Stuff in my car theatre
Sunday, I went with Soylent Ape to his parents’ lakehouse.
I hate the outdoors. It’s filthy, smelly, and the bandwidth sucks. While everyone was wondering around in the sun like retarded cavemen, I made art.
I’ve never actually seen the movie portrayed. Somehow, I think that adds to the charm. Anyone who can guess the movie doesn’t get a slap in the face.
It’s a 1.5MB animated gif. Those on slow connections, please be patient while it loads.
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I couldn’t decide how best to present it, so it is also available as:
a 500×5,000px stip here
and a badly made 1.5mb mpeg movie here.
The mpeg movie may have to be moved to another server. If I have to move it, I’ll note so in the comments (I hate editing posts).
-bagel
-random- -comic- -submit- -technorati- -del.icio.us- -digg it!-
Hmm…i never knew that Kandy Kanes were spelled with a K. You learn something new everything day! ;)
Good stuff…Orson himself would be proud.
WhatPushesMyButtons
2 Jul 07 at 7:20 pm
I’m ’suthun’. There are no C’s in the land of the Krispy Kreme Kruller.
Bagel of Everything
2 Jul 07 at 8:50 pm
O.k.k.k., I get it. No need to rub it in to the Semites. And those little baby roses are adorable! I love art. And crack. And Bagel.
jody eugenius wilson
3 Jul 07 at 2:26 am
It’s kind of like Fellini, Aldomovar and Fassbinder joining forces. after receiving head injuries. and smoking crack
Soylent Ape
3 Jul 07 at 6:20 am
sweet, sweet crack
Bagel of Everything
3 Jul 07 at 8:41 am
Soylent -
what does it say about me as a person that when you said ‘Fassbinder,’ my first thought was ‘Pink Panther Strikes Again?’
Jesse Custer
3 Jul 07 at 9:38 am
Citizen Kane was never that fun.
max
3 Jul 07 at 5:38 pm
“It’s my sled, dumbass!”–I believe that was an outtake from the director’s cut. Orson was well-known for his subtlety.
Of course, Welles left pedestrian fare such as Citizen Kane behind to concentrate on more artistically-gratifying fare like radio commercials for frozen peas and Manowar albums.
Soylent Ape
3 Jul 07 at 10:29 pm
Actually, Fassbinder, in all likelihood, would have smoked crack with or without the head injury.
@JesseCuster: What does it say about me as a person that when someone mentions Orson Welles, I think of Frozen Peas. (Or Manowar albums.)
Soylent Ape
3 Jul 07 at 10:32 pm
Why does it always come down to crack around here?
Bagel of Everything
4 Jul 07 at 11:22 am
Crack is the official currency of Ration Reality.
Soylent Ape
4 Jul 07 at 1:58 pm
Sweet, sweet currency :)
bagel of everything
18 Jul 07 at 5:13 am
[...] Can you spot the Sullivan connection here? [...]
Cover your eyes, it’s Sullivan! « Ration Reality
9 Aug 07 at 7:24 pm
@anonymous;
The smoker you are the drinker you get?
micky2
14 Dec 07 at 1:26 pm
Sorry bout that, micky.
Usually our spam blocker is awesome, but it’s been failing lately.
I deleted them
bagel of everything
14 Dec 07 at 1:34 pm
So you left me up there looking like an idiot talking to himself ?
I figured they stayed up because I was just to fucking old and un-hip to figure out what the fuck he/her/it was saying.
Or it was some secret code and you all were talking about me.
micky2
14 Dec 07 at 1:44 pm
That too
bagel of everything
14 Dec 07 at 2:06 pm