Comments on: I Hate Telemarketers… http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/ hyperbolic excellence Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:06:04 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7118 micky2 Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:45:00 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7118 By now your mouth must be in the back of your neck. And you chew like a pez dispenser By now your mouth must be in the back of your neck.
And you chew like a pez dispenser

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7116 micky2 Sun, 09 Dec 2007 15:56:26 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7116 Not as far as your head goes. Not as far as your head goes.

]]> By: Stiletto http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7108 Stiletto Sun, 09 Dec 2007 14:59:11 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7108 I charge four hundred dollars for head. Oh, DOH! You said a head. Same difference, right? I charge four hundred dollars for head.

Oh, DOH! You said a head. Same difference, right?

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7093 micky2 Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:20:50 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7093 Yea its like those seminars they give on how to be a millionaire and charge 400.00 dollars a head. Thats how you become a millionaire. Yea its like those seminars they give on how to be a millionaire and charge 400.00 dollars a head.
Thats how you become a millionaire.

]]> By: bagel of everything http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7091 bagel of everything Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:13:50 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7091 Cuz I quit sending them their dues. That's the real IQ test Cuz I quit sending them their dues.
That’s the real IQ test

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7090 micky2 Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:11:31 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7090 Yea, well how come they kicked you out of mensa, huh ? Yea, well how come they kicked you out of mensa, huh ?

]]> By: bagel of everything http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7088 bagel of everything Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:58:01 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7088 "Its like if your blanket was too short so you cut off the bottom and sewed it to the top." That's brilliant. You're not as dumb as you think! (there's a pun in there -- see it?) “Its like if your blanket was too short so you cut off the bottom and sewed it to the top.”
That’s brilliant.
You’re not as dumb as you think! (there’s a pun in there — see it?)

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7087 micky2 Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:53:24 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7087 Not really, I just popcorn farted all that out of my ass. Its been raining like a bitch in heat here for 3 days straight Not really, I just popcorn farted all that out of my ass.
Its been raining like a bitch in heat here for 3 days straight

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7086 micky2 Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:51:51 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7086 Man made lakes are stupid, unless its a little one for a park or something. Its like if your blanket was too short so you cut off the bottom and sewed it to the top. People follow the water. On my side of the island we pipe water to the dry side. In nicer terms, the fucking degenerate poor crime ridden side. Our water for agriculture and shit is taken away so people on welfare and shit can live In cracker boxes and feed off the government. Man made lakes are stupid, unless its a little one for a park or something.
Its like if your blanket was too short so you cut off the bottom and sewed it to the top.
People follow the water.
On my side of the island we pipe water to the dry side.
In nicer terms, the fucking degenerate poor crime ridden side. Our water for agriculture and shit is taken away so people on welfare and shit can live In cracker boxes and feed off the government.

]]> By: bagel of everything http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7084 bagel of everything Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:44:41 +0000 http://rationreality.com/2007/07/06/i-hate-telemarketers/#comment-7084 So you're saying you're against manmade lakes? So you’re saying you’re against manmade lakes?

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