Anecdotal evidence: I’m a bitch
Yesterday, my friend Roger crashed his motorcycle.
Everyone is upset about it, sending flowers and casseroles to his family and such.
I don’t get what the big deal is. It wasn’t a very nice motorcycle.
Ok, so I made that up.
Inspired by XKCD, I have devised a new hobby:
Making up anecdotes in which I look like a bitch.
I asked the lady in the black mask and PVC suit what she did for a living.
She said “People pay me to inflict pain and torture upon them to the point of sexual ecstasy.”
I said, “Oh, so you drive a Greyhound bus, then.”
Am I close, here?
Matt
June 3, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Ass-cars are most certainly sweet. I love XKCD.
Cody
June 8, 2007 at 4:12 am
@Matt: Right on target. Now lick my boot, worm!
@Cody: I hear Freud drove a sweet ass-car.
bagel of everything
June 12, 2007 at 12:52 am