120 people jammed into a single fucking condo, for certain! Also, they check ID’s, etc., at the door.
Lots of fun, though. I’d go back.
jessecuster
July 28, 2007 at 5:15 pm
calm down…i’ve been reading…i retract my previous comment. Not for any particular reason other than i find this place funny as hell. I already checked your blogroll and recognize a couple as places i’ve visited.
I’m pretty much for paid orgies as long as i’m nt forced to attend them.
criminyjicket
July 28, 2007 at 5:19 pm
*deep breath*
Sorry, we can be a bit defensive since the incident…
bagel of everything
July 28, 2007 at 5:23 pm
So, yeah, I took a look through your blog too. If you’re interested in swapping links, we’d love to add you as our third openly gay blogger … ?
jessecuster
July 28, 2007 at 5:27 pm
well gee thanks, except i’m not gay…i’m trisexual…i just jeep trying
I’m blogrolling you floks whether you like it or not though…i need someplace to dredge off the pauliacs, bunnylusters, and ever so rare people with depraved senses of humor…i have never (and i can almost hear your craniums expanding as I type this) been to a site where I thought the words “that’s just wrong” so often and so unanimously.
criminyjicket
July 28, 2007 at 5:30 pm
“that’s just wrong” is kind of our back-up slogan :)
Currently, we’re going with “what’s an integrity?”
bagel of everything
July 28, 2007 at 5:41 pm
“we do stupid shit so you don’t have to” is one of my backup slogans.
by the way, enjoyed the tothian incident. You should do plotlines for Ludlum
criminyjicket
July 28, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Now that I’ve got my kotex out of a wad, I’m warming up to “more blithering idiocy to read”
Jesse, would you pop that onto a banner for me plz?
bagel of everything
July 28, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Criminy –
Our plots might even be moderately less dull than Ludlums.
jessecuster
July 28, 2007 at 6:30 pm
i’ll conceed the point on ludlum if you direct me toward that blithering idiocy…iy’s really hard to find on the net
criminyjicket
July 28, 2007 at 6:49 pm
hahah
I highly recommend Fundies Say The Darnedest Things. They’ve collected so much blithering idiocy there that it’ll fry your brain.
jessecuster
July 28, 2007 at 6:56 pm
gud cal…juzzz 5 minuts thair and I r alreddy stoopider.
actually, i left because I was afraid I might find something I said.
criminyjicket
July 28, 2007 at 7:20 pm
FSTDT rocks!
Landover Baptist is worth a read as well. The mail bag is a cost efficient lobotomy.
bagel of everything
July 31, 2007 at 2:19 am
Linkswarm makes me wet
Willy woneye
July 31, 2007 at 10:14 pm
you guys are two for two…if you can improve on the landover baptist link I’ll tell you the secret to great anal sex
criminyjicket
July 31, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I got one for you, CJ:
/newpol/
bagel of everything
July 31, 2007 at 10:50 pm
fine..I’ll give you the same advice I used to give all those squirrely folks that used to patronize the Annex Adult Book Store.
first, a couple of muscle relaxers
then, a nice can of anal eze…yes..it’s a real product…then, gind the largest dildo you can find. once you can handle that theaverage penis will be no problem…good luck, andm ight I recommend the Doc Johnson Donkey Dong? It’s a truly convincing chunk of latex.
criminyjicket
July 31, 2007 at 11:00 pm
CJ: You weren’t joking about being trisexual, were you? I shall try, next time I smoke a bowl of courage.
Another blogger just linked to us but spelled it wrong. I think the other site is way better.
Check it out:
rationalreality.com
bagel of everything
July 31, 2007 at 11:18 pm
When you’re searching for gay material, be sure to tap into everyone of the resources available.
Tijned
September 1, 2007 at 5:55 am
Heeeheee
Spammer said “tap into everyone”.
hehehehehe
bagel of everything
September 17, 2007 at 11:36 am
Sorry for asking but is there a method to stop spam? My sites are getting hammered lately with spam. I’ve heard of akismet but that doesn’t do it did you know of another suggestions? : ).
Una Keledjian
December 30, 2009 at 2:47 pm