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Juanita the Wonton Bitch

Posted in animals, art, food, funny photos, haiku, humor, pets, poetry, sculpture, silly, wtf by The Bagel of Everything on June 15th, 2007

Last night, while eating delicious pseudo-chinese cuisine, I made a new friend and wrote a haiku about her.

crab rangoon sculpture

Loyal and faithful,

my nutritious deep fried pet.

Rangoon is good glue.

9 Responses to 'Juanita the Wonton Bitch'

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  1. Soylent Ape said, on June 15th, 2007 at 6:33 am

    Niiice.

  2. w0rmwood said, on June 15th, 2007 at 7:13 am

    ah, if only our contest was still open.

    I figure the pictures would have gone a long way…

    =)

  3. bagel of everything said, on June 16th, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    Thanks guys.
    Remember, kids. Art is tasty and nutritious.

  4. Jesse Custer said, on June 16th, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    Damn. I wish I could write haiku … Would have loved to enter the contest.

  5. bagel of everything said, on June 16th, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Haiku is easy, by the BeatsEntropy.com rules. They cheat :)

  6. Soybean Ape said, on June 18th, 2007 at 6:22 am

    Still playing with our food, are we?

  7. bagel of everything said, on June 18th, 2007 at 7:02 am

    @Soy: Not anymore. I eated it

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