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The Hymen Suffered Only A Small Dent!

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One of my favorite new sites is Overheard in New York.   This is basically a quote log.  People come here and enter in things that they’ve heard people say on the streets, the buses, and the subways of New York City.   Here is a small sample.

This makes me glad my employees are disorganized.  Wait, no.  Unorganized.  Still not right.  They’re not in a fucking union, anyway.

 

You keep saying that word.  I do not think it means what you think that it means.

 Oddly enough, they didn’t include Tothian in this discussion.  I doubt he gets out of the car in Brooklyn either.

Oh noes!  Call the ADL!

 

… … … um, wow.  But, at least the bleach probably killed all the bugs.

 

What a slut.

 

 My sentiments exactly.

 

 

Written by jessecuster

July 14, 2007 at 3:59 pm

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  2. The first one (from the LIRR) had me rolling! That embodies all things New York in 4 sentences!

    Batman lives in Southampton, but the Bat Cave is in Brookhaven (zoning…).

    Soylent Ape

    July 15, 2007 at 1:37 pm

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  4. The first one sounds awfully made up. The last one I hope isn’t made up.

    bagel of everything

    September 15, 2007 at 11:37 pm


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