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Friends with Knives

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Last night I dreamed that I had a friend who worked at a disposable plastic utensil factory. She brought me a case of reject knives that had been made too sharp. They were sharp indeed, like Ginzu sharp.

I wish I had a friend like that. It would be awesome.

The possible spoon malformities have amused me all day.

You Are a Pinky
You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird. A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone. You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends – and love them for who they are.
You get along well with: The Ring Finger.
Stay away from: The Thumb

What Finger Are You?

not really me -bagel


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Written by The Bagel of Everything

July 9, 2007 at 9:21 am

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  1. It was weird when you wrote it. It is weird now. Not that I have right to criticize…

    Soylent Ape

    July 9, 2007 at 8:00 pm

  2. You point, SA?

    bagel of everything

    July 9, 2007 at 9:16 pm


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