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Word of the Week: Fursecution

Posted in bestiality, furries, fursecution, humor, nsfw, sex, suicide, word of the week, yiff, youtube by jessecuster on July 10th, 2007

WARNING: IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED IN ADVANCE THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINK IN THIS POST IS COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY, AND UTTERLY NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING WORK. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT’S ALSO NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING HUMANITY. YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL IS IN DANGER HERE.

IF YOU CLICK ON ANYTHING HERE AND IT GETS YOU FIRED OR DAMNED TO ETERNAL HELLFIRE, YOU WERE FUCKING WARNED. DON’T COME BITCHING TO ME.

This week’s Ration Reality Word of the Week is Fursecution. First, a little background:

 

The following definition is only partially accurate - it is believed that the word origin is actually a few years prior to 2001.

Fursecution. n.

Word used by tearful furries to describe the “persecution” carried out against them which usually consists of normal non-fucked-up people expressing their distaste for or amusement at the greasy gay fatbeards’ dogloving hijinks. First seen in 2001, and believed to have been coined by a furry apologist on the Portal of Evil.

How dare you hate my lovingly crafted gay dragynn spooge art! This is fursecution!

What does fursecution mean to you and me?

Well, it means that the people that make ‘art’ like this (or this, or this, or this) get made fun of. A lot.

It also means that people that do this (or this, or this, or even this) get made fun of. A lot.

It means that people that do this should be fucking shot. Repeatedly. (Seriously, do NOT click that link. It’s possibly worse than being Goatse’d.)

It’s a sign that somewhere in this world there are people that still have values, morals, and intelligence.

And it’s also fucking hilarious.

There is only one possible logical, moral course of action for the poor misunderstood furries, these victims of fursecution, and this is it:

Come on, you can do it!

 

 

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  1. UM said, on July 10th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    Fursecution?

    Nuh uh…those people are sick perverts. YUCK!

  2. bagel of everything said, on July 10th, 2007 at 11:32 pm

    “The owner of this video no longer allows embedding. Please watch this perversion on youtube.com”

    here

  3. Kevin said, on July 11th, 2007 at 12:05 am

    Now that I remember it–and bear in mind I was an innocent back then–I’m pretty sure that I was lured into furry sex with my first love at 18 years old.

    I was in town, it was Halloween, he was dressed as a cat. I was feeling frisky, and he just kept meowing, so I went with it.

    How did I know!?

    Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, and by that I mean fucking your labrador retriever.

  4. bagel of everything said, on July 11th, 2007 at 12:13 am

    Kvn: Sweety, I think you’ve missed the point here. We are making fun of people who pretend to fuck dogs because they aren’t attractive enough to get a real dog.
    Everyone knows labs give rightous lovins, so long as you spread the peanut butter evenly

  5. Jesse Custer said, on July 11th, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    I think the scariest thing here is how many people are clicking the links in spite of all the warnings.

    Including the Goatse one.

    If there’s anyone on the net today that doesn’t know about Goatse, I’ve yet to meet them. So people are clicking on that one KNOWING what they’re going into … wow.

  6. bagel of everything said, on July 11th, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    Jesse: I know a few people who prolly donut be knowin what it is, and I recomend they click it and find out! :)

  7. Jesse Custer said, on July 11th, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    Please don’t EVER say ‘donut’ again in connection with Goatse. *vomit* You bitch.

  8. bagel of everything said, on July 11th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    Ok, shall I just say…
    :

    (inside jokes are fun. inside jokes exclude others. therefore, socrates was a bitch)

  9. Soylent Ape said, on July 11th, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    I think Foxie is gonna have to raise that barrel if she wants to get the job done. What she’s looking at right now is more along the lines of serious disfigurement and profound paralysis. Call it a helpful hint.

  10. HEiR oF THe GoDS said, on July 11th, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    I hate to say it, but one day anti-furrites like yourself are going to be exposed by a tolerant furrist society. These people are going to claim equal protection under the 5th and 14th amendments, and discriminating against them on the basis of their furr will be a crime!

  11. jessecuster said, on July 11th, 2007 at 11:41 pm

    So long as the furries are more interested in THIS, and I keep practicing at THIS, I don’t see that the world will have much to worry about from a furry take-over.

    :)

  12. bagel of everything said, on July 11th, 2007 at 11:43 pm

    I think a little kink can make life worth living.
    And making fun of kinks which I don’t understand makes up for my missionary lifestyle :)

  13. Stiletto said, on July 12th, 2007 at 7:14 am

    I have never heard of goatse but funnily enough this picture was right under a profile of Henry Rollins. Seriously.

    Goatse and Fursecution? WTF? Damn you learn something new every day. Those pictures btw are just wrong. Do you think that dude is really fucking his dog? Look at the background, dude’s got a waterbed. Bet he’d tie in perfectly with your myspace stalker story…just sayin’

    Thanks for the DISGUSTING post!

  14. Stiletto said, on July 12th, 2007 at 7:15 am

    Ok I’m going to have these images stuck in my head all day. I can’t believe there are drawings of animal orgies on the beach!

  15. **United POT Smokers** said, on July 13th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    My mind has sizzled into ash…some of us (yours truely) were NOT aware WTF a goatse’d (or whatever) was….i wish to god i hadnt been so gullible-my bad-i got suckered by the disgusting-ness of it all! I must now go gouge my retinas out with hot jibba cherries…peace.Stona.

  16. jessecuster said, on July 13th, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Ok, Stiletto, Lisa … weren’t all y’all paying ANY attention to the little notes I put on each of those links? Things like, “Your soul is in danger” or, “do not click, this is fucking disgusting?”

    heh

    I ain’t apologizing for any of it! :)

  17. Stiletto said, on July 13th, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Yes but I’m far gone it’s unbelievable. I figured clicking on the link might even add points.

  18. bagel of everything said, on July 13th, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    Actual conversation that I kinda made up:

    bagel: we should link “goatse’d” to goatse.cz
    jesse: why? no one would click it
    bagel: they’ll click
    jesse: link away, but i’m telling you no one will click
    half our readers: click!
    bagel: perverts!
    satan: thanks, bagel! You’ve met your quota for the month! mmmm…delicious souls

  19. Jesse Custer said, on July 13th, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    That ‘kinda made up’ conversation is depressingly close to how our actual conversation ran …

  20. Stiletto said, on July 20th, 2007 at 7:18 am

    Here: My gift to you this morning. After all, you were the first person I thought of.

    http://www.animatedincest.com/?advId=4360

    It’s quite elegant.

  21. bagel of everything said, on July 20th, 2007 at 7:32 am

    Ohhh, that’s hard core, stiletto!

  22. Stiletto said, on July 20th, 2007 at 10:35 am

    Yeah but it’s got this Romeo and Juliet meets Enigma thing going on — hover your mouse over the text in the middle - you know, where it says “Father and Daughter,” “Mother and Son,” and “Family Orgies.”

  23. jessecuster said, on July 20th, 2007 at 10:39 am

    Good Lord.

    That’s … I suppose that’s your revenge on us for Dogboner.jpg?

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  26. Cody said, on September 14th, 2007 at 3:51 am

    Why? WHY did I click the links? I’m scarred for life…well, more scarred than I already was.

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  28. bagel of everything said, on September 15th, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Poor Cody. You clicked them because you’re stupid. Or subconsciously perverted. Same thing really. Embrace it, I have.

  29. Cody said, on September 16th, 2007 at 1:13 am

    I must be a masochist at heart.

  30. Stiletto said, on September 16th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    I can’t stop visiting AnimatedIncest.com - it’s so visually arresting…

  31. bagel of everything said, on September 16th, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    Also criminally arrestable, I think :)

  32. bagel of everything said, on September 25th, 2007 at 9:40 am

    It seems we have a furry in our midst!!!

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  35. Trisbreya said, on June 10th, 2008 at 1:43 am

    Oh man those pictures are sick. I mean the animated ones are pretty fucking disgusting, but they’re just animations. *shudders violently*uuuhhg I agree that anyone who does that to an animal should be shot…in the dick…then the balls. I think real furries(not those sick freaks) are actually quite cute ^.^. If you’re gonna ask why I was dumb enough to click on those(I heeded your warning on the last thing there), I thought well can’t be that bad right…..WRONG!!! Still some of the furry people pics were actually funny in a sad loser kinda way. So uh…thanks that was uummm educational I guess*shrugs*

  36. furryartfan said, on June 22nd, 2008 at 4:29 am

    awesome links man, can you put more up, i have been looking for stuff like this.

    Dont understand why you hate the furries so much, just normal people letting themselves go, and you aint gonna stop it by complaining about it. There are alot more then you think anyway.

  37. Soylent Ape said, on June 22nd, 2008 at 9:23 am

    @ furryartfan: The author of this article is no longer affiliated with RationReality, so I can’t speak for him. At ЯR, everyone gets dragged through the mud from time-to-time, this includes country folk, real-life superheroes, headbangers and mathletes, most of whom are secure enough to take a little ribbing. Glad you liked the links; come back anytime!

  38. Stiletto said, on June 22nd, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    What happened to Mr Custer, anyway?

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