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 One of my favorite bloggers, Discouragement Kitten, has been kind enough to lend us the use of one of her blog entries.  If you leave some comments, she might lend us another!

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Incomprehensible Cum Guzzling Hotard

 Discouragement Kitten

Question:
Dear DK,
I was with this cocksucker, for almost a year. Would of bet my life that I was the only one he was fucking. Until, a few months ago. He moved, got his own place (he has some serious co-dependency issues) then all of a sudden the baby’s mama drama started. Out of nowhere this bitch starts bringing the kids for the weekend, which if you couldn’t guess she stays with them. The cocksucker tried to lie about the whole situation to begin with, but me being the crazy bitch that I am, did a drive by, he was caught, so he tried a new approach, telling me that she was coming. I fell for the cocksucker’s lies for a while.

Listen to him talk all kinds of shit about he, how she had fucked him over time and time again. All the while I was going through his phone looking @ text messages, and listen (and erasing) to voice mails, snooping in his house. As woman, in general we want to believe our man, until we see it for our selves. The red g-string panties left at his house didn’t do it, but the pictures that she sent him of her pussy did. So I finally give it up, cut my losses, decided to move on, why waste more time, after all there are plenty more lying cocksuckers out there right. My question is should I inform the baby’s mama that he is a lying cock sucker, because from listening to her voicemails and such, she thinks that she is it, or should I let here continue to be a stupid, because they have been together over a 10 year period, so how stupid is she?? I’m sure I’m not the first. Do woman really beleive “the other woman” in these matters??
Sincerely,
To tell or not to tell

Answer:
Dear Incomprehensible Cum Guzzling Hotard:

I sincerely hope that you were either blind with rage or funneling vodka and Jagermeister up your ass when you wrote this.  I’ve read this several times and I’m still not convinced that English is your native language.  Actually - I’ve tutored adult ESL students - for the most part they have trouble finding the correct word to express their thought or maybe some grammar issues - as one would expect.  They most certainly were not completely unintelligible as you nearly are.  Do me a favor.  Have someone read this letter to you. Then you can hear how fucking stupid you sound.  OK - with that out of the way we can address what it is I believe you are asking…

First off, as you noted yourself in the lead up to the question - you are a dumb ass for believing his shit.  I’d like to reinforce that point to you - you allowed yourself to believe flimsy, weak lies because you were thinking with your twat (I’m sorry, but this doesn’t sound like it was ever a case of true love..)  Really looking at the outward evidence I’m surprised he didn’t have to bludgeon you to death with a brick wrapped in her dirty cum crusted panties before you figured it out - oh I forgot - you had to snoop through his shit and see the raw pussy before you believed it.  Moving out after a year together is a big sign.  I know sometimes couples take backward steps after they’ve moved forward too quickly - but moving out is generally a sign that the relationship is over.  I think he could have said, “I’d like my privacy to fuck whomever I choose….” and you might have heard, “Honey, I found this sweet fucking deal where paying two rents is actually cheaper than one rent.  I’ll move out to save us some cash!” 

Second, regardless of whether or not he’s cheating on you - or you suspect it - you never have a right to go through someone’s personal shit (txt messages, voice mails, drawers, etc.).  For fucks sake - if he didn’t start out fucking his ex I surely don’t blame him for starting.  Spying is infuckingexcusable - oh and drippingly pathetic too - may I ask do you have any pride at all?  As covered above you don’t have to spy on someone to figure out they’re cheating on you - granted you require the reasoning skills of your frontal lobe - but…. (shit - were you lobotomized?)

On to your actual question - should you tell his “ex”?  You could - but if she’s as dense as you she might require home movies of the two of you fucking with the little date stamp in the corner of each frame.  If he’s been carrying on with you for over a year and she believes that he’s been with her all the time - well - that’ll be a hard nut for her to swallow.  She might -if she believes you - rip your fucking head off (being that it’s mostly empty it should rip right off).  For some reason a lot of folks retard rampage against the person that their special someone is/was fucking - regardless of whether that person knew they were abetting the act of cheating.  Completely irrational and so very common - do you want to deal with that?  I wouldn’t.

One final point - I’m sure his ex isn’t the first person that he’s boffed while being with you.  Why dontcha get your cooter checked for mold and bugs before you move on to a new shitastic relationship.

Love and Kisses,
Discouragement Kitten