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Mr. Fluff Must Die!

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Written by jessecuster

June 10, 2007 at 3:42 am

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  1. You done good, kid

    bagel of everything

    June 10, 2007 at 5:24 pm

  2. Thats excellent.

    I like how Cats expression implies he actually does understand her…and thus intuits his doom, yet accepts it as the natural, tragic completion of their relationship..

    Man, have I had that look before.

    A.J. Valliant

    June 11, 2007 at 9:20 am

  3. That’s sorta the expression I had during the last couple years I was with my ex-wife…

    Jesse Custer

    June 11, 2007 at 10:39 am

  4. In Mr. Fluff’s expression you see the dichotomy of love countered with contempt for the girl, of expanding fear buffered by stoicism, of surprise and, simultaneously, relief…or maybe the sun’s just in his eyes.

    Soylent Ape

    June 12, 2007 at 6:20 am

  5. how do i make those boxes? for code? and i wanna da kittie to live!

    deearreeem

    June 16, 2007 at 5:04 am

  6. What The Ape said. Word up. Around the world…

    pretty ladies around the world
    Got a weird thing to show you,
    So tell all the boys and girls.
    Tell your brother, your sister
    And mama too, cause they’re
    About to go down
    And you’ll know just what to do.

    Wave your hands in the air
    Like you don’t care, glide by
    The People as they start to look and stare.
    Do you dance, do your dance quick
    Mama, come on baby, tell me what’s
    The Word, ah – word up,
    Everybody say when you hear the call
    You got to get it underway,
    Word up, it’s the code word,
    No matter where you say it,
    You’ll know that you’ll be heard.

    Now all you sucker. D.J.’s
    Who think you’re fly
    There’s got to be a reason
    And we know the reason why.
    And act real cool
    But you got to realise
    That you’re acting like fools.
    If there’s music we can use it
    We need to dance.
    We don’t have that time
    For psychological romance
    No romance
    No romance
    No romance for me mama
    Come on baby tell me what’s the word.
    Ah – word up,
    Everybody say when you hear the call
    You got to get it underway.

    Dial “L” for low…
    Come on, all you people say…
    Word up – word up

    jody eugenius wilson

    June 16, 2007 at 7:00 am

  7. Did Dotty keep her promise?
    Mommy, am I going to hell?

    bagel of everything

    June 19, 2007 at 9:36 pm

  8. @ Jody: Aww, shit! Cameo is the motherfucking bomb! That song is 20 years old, but it still rocks as hard as it did the first time I heard it. Cheers!

    Soylent Anchovy

    June 19, 2007 at 11:39 pm

  9. Soy, you should tell the world your Cameo story…

    bagel of everything

    June 22, 2007 at 11:45 am

  10. We’re having some technical difficulties with the sharecode. It will be back ASAP.

    Bagel of Everything

    July 4, 2007 at 4:56 pm

  11. come on pussy, bite back, bite back!
    love, ron

    hedgehog

    September 21, 2007 at 9:17 pm

  12. How did you get that drawing of me? I buried it years ago!!!!! Now, I gotta answer to the damn animal rights groups.

    Back undercover for me.

    trailerparkbarbie

    November 20, 2007 at 10:44 pm

  13. We need more of these. What ever happened to Jesse, anyways? Did that bounty hunter finally catch up with him?

    Cody

    January 9, 2008 at 2:58 pm

  14. I dunno, Cody. I miss him

    bagel of everything

    January 10, 2008 at 12:11 am

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