Word of the Week: Fursecution
WARNING: IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED IN ADVANCE THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINK IN THIS POST IS COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY, AND UTTERLY NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING WORK. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT’S ALSO NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING HUMANITY. YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL IS IN DANGER HERE.
IF YOU CLICK ON ANYTHING HERE AND IT GETS YOU FIRED OR DAMNED TO ETERNAL HELLFIRE, YOU WERE FUCKING WARNED. DON’T COME BITCHING TO ME.
This week’s Ration Reality Word of the Week is Fursecution. First, a little background:
The following definition is only partially accurate – it is believed that the word origin is actually a few years prior to 2001.
Fursecution. n.
Word used by tearful furries to describe the “persecution” carried out against them which usually consists of normal non-fucked-up people expressing their distaste for or amusement at the greasy gay fatbeards’ dogloving hijinks. First seen in 2001, and believed to have been coined by a furry apologist on the Portal of Evil.
How dare you hate my lovingly crafted gay dragynn spooge art! This is fursecution!
What does fursecution mean to you and me?
Well, it means that the people that make ‘art’ like this (or this, or this, or this) get made fun of. A lot.
It also means that people that do this (or this, or this, or even this) get made fun of. A lot.
It means that people that do this should be fucking shot. Repeatedly. (Seriously, do NOT click that link. It’s possibly worse than being Goatse’d.)
It’s a sign that somewhere in this world there are people that still have values, morals, and intelligence.
And it’s also fucking hilarious.
There is only one possible logical, moral course of action for the poor misunderstood furries, these victims of fursecution, and this is it:
Fursecution?
Nuh uh…those people are sick perverts. YUCK!
UM
July 10, 2007 at 10:14 pm
“The owner of this video no longer allows embedding. Please watch this perversion on youtube.com”
here
bagel of everything
July 10, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Now that I remember it–and bear in mind I was an innocent back then–I’m pretty sure that I was lured into furry sex with my first love at 18 years old.
I was in town, it was Halloween, he was dressed as a cat. I was feeling frisky, and he just kept meowing, so I went with it.
How did I know!?
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, and by that I mean fucking your labrador retriever.
Kevin
July 11, 2007 at 12:05 am
Kvn: Sweety, I think you’ve missed the point here. We are making fun of people who pretend to fuck dogs because they aren’t attractive enough to get a real dog.
Everyone knows labs give rightous lovins, so long as you spread the peanut butter evenly
bagel of everything
July 11, 2007 at 12:13 am
I think the scariest thing here is how many people are clicking the links in spite of all the warnings.
Including the Goatse one.
If there’s anyone on the net today that doesn’t know about Goatse, I’ve yet to meet them. So people are clicking on that one KNOWING what they’re going into … wow.
Jesse Custer
July 11, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Jesse: I know a few people who prolly donut be knowin what it is, and I recomend they click it and find out! :)
bagel of everything
July 11, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Please don’t EVER say ‘donut’ again in connection with Goatse. *vomit* You bitch.
Jesse Custer
July 11, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Ok, shall I just say…
:
(inside jokes are fun. inside jokes exclude others. therefore, socrates was a bitch)
bagel of everything
July 11, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I think Foxie is gonna have to raise that barrel if she wants to get the job done. What she’s looking at right now is more along the lines of serious disfigurement and profound paralysis. Call it a helpful hint.
Soylent Ape
July 11, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I hate to say it, but one day anti-furrites like yourself are going to be exposed by a tolerant furrist society. These people are going to claim equal protection under the 5th and 14th amendments, and discriminating against them on the basis of their furr will be a crime!
HEiR oF THe GoDS
July 11, 2007 at 10:57 pm
So long as the furries are more interested in THIS, and I keep practicing at THIS, I don’t see that the world will have much to worry about from a furry take-over.
:)
jessecuster
July 11, 2007 at 11:41 pm
I think a little kink can make life worth living.
And making fun of kinks which I don’t understand makes up for my missionary lifestyle :)
bagel of everything
July 11, 2007 at 11:43 pm
I have never heard of goatse but funnily enough this picture was right under a profile of Henry Rollins. Seriously.
Goatse and Fursecution? WTF? Damn you learn something new every day. Those pictures btw are just wrong. Do you think that dude is really fucking his dog? Look at the background, dude’s got a waterbed. Bet he’d tie in perfectly with your myspace stalker story…just sayin’
Thanks for the DISGUSTING post!
Stiletto
July 12, 2007 at 7:14 am
Ok I’m going to have these images stuck in my head all day. I can’t believe there are drawings of animal orgies on the beach!
Stiletto
July 12, 2007 at 7:15 am
My mind has sizzled into ash…some of us (yours truely) were NOT aware WTF a goatse’d (or whatever) was….i wish to god i hadnt been so gullible-my bad-i got suckered by the disgusting-ness of it all! I must now go gouge my retinas out with hot jibba cherries…peace.Stona.
**United POT Smokers**
July 13, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Ok, Stiletto, Lisa … weren’t all y’all paying ANY attention to the little notes I put on each of those links? Things like, “Your soul is in danger” or, “do not click, this is fucking disgusting?”
heh
I ain’t apologizing for any of it! :)
jessecuster
July 13, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Yes but I’m far gone it’s unbelievable. I figured clicking on the link might even add points.
Stiletto
July 13, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Actual conversation that I kinda made up:
bagel: we should link “goatse’d” to goatse.cz
jesse: why? no one would click it
bagel: they’ll click
jesse: link away, but i’m telling you no one will click
half our readers: click!
bagel: perverts!
satan: thanks, bagel! You’ve met your quota for the month! mmmm…delicious souls
bagel of everything
July 13, 2007 at 6:05 pm
That ‘kinda made up’ conversation is depressingly close to how our actual conversation ran …
Jesse Custer
July 13, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Here: My gift to you this morning. After all, you were the first person I thought of.
http://www.animatedincest.com/?advId=4360
It’s quite elegant.
Stiletto
July 20, 2007 at 7:18 am
Ohhh, that’s hard core, stiletto!
bagel of everything
July 20, 2007 at 7:32 am
Yeah but it’s got this Romeo and Juliet meets Enigma thing going on — hover your mouse over the text in the middle – you know, where it says “Father and Daughter,” “Mother and Son,” and “Family Orgies.”
Stiletto
July 20, 2007 at 10:35 am
Good Lord.
That’s … I suppose that’s your revenge on us for Dogboner.jpg?
jessecuster
July 20, 2007 at 10:39 am
[...] Someone really should be arrested for all this, but I don’t know who and on what charges. [...]
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August 16, 2007 at 2:53 pm
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September 13, 2007 at 10:54 am
Why? WHY did I click the links? I’m scarred for life…well, more scarred than I already was.
Cody
September 14, 2007 at 3:51 am
[...] love you DK. If you go read her blog, maybe she’ll make sweet, sweet yiff with [...]
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September 15, 2007 at 11:42 am
Poor Cody. You clicked them because you’re stupid. Or subconsciously perverted. Same thing really. Embrace it, I have.
bagel of everything
September 15, 2007 at 12:00 pm
I must be a masochist at heart.
Cody
September 16, 2007 at 1:13 am
I can’t stop visiting AnimatedIncest.com – it’s so visually arresting…
Stiletto
September 16, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Also criminally arrestable, I think :)
bagel of everything
September 16, 2007 at 6:59 pm
It seems we have a furry in our midst!!!
bagel of everything
September 25, 2007 at 9:40 am
[...] Place male in quiet area with recepticle and pornography, to produce the protein rich filling. If the male is not human, you may need an assistant. [...]
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November 20, 2007 at 7:02 am
Oh man those pictures are sick. I mean the animated ones are pretty fucking disgusting, but they’re just animations. *shudders violently*uuuhhg I agree that anyone who does that to an animal should be shot…in the dick…then the balls. I think real furries(not those sick freaks) are actually quite cute ^.^. If you’re gonna ask why I was dumb enough to click on those(I heeded your warning on the last thing there), I thought well can’t be that bad right…..WRONG!!! Still some of the furry people pics were actually funny in a sad loser kinda way. So uh…thanks that was uummm educational I guess*shrugs*
Trisbreya
June 10, 2008 at 1:43 am
awesome links man, can you put more up, i have been looking for stuff like this.
Dont understand why you hate the furries so much, just normal people letting themselves go, and you aint gonna stop it by complaining about it. There are alot more then you think anyway.
furryartfan
June 22, 2008 at 4:29 am
@ furryartfan: The author of this article is no longer affiliated with RationReality, so I can’t speak for him. At ЯR, everyone gets dragged through the mud from time-to-time, this includes country folk, real-life superheroes, headbangers and mathletes, most of whom are secure enough to take a little ribbing. Glad you liked the links; come back anytime!
Soylent Ape
June 22, 2008 at 9:23 am
What happened to Mr Custer, anyway?
Stiletto
June 22, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Hello!
Please keep in mind that matters of personal taste are not matters of universal morality. Those who think otherwise have been responsible for some of the greatest atrocities in human history. Because something disgusts us doesn’t necessarily make it evil or wrong. Sex is based on emotion and instinct and very much comes from the animal side of our nature, and it makes sense to depict human style sex with furry anthropomorphs. We are basically within the deep animal side of our nature when we have sex, though I suspect some of you have a problem with that and are squeamish even about good old him on top, her on the bottom plain vanilla hetero sex.
I have noticed that dogs seem rather receptive to interspecies sex; I saw a YouTube video showing a dog being fucked by a tiger and really getting into it. I think it was from a zoo in Asia that had raised the tiger up with some dogs for company. I do not approve of humans molesting animals of any sort. I knew one cowboy perve who had several “trained” mares in his stable. I am not averse to legally defining it as animal abuse and prosecuting it accordingly. I am not sure why this is supposed to be a black mark against furries, very few approve of such things, and tarnishing the name of the great majority with the few is like saying Christians are a bunch of ignorant red-necked cross-burning racists. There are a few self-proclaimed “Christians” who are like that but they certainly don’t define faith in Christ. As for that “goatse” creep with the disgusting looking asshole, I have no idea just what connection he is supposed to have with the furries. I am not sure just why you guys want to make a fuss about him, such types are best ignored if possible,
Getting too heavily into body secretions and the gross side of sex is called “animalism” in S&M circles and straights do it as much as gays. I really think it is going too far, but that is my personal opinion and not a justification to sit in judgment on others, especially if they don’t impose their disgusting practices on me. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
I perceive heavy vibes in the whole furry movement. It started as roleplaying but it has become an attempt to get in touch with our primordial origins in the deep collective unconscious. We live in an ever more unnatural and dehumanized world and we largely lack the organic connection with real animals that our ancestors (who were not at all sentimental about animals) once took for granted, I suspect that the currently popularity of the furry community stems from the deeply felt subconscious lack of such a connection.
By the way, the most distasteful example of pornography on this site is the one of a furry commiting suicide with a handgun. The pornography of cruelty, hatred and violence will always trump even the most ingenious perversions the fallen imagination of mankind can dream up. Shame on you! (Those who live by the sword……)
Cheers,
JerryBear
P.S. Is anybody bothered at the prospect of sexual abuse of the vegetable kingdom? I have heard the shtupping of warm watermelons and cantalopes highly praised and there are those who claim zucchinis make perfect dildos. Should we be outraged at such depraved vegetality and start a movement to do something about it.
JerryBear
August 19, 2008 at 12:29 am
this is why civilans can nevr getalong yall take things stupidly. if u were atually mature and grew a pair, mayb ppl can get along, but then theres ppl like u who jus gets off doggingon ppl. ppl like u r the reson why this word is so fucked up. an not all furrys r like this. Discremenating is wrong. i know one day sm1 one s going to do something bout this, (hint hint)(my user name) causeon i enjoy furrys who r i public areas even ithey have fetish styled art. who gives a fuck. like said grow a pair or drink a can of man and grow the fuck up! OOH RAH DEVIL DOG OUT!
The Blue Devil Dog
May 7, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Take a knee, have a motrin, motivator. Also, please use spell check before you go on another idiotic rant like this. Grow up? Can of man? You do realize that there is nothing ‘grown up’ or ‘manly’ about dressing up like a plush coyote and playing tummy sticks with thirty year old comic book shop owners, don’t you? To each his own, but don’t get it twisted, playa, shit ain’t fucking manly. Where’s your tough skin, Marine?
ghost of keywork
June 11, 2009 at 11:53 am