Comments on: From Milk to Milf Lickity-Split

By: bagel of everything

bagel of everything — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 23:21:15 +0000

Soy: Are you saying you wake and bakes? lulz

By: Soymilk Ape

Soymilk Ape — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 00:51:56 +0000

Bakes is one of the reasons I can stand to get up in the morning. He never fails to deliver a ton of laughs while compelling readers to think. Hopefully, this will not be the last time he graces these digital pages.

By: bagel of everything

bagel of everything — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 22:18:38 +0000

Thanks Laurie. Bakes is a funny funny dude. I’m so glad he let me use his piece.

By: lauriekendrick

lauriekendrick — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 20:03:28 +0000

Funny. Ney, downright hilarious!

Love your writing. On a scale of one to teats, it’s an 11.

I’ll be back always…especially on those when I’m out of Xanax.

Enjoyed it!
Laurie Kendrick

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 18:58:48 +0000

but the milk lobby is just too powerful, churning its way into the halls of government (run mostly by people who seriously resemble it, after all)–

no one will listen. they won’t. we first took this fight to the streets in the late 60s, in one of the heroin revolts. we tried to prove that every drug addict alive started out on milk, but no, the cow-apologists said, it was the GRASS, not the milk that led to the problem. they wouldn’t listen then, they won’t listen now. sigh.

By: Danielle

Danielle — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:37:12 +0000

Besides the obvious “hormone” schootheory, I’ve heard that excessive television watching may also be causing our little moppets to go through… um…. growth spurts. Something about the flickering on the screen.

Other speculation vis a vis the premature boobyfication of youngsters states that with the lack of strong male figures in a lot of girls lives, evolution has decided to pick up the slack by making them curvier and sluttier earlier as to attract and hold on to a mate sooner.

And no, I ain’t siteing shit.

ps I also cannot tolerate the lactose very well. But, I do adore ice-cream. So, there.

By: bagel of everything

bagel of everything — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:20:01 +0000

Milk is delicious and nutritious. I’d suckle direct from the cow, given enough Lactaid tablets.

By: jody eugenius wilson

jody eugenius wilson — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:15:58 +0000

Uno! The e. in c. of this here blog-o-sphere and myself are intolerant to the evil lactose, so we can relate. Milk is sick and wrong. It’s Satan’s sperm germs. There are many, many ways to get calcium now, they put that shit in everything from sugarless gum to heroin (it’s true!). Besides, who needs mlik when you’ve got the delicious Tab Energy Drink at your disposal. Here’s to Taurine and caffeine!