You people disgust me
Here at RationReality headquarters, we have a nifty little box that tells us the search engine terms you filthy fuckers have used to find us. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I’m going to tell your moms.
- mature hanging labia
- slut delivery girl
- pelvic exam movie
- mail genital tattoos
- modesto hookers
- self-performed oral sex
- Do you know what the queers are doing
- NSFW facial
- LOLCATS buttsecks
- phalloplasty
- gyn fantasy exam
- cunt humping
- white trash corndogs
- dumpster whores
- german word for punchable face
- Pelvic exam room etiquette
- how to make spam upside down pie
- flying wallenda position
- nancy-stained titjuggler
- lesbian rapists
- YouTube monkey fuck
See also: Go team us!
that’s some fucked up shit right there….sooo do items form RR pop up when people type that horse shit in there? Dirrty little monkeys you all are!
Bagel note: If you mean the little search box on our sidebar, no, there isn’t a list of those to my knowledge. The search terms we have are from people who use search engines, like google.com, and click through to us. Yes, we are dirrty little monkeys, thanks for noticing.
**United POT Smokers**
July 17, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Bagel…I must return the phrase you’ve left me not once, but twice on my blog: after reading this, I am compelled to tell you that you too, are ARE a little weird.
My compliments!
LK
lauriekendrick
July 17, 2007 at 10:58 pm
me? wtf? I didnt make these up!
I merely copy/pasted these from our stats. Honest injun!
bagel of everything
July 17, 2007 at 11:24 pm
I laughed out loud at “Youtube monkey fuck” though I’m sure this comment will be zapped as spam.
voteboob
July 18, 2007 at 4:42 am
Alright, who’s the asshat who just searched for “mature rusty fucking”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
bagel of everything
July 18, 2007 at 10:09 pm
WTF is white trash corndog, dude?
BTW, I used to keep such a list..posted it every Sunday. I changed my mind after seeing that it was filled with pure filth. Yeah, I sort of get embarrassed. Hard to believe, huh? I should have made up some stuff, like “God’s angel” and “The Righteous Path leads to Stilettos.”
Stiletto
July 18, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Stiletto:
“WTF is white trash corndog, dude?”
A redundancy, I think :)
Did you do this, or was it AJ?
aj valliant man whore at ration reality
bagel of everything
July 18, 2007 at 11:05 pm
AJ, man whore?
Now what made you think it was MOI? Hmmm. Damn! Can never get away with jack anymore!
(Oh brother, better not say the word jack around HERE).
Stiletto
July 18, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Why? Do you have the jack?
The one I think is funniest, though, is the fifth result down on ‘AJ Valliant Man Whore.’ It’s entitled ‘Stories of Women’s Midlife Experiences.’ I’m wondering how many women’s midlife experiences have centered around a ‘man whore’ named ‘AJ Valliant…’
jessecuster
July 19, 2007 at 9:10 am
“Why? Do you have the jack?”
As though anyone would ever admit that! But the answer is N O ~~
More like a midlife crisis. After the experience, that is.
Stiletto
July 19, 2007 at 3:46 pm
So … you started your midlife crisis after having an experience with the jack, then?
I’m confused …
jessecuster
July 19, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Jack? Is that what the J stands for in AJ?
Stiletto
July 19, 2007 at 6:58 pm
haha…i had a similar post last month where i showed how people came to my blog as a result of search.
However, like Stiletto, I was extremely disturbed. Especially after someone came upon my blog after searching for “getting teabagged pictures” and “cock”.
But hey…a page view is a page view right? ;)
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July 19, 2007 at 9:15 pm
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July 20, 2007 at 3:41 am
So when are you big time bloggers going to show me your keywords?
I showed you mine!
bagel of everything
July 21, 2007 at 7:55 pm
woo hoo!
Our buddy Skip Jenkins has posted his keywords here
Anyone else? I’ll update the links into the post if I can get a few more
bagel of everything
July 29, 2007 at 2:34 pm