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Daddy says we is gunna be movie stars!

Posted in animals, art, cats, funny photos, humor, incest, kittyporn, lolcats, myspace, nsfw, pets, sex, share, siblings, sick by The Bagel of Everything on June 28th, 2007

New comic will be up soon as Jesse drags his sorry ass outta the bed.
Stupid west coast and their inferior time zone! 

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  1. whatpushesmybuttons said, on June 28th, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    I’ll lay off the bloodshed this time. Besides, I’m not in the mood for “cat skewers” today…although i did have pastrami for lunch…may be some similarities in flavor there.

  2. Jesse Custer said, on June 28th, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    I can only think of one thing that’s marginally appropriate to say here:

    ‘begone … or I shall taunt you a second time!’ [/python]

  3. Bagel of Everything said, on June 28th, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    oh! fight! fight! fight!

    He told me you’re a big ugly dork who squirrels his own mom…discuss.

  4. Soylent Ape said, on June 28th, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    So. Fucking. Wrong.

  5. The Bagel of Everything said, on June 28th, 2007 at 9:21 pm

    Yeah, wrong is kinda what I was goin for…
    You has a forgive? :)

  6. jody eugenius wilson said, on June 29th, 2007 at 2:57 am

    In the wise words of the missies Hilton & Ritchie… “HOT”.

  7. A.J. Valliant said, on June 29th, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Man…that first one is in such magnificently poor taste!

  8. Bagel of Everything said, on June 30th, 2007 at 6:01 am

    Awe shucks, AJ…
    You sure do know the way to a girl’s heart

  9. deearreeem said, on June 30th, 2007 at 6:37 am

    im a bit confused by the sideways smiley but overall i like this one. then again, im beginning to have an unnatrual attraction to your “cat art” ;)

  10. Stiletto said, on July 1st, 2007 at 11:43 am

    Something about that picture…on a lazy Sunday morning, turns me on…

  11. Frontier Former Editor said, on July 1st, 2007 at 9:25 pm

    Where’s the 70’s porn guitar lick (no pun intended) when you need it?

  12. Bagel of Everything said, on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    You are all sick bad wrong people and will probably go to hell.
    Say it with me, kids.
    “Jesus saves, Satan spends.”

  13. Frontier Former Editor said, on July 3rd, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    Going to hell? I commute every day . . .

  14. bagel of everything said, on December 10th, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Would that be the L train? (say it with a british accent)

  15. keywork. said, on December 10th, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    booo, bagel. booo.

  16. bagel of everything said, on December 10th, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Oh, go pun yourself, silly raccoon

  17. keywork. said, on December 10th, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    rough day?

  18. bagel of everything said, on December 10th, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    bad dream.

    OMG! Ask me about my dream!
    (hint: its at the top of the “news” on the sidebar”)

  19. keywork. said, on December 10th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Johnny Rotten sucking babies out of you? do tell.

  20. bagel of everything said, on December 10th, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    The Filth & The Fury (sex pistols documentary) was on when I went to bed. The last thing I heard was the song Bodies (the gruesome one about blackmarket abortions). I fucking love that song, but it isn’t a lullabye.
    I dreamed Johnny Rotten (as he is now, not when he was young and gorgeous) had me strapped to a table and was performing vaccuum abortions on me with his mouth, one fetus after another. Literally sucking the life out of me!
    (I’m not actually preggers, in case you’re wondering).

    Now, iTunes keeps playing that fucking song. Prolly because it’s one of the highest rated on my playlist, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t out to get me.

    Mommyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. keywork. said, on December 10th, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    Great song. Decent documentary, but I wouldn’t watch it right before going to bed. Pretty disgusting, just remember your nightmares are real.

  22. micky2 said, on December 10th, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    Listen to both of you !
    I was there ! The fucking Ramones and I used to throw back together.
    Joey even pick my ass up off the floor a couple of times

  23. bagel of everything said, on December 10th, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    I usually have crazy, super vivid dreams, but they never affect me.
    I normally wake up saying “wow, that was…odd”, sometimes even “that was the most awesomely awesome nightmare ever! way to go, subconcious!”

    This one got to me.

    My sweety overslept and didn’t have much time to comfort me, so I’m a total wreck.

    Hold me, daddy! no, wait…keep your paws off me!

  24. bagel of everything said, on December 10th, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    I hate the Ramones.
    Always have, dunno why.

  25. keywork. said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    will do, bagel. hate the ramones? that’s your mother coming out in you. i met marky ramone in 1998 in houston on the warped tour.

  26. micky2 said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Actually , yea, they suck. I’m a drummer, they suck.
    But they did a show in some hole in the wall in Ann Arbor Mich. We ended up doing shots and thrashing the place till 3 in the morning. Fucking guys were nuts. The mentallity in those days was far more deviant than anything I.ve seen in any of todays cheap imitataion wanna be punks

  27. bagel of everything said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    I kinda like “I wanna be sedated” but mostly, that black hair just makes me want to hide…in a bucket of disinfectant.

  28. micky2 said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    This all happened in 79

  29. bagel of everything said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    That’s awesome, both of you. I imagine they’re pretty fun to hang around with, so long as you have a lice comb in your pocket.

  30. micky2 said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    Their show in Mich was Beach Boys medley !

  31. micky2 said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Elton John grabbed my ass in 72 , I havnt washed it since. Jim Neighbors propositioned me, I stole his wallet.

  32. keywork. said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    lice comb? i’ve hung out with much dirtier people in houston.

  33. bagel of everything said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    I’m not a discharge! I’m not a loss in protein!

    Make it stop, plz

  34. micky2 said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    You ever have to use that shampoo they give you during intake in prison ?

  35. keywork. said, on December 10th, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    we’re a happy family.

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